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Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!

LuxuryLarva posted:

I actually met a marxist lockheed martin employee. They pressured me into sex, gave me a terrible blowjob that hurt my dick, and then told me that they topped me. Later on I heard that they were paying teenagers to travel to them and were using housing as leverage to get sex - I don't think they were doing sex trafficking consciously because they were so insanely awkward. I think they were autistic. They were also extremely hairy and fat and smelled super musty.

whoa u met tenderjerk???

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Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
lol

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

unironically I had a friend in college who was I used to do calc and physics homework with who very possibly may not have passed those classes if it wasnt for me, who is now some sort of engineering manager at lockheed martin. I have to live with this.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018


Ringo Roadagain posted:

unironically I had a friend in college who was I used to do calc and physics homework with who very possibly may not have passed those classes if it wasnt for me, who is now some sort of engineering manager at lockheed martin. I have to live with this.

"a friend"

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010


different friend

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

you can just say you work at lockheed, its okay man

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

AnimeIsTrash posted:

you can just say you work at lockheed, its okay man

Im not even an engineer

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

my former gay fuckbuddy works for SAIC, he's an anarchist.

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
SWIM is very racist and works for the defense industry

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!

mark immune posted:

SWIM is very racist and works for the defense industry

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

mark immune posted:

SWIM is very racist and works for the defense industry

lol

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

mark immune posted:

SWIM is very racist and works for the defense industry

post COVID
Mar 5, 2007

free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda


mark immune posted:

SWIM is very racist and works for the defense industry

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

LuxuryLarva posted:

I actually met a marxist lockheed martin employee. They pressured me into sex, gave me a terrible blowjob that hurt my dick, and then told me that they topped me. Later on I heard that they were paying teenagers to travel to them and were using housing as leverage to get sex - I don't think they were doing sex trafficking consciously because they were so insanely awkward. I think they were autistic. They were also extremely hairy and fat and smelled super musty.

hmmm didn't know, uh... hmm.. Bust Rodd (??) worked at Lockheed Martin

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

mark immune posted:

SWIM is very racist and works for the defense industry

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

Smythe posted:

hmmm didn't know, uh... hmm.. Bust Rodd (??) worked at Lockheed Martin

no Bust Rod works for the F.B.I.

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

War and Pieces posted:

no Bust Rod works for the F.B.I.

federal boobie inspectors

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

tenderjerk posted:

ait look at what we ordered on sunday for the downstairs game room


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol, look familiar???

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


white rastafarian boeing employee

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch
fridgebuyer bitch all my fridges came for free dumbass

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

mark immune posted:

SWIM is very racist and works for the defense industry

lol

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

had to check if it was real on LinkedIn. :lol: holy poo poo you make this up. Theres even a DEI person working for Lockheed

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

BornAPoorBlkChild posted:

had to check if it was real on LinkedIn. :lol: holy poo poo you make this up. Theres even a DEI person working for Lockheed

the whole company is DEI people - drones, explosions, incinerations

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > marxist linkedin account haver

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019


my bony fealty posted:

the whole company is DEI people - drones, explosions, incinerations

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


my bony fealty posted:

the whole company is DEI people - drones, explosions, incinerations

blandular
Aug 22, 2004

BornAPoorBlkChild posted:

had to check if it was real on LinkedIn. :lol: holy poo poo you make this up. Theres even a DEI person working for Lockheed

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003


live laugh love laser on pickle

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

my bony fealty posted:

the whole company is DEI people - drones, explosions, incinerations

LuxuryLarva
Sep 8, 2023

Hot dude with a cool attitude.

If you think about it a predator drone has a lot in common with a white woman.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

lol

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
mental health is insanely important

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

bro say you work at an old navy. say youre unemployed and live in a sprinter van parked in the adirondacks. say you jerk off apes for science.

yes just "pretending" to be unemployed haha


unless you're someone of actual societal importance (i.e. you actually have to give a gently caress about the Hatch Act) it's honestly kind of frightening for an adult to be an habitual liar for things of zero importance

like i highly doubt anyone gives a poo poo if you're some underpaid Liberal Arts Adujunct professor or an unpaid ZeroFox intern or whatevs

BornAPoorBlkChild has issued a correction as of 07:36 on Oct 12, 2023

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

paul_soccer12 posted:

mental health is insanely important
we should include some means-tested vouchers for 3% off BetterHelp inside bombs

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Xaris posted:

we should include some means-tested vouchers for 3% off BetterHelp inside bombs

now that's harm reduction

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch
fridgoid

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


paul_soccer12 posted:

mental health is insanely important

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

BornAPoorBlkChild posted:

yes just "pretending" to be unemployed haha


unless you're someone of actual societal importance (i.e. you actually have to give a gently caress about the Hatch Act) it's honestly kind of frightening for an adult to be an habitual liar for things of zero importance

like i highly doubt anyone gives a poo poo if you're some underpaid Liberal Arts Adujunct professor or an unpaid ZeroFox intern or whatevs

paul_soccer12 posted:

mental health is insanely important

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Feels Villeneuve posted:

it pays the rent to my marxist landlord

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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

BornAPoorBlkChild posted:

yes just "pretending" to be unemployed haha


unless you're someone of actual societal importance (i.e. you actually have to give a gently caress about the Hatch Act) it's honestly kind of frightening for an adult to be an habitual liar for things of zero importance

like i highly doubt anyone gives a poo poo if you're some underpaid Liberal Arts Adujunct professor or an unpaid ZeroFox intern or whatevs

I lie for fun sometimes. but I am twisted

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