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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Friday and you know what that means! It's time for Rampage, and we've** got a hell of show tonight!



https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1707394741309190403?s=20

This Sunday at Wrestle Dream, Eddie Kingston will defend both his Ring of Honor World Championship and his NJPW Strong Openweight Championship. That is, if he manages to successfully defend the NJPW Strong title against NJPW veteran Rocky Romero! Romero is looking to gain his first NJPW singles championship out of the Junior Division***, and Kingston is ... well, Eddie, and is just looking for a fight. Will Romero put a damper on Kingston's Wrestle Dream? Or will Kingston prove that he's earned, and deserves, this?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1707787322853658822?s=20

The AEW World Trios Titles are on the line as The Acclaimed and Daddy rear end defend against the trio of The Hardys and "Brother Zay" Isiah Kassidy!**** The champions have certainly been on a roll lately, racking up victories, while The Hardys are still looking to win their first AEW gold.

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1707825067483087058?s=20

In a bout where the winner of this bout will receive a shot at Saraya and the AEW Women's World Championship, The Outcasts' Ruby Soho takes on former two time AEW Women's World Champion Hikaru Shida in their first ever one on one match.***** There's some intriguing implications in this match. We saw what happened the last time two Outcast members went head to head with a title on the line; could history repeat if Soho wins? Or will Shida take one step closer to becoming the first three time AEW Women's World Champion?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1707507977526399370?s=20

Ahead of their (as of now) handicap match for the Ring of Honor World Tag Team Titles, The Righteous****** will be in action!




*We're finally able to say that.
**I mean "we" as in "we the viewers" and not "we" as in "I had some sort of involvement in the making of this show". If I HAD, there'd be another Battle Royal on this episode.
***Confession time: I've never like the term "Junior" to describe Light Heavyweights. Makes it sound like it should be a bunch of middle schoolers fighting for a title. Which is probably something Dana White would invest in.
****Oh god, Max's rap against The Hardys could go oh-so-terribly wrong. Or right, depending on your feelings towards Matt and Jeff.
*****I think; I'm not going to check Cagematch. I did that last week and inadvertently spoiled the finish of the ROH World Six Man Title match for myself.
******snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Davros1 posted:

**I mean "we" as in "we the viewers" and not "we" as in "I had some sort of involvement in the making of this show". If I HAD, there'd be another Battle Royal on this episode.

hosed up that Tony Khan had no involvement in the making of this show, but at least he's posting...... RIGHT HERE IN THE KAYFABE OCTAGON! :thumbsup:

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


I get to watch rampage live this week yay

Because I’m sick booo

bartok
May 10, 2006



Why is Roman Polanski in Rush Hour 3?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I'm ready to ram some pages

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

RandolphCarter posted:

I get to watch rampage live this week yay

Because I’m sick booo

Hope you feel better, a good start is... watching Rampage!

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
This is rampage

:black101:

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Return of the Dark desk.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

bartok posted:

Why is Roman Polanski in Rush Hour 3?

I had no idea and oh my God that's so hosed up. I guess Brett Ratner wanted to support a fellow rapist. :mad:

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



How badly injured is Marq Quen?

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Jerusalem posted:

Hope you feel better, a good start is... watching Rampage!

Thank you surely the opening contest will help

The Hardys?! Oh no

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


mid rap

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I love the common theme of everybody who cuts promos on Matt Hardy takes the time to say they don't want Reby to gently caress them up :allears:

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Is max wearing an mjf shirt

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
They decided it was too early for any Dianne Feinstein jokes

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

He sold the gently caress out of that!

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Maxwell Lord posted:

They decided it was too early for any Dianne Feinstein jokes

Hey guys, I love your doo rags
but we're gonna raise the titles like Confederate flags

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


that was a hell of a sell

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo man

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

"One man scissor party."

"... Yes... I... Didn't know that was allowed."

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


drat zay what a sell

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








Maxwell Lord posted:

They decided it was too early for any Dianne Feinstein jokes

even though she was still alive when this was recorded, they could say the same thing either way

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



That sell

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


lmao that splash

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Happy Friday

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Someone stole daddy rear end’s scarf and now you can se pe his horrible scar!!

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


lol

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


billy with the flair flop

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



That sell

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Wait mdk on the buy in

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



I do love that pin by Jeff

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


I would die if I got hit by Jeff’s swanton

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



EDDIE

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


bree woo

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
DER EEM

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Eddie has achieved so much, I wonder if he can actually still manage to keep the anger that has sustained hi.... nevermind, the Oddities are here, Eddie's set now!

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Eddie in the Jarrett-verse?

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
BIG TEETS!

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


RandolphCarter posted:

Eddie in the Jarrett-verse?

MY WORLD MY WORLD MY WORLD

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Do you need someone to job for your first time champ? Need someone to just barely look credible while chowing down on that pin? Call Jay Lethal today, most countered finisher in the business guaranteed!

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