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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


virgin walking my way through the grocery store with an elevated heartrate, avoiding eye contact as I imagine my preplanned route stops ahead of my current target to grab

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Ardennes
May 12, 2002
I think the anger is going to greatly depend on which store you are actually in. Winco, you're probably fine, Kroger/Safeway...you are probably looking for an life exit strategy.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
mad about being in Target. its got a grocery section so it counts

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
if you go grocery shopping at a target you get what you loving deserve

FacelessVoid
Jul 8, 2009
grocery shopping is one of the most relaxing parts of week

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
MAKE A LIST

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

AxGrap posted:

MAKE A LIST

don't encourage them!

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

american stores fascinate me. just rows and rows and rows of garbage

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

CODChimera posted:

american stores fascinate me. just rows and rows and rows of garbage

it’s like browsing your post history

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

lumpentroll posted:

it’s like browsing your post history

yeah but thats not fascinating at all

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

lumpentroll posted:

it’s like browsing your post history

lol

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

lumpentroll posted:

it’s like browsing your post history

pretty good

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

lumpentroll posted:

it’s like browsing your post history

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Cuttlefush posted:

if you go grocery shopping at a target you get what you loving deserve

there's a lot of people that live in lovely strip mall suburbs by no choice they've made
nobody deserves to buy carrots at target

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


lumpentroll posted:

it’s like browsing your post history

drat lol

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

CODChimera posted:

american stores fascinate me. just rows and rows and rows of garbage

this is why it actually rules. imagine being angry while surrounded by hamburger and snacks and alcohol

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

CODChimera posted:

american stores fascinate me. just rows and rows and rows of garbage

I think this is all supermarkets in at least the Anglo nations

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Regarde Aduck posted:

I think this is all supermarkets in at least the Anglo nations

probably, im basing it mostly off of this:
https://twitter.com/MikeBradleyMKE/status/1580381366314598401

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005


Woodman's ftw

Raldikuk
Apr 7, 2006

I'm bad with money and I want that meatball!

Thinking about that lotzza motzza breakfast pizza

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



paul_soccer12 posted:

i like to walk to the grocery store it gives me a good opportunity to smoke weed

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I like grocery shopping it's fun to make a recipe list and hunt it all down

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

pre bumping, just entering Costco now ..

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

anger rising.... rising....

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

youre there on a wednesday afternoon dude its probably empty. nothin to be mad about

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

CODChimera posted:

american stores fascinate me. just rows and rows and rows of garbage

yeah a little bit like looking at your post history

e: sorry just catching up and i see this was noted

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


shopping at my local bodega.... those of u not from the big city wont understand, kind of a unique kind of store. its called "quiktrip"

LuxuryLarva
Sep 8, 2023

Hot dude with a cool attitude.
I was walking out of a grocery store completely covered in mud (that's a story for another day) and a black woman called out to me and asked me for gas money. I'm unemployed (and I was covered in filth) and I just shrugged and got in my car. She called me a bitch rear end n-word. It didn't really make me angry but I thought it was a funny story.

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Justin Tyme posted:

shopping at my local bodega.... those of u not from the big city wont understand, kind of a unique kind of store. its called "quiktrip"

lol

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

LuxuryLarva posted:

I was walking out of a grocery store completely covered in mud (that's a story for another day) and a black woman called out to me and asked me for gas money. I'm unemployed (and I was covered in filth) and I just shrugged and got in my car. She called me a bitch rear end n-word. It didn't really make me angry but I thought it was a funny story.

funny to imagine this. im chuckling at the imagery conjured in my mind

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

Smythe posted:

funny to imagine this. im chuckling at the imagery conjured in my mind

u hear the goose one?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Justin Tyme posted:

shopping at my local bodega.... those of u not from the big city wont understand, kind of a unique kind of store. its called "quiktrip"

nowhere does better fried chicken

puncturewound78
Apr 18, 2023

Justin Tyme posted:

shopping at my local bodega.... those of u not from the big city wont understand, kind of a unique kind of store. its called "quiktrip"

thanks, told this to our friend from 'the big city' and got a chuckle.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Cuttlefush posted:

u hear the goose one?

the guy who bought the goose at a goons reccy and it attacked their date? or something rlkse

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

Lpzie posted:

pre bumping, just entering Costco now ..

u find everything ok?

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

u find everything ok?

yeah thankfully. got a churro to calm me down....

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
tried to get a pizza at costco to bring home on a sunday after everyone was done with church. such a terrible mistake

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Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

Lpzie posted:

yeah thankfully. got a churro to calm me down....

nice

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