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LuxuryLarva posted:I actually met a marxist lockheed martin employee. They pressured me into sex, gave me a terrible blowjob that hurt my dick, and then told me that they topped me. Later on I heard that they were paying teenagers to travel to them and were using housing as leverage to get sex - I don't think they were doing sex trafficking consciously because they were so insanely awkward. I think they were autistic. They were also extremely hairy and fat and smelled super musty. whoa u met tenderjerk???
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lol
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:51 |
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unironically I had a friend in college who was I used to do calc and physics homework with who very possibly may not have passed those classes if it wasnt for me, who is now some sort of engineering manager at lockheed martin. I have to live with this.
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 21:48 |
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Ringo Roadagain posted:epic thread Ringo Roadagain posted:unironically I had a friend in college who was I used to do calc and physics homework with who very possibly may not have passed those classes if it wasnt for me, who is now some sort of engineering manager at lockheed martin. I have to live with this. "a friend"
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 21:48 |
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AnimeIsTrash posted:"a friend" different friend
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 21:49 |
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you can just say you work at lockheed, its okay man
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 21:50 |
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AnimeIsTrash posted:you can just say you work at lockheed, its okay man Im not even an engineer
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 21:52 |
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my former gay fuckbuddy works for SAIC, he's an anarchist.
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 22:02 |
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SWIM is very racist and works for the defense industry
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mark immune posted:SWIM is very racist and works for the defense industry
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mark immune posted:SWIM is very racist and works for the defense industry lol
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 01:13 |
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mark immune posted:SWIM is very racist and works for the defense industry
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:33 |
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mark immune posted:SWIM is very racist and works for the defense industry
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LuxuryLarva posted:I actually met a marxist lockheed martin employee. They pressured me into sex, gave me a terrible blowjob that hurt my dick, and then told me that they topped me. Later on I heard that they were paying teenagers to travel to them and were using housing as leverage to get sex - I don't think they were doing sex trafficking consciously because they were so insanely awkward. I think they were autistic. They were also extremely hairy and fat and smelled super musty. hmmm didn't know, uh... hmm.. Bust Rodd (??) worked at Lockheed Martin
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:28 |
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mark immune posted:SWIM is very racist and works for the defense industry
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:31 |
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Smythe posted:hmmm didn't know, uh... hmm.. Bust Rodd (??) worked at Lockheed Martin no Bust Rod works for the F.B.I.
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 05:20 |
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War and Pieces posted:no Bust Rod works for the F.B.I. federal boobie inspectors
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 05:20 |
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tenderjerk posted:ait look at what we ordered on sunday for the downstairs game room lol, look familiar???
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 05:25 |
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white rastafarian boeing employee
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 06:19 |
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fridgebuyer bitch all my fridges came for free dumbass
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 06:31 |
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mark immune posted:SWIM is very racist and works for the defense industry lol
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 06:38 |
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had to check if it was real on LinkedIn. holy poo poo you make this up. Theres even a DEI person working for Lockheed
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 15:19 |
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BornAPoorBlkChild posted:had to check if it was real on LinkedIn. holy poo poo you make this up. Theres even a DEI person working for Lockheed the whole company is DEI people - drones, explosions, incinerations
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 15:22 |
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > marxist linkedin account haver
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 15:22 |
my bony fealty posted:the whole company is DEI people - drones, explosions, incinerations
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 16:25 |
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my bony fealty posted:the whole company is DEI people - drones, explosions, incinerations
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BornAPoorBlkChild posted:had to check if it was real on LinkedIn. holy poo poo you make this up. Theres even a DEI person working for Lockheed
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 16:50 |
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live laugh love laser on pickle
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 17:05 |
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my bony fealty posted:the whole company is DEI people - drones, explosions, incinerations
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 17:08 |
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If you think about it a predator drone has a lot in common with a white woman.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 19:26 |
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lol
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 20:16 |
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mental health is insanely important
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 20:17 |
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Pentecoastal Elites posted:bro say you work at an old navy. say youre unemployed and live in a sprinter van parked in the adirondacks. say you jerk off apes for science. yes just "pretending" to be unemployed haha unless you're someone of actual societal importance (i.e. you actually have to give a gently caress about the Hatch Act) it's honestly kind of frightening for an adult to be an habitual liar for things of zero importance like i highly doubt anyone gives a poo poo if you're some underpaid Liberal Arts Adujunct professor or an unpaid ZeroFox intern or whatevs BornAPoorBlkChild has issued a correction as of 07:36 on Oct 12, 2023 |
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paul_soccer12 posted:mental health is insanely important
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 07:28 |
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Xaris posted:we should include some means-tested vouchers for 3% off BetterHelp inside bombs now that's harm reduction
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 07:36 |
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fridgoid
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 07:39 |
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paul_soccer12 posted:mental health is insanely important
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BornAPoorBlkChild posted:yes just "pretending" to be unemployed haha paul_soccer12 posted:mental health is insanely important
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Feels Villeneuve posted:it pays the rent to my marxist landlord
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BornAPoorBlkChild posted:yes just "pretending" to be unemployed haha I lie for fun sometimes. but I am twisted
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