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Have you had any haunted visions yet? Like that horror movie where the woman received a donor eye then saw visions of past murders from the donor. I think it was called "the haunted eyeball"
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Feb 3, 2024 20:05
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Congratulations on your new extra parts OP! 
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Congrats, op, let's fight on line for the next fifty years about which kidney sucks more, old left or old right. Because you bought yourself a new lifetime, and I'm so loving happy you did.
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Real good news OP, congrats!
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Congratulations! be sure to give it plenty of pets and skritches to help it feel more comfortable in its new home
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Hey I'm glad you're not dying anymore
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LaserPrinter69 posted:Have you had any haunted visions yet? Like that horror movie where the woman received a donor eye then saw visions of past murders from the donor. I think it was called "the haunted eyeball" The Haunted Kidney Stone The Urolithiasis Exorcist
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LaserPrinter69 posted:Have you had any haunted visions yet? Like that horror movie where the woman received a donor eye then saw visions of past murders from the donor. I think it was called "the haunted eyeball" I saw an episode of Rod Serling's Night Gallery along similar lines. just make sure the donor was not named Borghis(?) Weems b/c he was an evil wizard who parted himself out like a used car so his parts could take over their new hosts and carry out his vendettas from beyond the grave~ 
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Feb 3, 2024 23:03
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Third kidney's the charm! Seriously though I'm super happy for you op
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are you gonna need a 3rd testicle now to hold the extra piss?
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Ican't believe that they didn't take the old one out. Thats like weight gain surgery, not weight loss.
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a little bulking trick for winter, get a 3rd kidney
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Now you can have SO MUCH POTASSIUM Go eat like an entire package of store-bought room-temperature tortillas.
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Do you have any weird cravings? My nephew woke up from his first heart transplant craving red wine and sushi. Being 13, he had never had either.
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Rest of the thread should go make a blood donation appointment to celebrate. I just made mine 
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Feb 5, 2024 04:34
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It's my blood and I need it
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Crop and resize this:
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It was not my kidney but I will be pleased to take the credit for saving this goon’s life.
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Unlike the kidney, I will wait to review several options
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Hows that kidney pumping op?
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So when is the christening where you drink a lot of Frescas or Squirts and just fill those balls up?
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Nooner posted:Hows that kidney pumping op? I’ve produced something like 6 liters of piss in my first 24 hours.
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N. Senada posted:I’ve produced something like 6 liters of piss in my first 24 hours. do you think some of the donor's piss was in there and you peed someone else's pee out of your pee hole?
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cruft posted:Rest of the thread should go make a blood donation appointment to celebrate. I just made mine I already donate plasma twice a week, which if you Don't donate blood or can't it's a good alternative
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Congrats on your third kidney and potential new fetish!
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Bad Purchase posted:do you think some of the donor's piss was in there and you peed someone else's pee out of your pee hole? Pissing back and forth forever 8=D<>C=8
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All it takes is living in the UK for over six months any time from 1980 to 1997 and they will reject your blood, plasma, and everything forever. I don't have mad cow! sigh.
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cruft posted:Now you can have SO MUCH POTASSIUM Lol other than the obvious pain in the rear end stuff that dialysis brings with it, keeping my potassium + phosphate levels in range has sucked. Gonna pig out on so much fruit & veggies once I (hopefully) get a new set of organs
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idiotsavant posted:Lol other than the obvious pain in the rear end stuff that dialysis brings with it, keeping my potassium + phosphate levels in range has sucked. Gonna pig out on so much fruit & veggies once I (hopefully) get a new set of organs wait another one? and what we drinking?? Gratz, Op
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Yeah I’ve been on the list for almost 3-ish years now? But I need a pancreas to go with my kidney so between the shorter estimated wait time tor my pool and the fact that you can’t exactly donate a pancreas I haven’t really gone hard on live donor stuff. The wait has been a lot longer than expected (original estimate was 12-18 mos) because organ quality these days is apparently not in a great place but I’m top of my pool right now so hopefully sometime soon!
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idiotsavant posted:Yeah I’ve been on the list for almost 3-ish years now? But I need a pancreas to go with my kidney so between the shorter estimated wait time tor my pool and the fact that you can’t exactly donate a pancreas I haven’t really gone hard on live donor stuff. The wait has been a lot longer than expected (original estimate was 12-18 mos) because organ quality these days is apparently not in a great place but I’m top of my pool right now so hopefully sometime soon! Don’t give up fellow goon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
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