While you're in town you totally have to try [regional burger chain]

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Zoeb

I think I like Krystals better than White Castle.

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# ? Oct 22, 2023 03:53

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# ? May 14, 2024 13:29

Escape From Noise

Zoeb posted:

I think I like Krystals better than White Castle.

I've never had either.

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# ? Oct 22, 2023 03:59

RavenousScoot

the bbq there is just so tender you can fart the meat right off the bone

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# ? Oct 22, 2023 04:13

peanut

This place is amazing because they put bottles of sauces on the table and you can choose your own sauce! You're going to think I'm crazy but I like to use ketchup and bbq sauce together.

# ? Oct 22, 2023 07:30

Escape From Noise

Sherbert Hoover posted:

They use a bun that's 6x the height of the patty haha you'll hate it, honestly we all hate it and that's why it's so good

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# ? Oct 22, 2023 12:31

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it's so great! they cook this patty, then put it between these two buns - like sandwich style! they'll also put other stuff in there as well, but everone in [town] knows you gotta ask for ketchup. best of all, they'll even throw in a paper napkin if you're a regular

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# ? Oct 22, 2023 12:54

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they also sell these really tasty fries, "[town]-fries" they're called. so basically, it's a bit like normal fries, but then what they do is they fry them a bit extra, and they go really good with some ketchup

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# ? Oct 22, 2023 12:58

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they've got a cooler, with a bunch of different soft drinks like coke or pepsi, but what really makes it special is that they usually keep it stocked w/ doctor pepper. it's sort of a [town] tradition to wash down a ketchup burger and some [town]-fries with a cooled doctor pepper. just goes amazingly together!

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# ? Oct 22, 2023 13:04

Finger Prince

It closed down on account of the pandemic. now it's a bubble tea place. But you totally have to try it! They make the freshest bubble waffles and the boba are so perfectly chewy!

# ? Oct 22, 2023 16:57

RavenousScoot

a hibachi place but for little white castle sliders
if you don't want veggies and toppings that let the chef do tricks though he's just kind of standing there doing a 10 minute larry the cable guy poop joke and stalling while the burgers and fries cook

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# ? Oct 22, 2023 17:24

RavenousScoot

RavenousScoot posted:

a hibachi place but for little white castle sliders
if you don't want veggies and toppings that let the chef do tricks though he's just kind of standing there doing a 10 minute larry the cable guy poop joke and stalling while the burgers and fries cook

there's also a fondue moat around the grill you can dunk your burgers in with little fishing poles
the fishing poles are mandatory for you to dunk

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# ? Oct 22, 2023 17:25

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Your money's no good here! You have to beat the waiter at chess as payment. You can't leave until you do.

# ? Oct 22, 2023 18:31

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Buttchocks posted:

Your money's no good here! You have to beat the waiter at chess as payment. You can't leave until you do.

lol

# ? Oct 23, 2023 04:43

RavenousScoot

the burgers are to die for, but they won't serve you until you poo poo your pants first and they take a picture and hang you on the wall of stain

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# ? Nov 4, 2023 00:45

RavenousScoot

pulling burger after burger out of a top hat asking "is THIS your spot?"

you can't tell them apart, but you want the one with the bottomless fries and 10 dipping sauces

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# ? Nov 5, 2023 17:00

RavenousScoot

Burger Roulette

the burgers are stuffed with a random filling
could be cheese, could be jam, could be...

wait this one's accidentally a good idea

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# ? Nov 5, 2023 17:16

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The burgers are served party cut instead of wedge cut

# ? Nov 5, 2023 18:41

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Well, you see, the cheese is all melty
And the meat is all greasy in this special way
And I dunno how else to describe it, you just have to try it

# ? Nov 7, 2023 10:08

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

you've never had a burger this greasy. it drips all over the plate, all over your face. it squirts and shoots in your eyes and you'll find grease in your car and in your bed, in your office. your children will be greasy

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# ? Nov 7, 2023 10:14

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Don't even THINK about any of those prices including fries

# ? Nov 7, 2023 10:16

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

there used to be pirates in this town so the restaurant is called the pirate's cove! there's full sized fiberglass pirates all around the restaurant haha you won't believe how many full sized fiberglass pirates are all around this restaurant

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# ? Nov 7, 2023 10:18

Escape From Noise

Get this! They have a breakfast burger! It's topped with bacon and eggs!

How wild is that?

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# ? Nov 7, 2023 12:10

RavenousScoot

they serve em fresh here I tell ya they still have that new burger smell

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# ? Nov 7, 2023 13:02

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

It�s a Burgher bar. Food is nothing special, but you�re really paying for the privilege of dining with other aristocrats.

# ? Nov 7, 2023 17:36

Finger Prince

They have a gluten free option where they chop up all the ingredients and serve them in a bowl over some fries.

# ? Nov 7, 2023 18:10

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

it's real laid back and you can wear whatever you want. just try not to look like an out of towner

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# ? Nov 7, 2023 18:18

Finger Prince

You actually have to take your shirt and shoes off if you want service.

# ? Nov 7, 2023 18:30

Finger Prince

Oh man, you absolutely have to try the buffet!

# ? Nov 7, 2023 18:31

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

if you wear a tie they will cut it off with a pair of scissors and strangle you to death with it

# ? Nov 7, 2023 20:16

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Finger Prince posted:

You actually have to take your shirt and shoes off if you want service.

# ? Nov 8, 2023 03:29

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

ask for it "hosed up style"

tomato bun, lettuce patty, shredded beef and italian dressing inside

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# ? Nov 8, 2023 04:48

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Sherbert Hoover posted:

ask for it "hosed up style"

tomato bun, lettuce patty, shredded beef and italian dressing inside

lol

# ? Nov 8, 2023 05:00

Finger Prince

# ? Nov 30, 2023 22:01

RavenousScoot

adult crayon placemat activities

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# ? Dec 3, 2023 05:48

Turbo Fondant

They have 750 different milkshake flavors! I haven't tried more than six but the juniper one is to die for

# ? Dec 3, 2023 17:59

RavenousScoot

ooh this one spot there's really good, the only problem is they don't accept orders

when your heart calls out and is ready for the experience and only then, they deliver it to you

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# ? Dec 3, 2023 22:15

RavenousScoot

RavenousScoot posted:

ooh this one spot there's really good, the only problem is they don't accept orders

when your heart calls out and is ready for the experience and only then, they deliver it to you

that other spot over there lets you order freely, but you can hear your heart call out in agony while you eat, still pretty good though

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# ? Dec 3, 2023 22:16

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The entrance is half a mile inside a network of caves. You'll need to bring an oxygen tank with you because some of the passage is submerged. Don't order too much or you won't be able to fit through the narrow parts on your way back. Trust me though, when you get to the main chamber, the Stalactite Burger is worth it.

# ? Dec 3, 2023 22:34

google THIS

Yeah, the wait staff constantly insult you and throw things at you, it's kind of their hilarious "gimmick." Make sure you get the address right because two doors down there's a similar looking restaurant where the wait staff are just dicks. There are people who have frequented that restaurant for multiple years before realizing their mistake. Make sure you tip generously

# ? Dec 5, 2023 22:24

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# ? May 14, 2024 13:29

RavenousScoot

you eat free if you make a new facial expression that hasn't been seen before

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# ? Dec 8, 2023 17:16

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