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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1O_EcUgZkY&hd=1 Yeah it fuckin happened again. The vile den of every evil, 𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆, has appeared outside of town and there's monsters and ghosts and poo poo coming out. Zombies trying to shamble back into work not realizing they're undead. There's a group of skeletons who hang out in the alley wearing leather jackets and smoking, the cops won't do poo poo about these fishmen or the assholes who keep drag racing hearses at all hours of the night. Seriously the second the sun goes down it's an absolute clusterfuck. Somebody has to do something about it. Who is badass enough to explore the castle, kill ~𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖙~ again, and put a stop to this until the next time some jackass resurrects him?  Post your professional vampire hunting skill and if a big enough group forms you can try to enter the castle (the first rule of vampire hunting is never hunt alone). They leave the front gate wide open at night, but maybe there's a better way to tackle this, who knows. These monsters are totally loving everything up though, even eating unsuspecting regular people and poo poo like that. Whatever, make up your skill & post what you want to do from midnight to dawn on Oct 1 (drac's castle materialized at midnight, ofc all vamp hunters immediately know). If you survive till sunrise, you can decide what to do from dawn till dusk.
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i have a gap in my teeth that lets me whistle a perfect 2600hz tone, allowing me to make free phone calls on mid 20th century long distance telephone networks using carrier systems
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The Wildsing twins, Van and Dan. Growing up somewhere in the Central Northwest Regional Area of the United States, the pair were definitely the 'cool' kids in town. This status continued and was indeed elevated during college, when they had to attend a toga party and oust card-carrying members of the Bone Brigade!  After those brutal nights of doing kegstands and beer bongs while smashing reanimated skeletons into splintered shards of hydroxyapatite and keeping their buzz going, the pair have finally decided that ultimate party-fouler Draculia needs to be dealt with - in his own den. They would defeat the ancient evil who only ever provides Stroh's at his parties, and they know how to shotgun more than beers. Skills- Able to hold their substances and keep face to an almost superhuman level, and make cutting and insightful remarks even in the direst of situations. A man in a celebration has little to fear, even from the horrors in the dark. From dusk till dawn they get their buzz on and hang out by the front gate until they get a nice party crew going. Then they send in some Omega-Omega-Omega pledges in through the gates first to check for Dracula's security systems. And to scope out any bangin' monster ladies the brothers might want to get to know. Those dames gotta know all about the ins and outs of the castle. Justin Credible fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Oct 1, 2023 |
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I can roll "holy cross blunts" and have two pounds of marijuana that was watered with holy water. I plan on rolling these magical blunts for my fellow vampire hunters whenever they need another one to smoke. My name is Reverend Dank.
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I come from an ancient family of powerful mystics. After years of study under the grand mage Ka'rak the light bringer, I learnt the ancient art of summing disco ball light at will to guide the way through darkness for all with good in their heart. Other than that I'm sort of useless though.
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I don't have much experience with this kind of thing, but my family has dealt with vampire poo poo in the past. My grandpappy used to tell about burying his sisters headless at cross roads. I won't mention what they said about his father. I lock my doors at night and pray for the morning. There's not much I can offer tonight, but I'm willing to help once the sun is up.
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Hub Dirt posted:I don't have much experience with this kind of thing, but my family has dealt with vampire poo poo in the past. My grandpappy used to tell about burying his sisters headless at cross roads. I won't mention what they said about his father. I lock my doors at night and pray for the morning. Need some weed?
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Sex Farm posted:Need some weed? no thanks, friend! I'm pretty tipsy right now on good, old fashioned beer!
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Hub Dirt posted:no thanks, friend! I'm pretty tipsy right now on good, old fashioned beer! Pssshhh look at this fool who never heard of getting cross faded. Smh
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May be invaluable to protect against non-holy ghosts tbh, time will tell
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Bob from Accounting Skills -Balance the books -Embezzlement -Persuade -Creepy smile Inventory -Pocket calculator -Silver pen -Bag of gold and silver coins -Glasses -Legal pad Day 1 Bob from Accounting heads to the local library. There are rumors that one of the librarians had an affair with Dracula in her youth. Bob will attempt to use Persuade to get useful information from her. Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Oct 4, 2023 |
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Sid Vicious posted:i am so good at smoking weed what's your number i have some ideas
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Name: Katrina "Treena" Hendricks Theme: Hot Chip - One Pure Thought Portrait:  Skill Class: Weredeer Berserker An inflated sphere of pink bubblegum popped at the tip of Treena's deer-like mouth as she scanned 𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆 from the smoking balcony of her favorite sports bar. She squinted into the looming darkness and smacked her lips, drawing the pink gum back inside her mouth to keep chewing - when her "time" came with the moon, the weredeer lady got an oral fixation to chew her cud like something fierce. This wasn't the 'normal' time for Treena to have transformed into her weredeer state, either, but something seriously spooky had been building up behind her temples for weeks now, culminating in 𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆 somehow manifesting in the rougher parts of town. It stood to reason that the vampire count's sudden evil presence in the area would be enough to cause Treena's curse to flare up super bad. Technically, Treena was supposed to be getting ready for softball practice tomorrow morning before her team's big tournament next weekend, but her were-antlers were already sprouting out on full display and there was no way she was going to get to sleep tonight... [[["We kickin' it 2nite or am I knockin' out drac's windows solo???"]]] Treena texted the #paranormies discord, more than a little drunk. Treena, Night 1 > Check local Pawn Shops for sources of Silver, for upgrading Treena's Baseball Bat. > Check perimeter of 𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆 to map out non-standard entries and exits.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajKTA7_cvRk&hd=1 yeah the castle's still fuckin there Night 0 draws to a close, but what happened? Sid Vicious posted:i am so good at smoking weed Sex Farm posted:I can roll "holy cross blunts" and have two pounds of marijuana that was watered with holy water. I plan on rolling these magical blunts for my fellow vampire hunters whenever they need another one to smoke. My name is Reverend Dank. Sid & The Rev. Dank get righteously blazed, & piously survive the valley of the shadow of death. (Bing is extremely not ok with generating an image of this and is reviewing my account lol) e: somehow it decided to do it anyway Justin Credible posted:From dusk till dawn they get their buzz on and hang out by the front gate until they get a nice party crew going. Then they send in some Omega-Omega-Omega pledges in through the gates first to check for Dracula's security systems. And to scope out any bangin' monster ladies the brothers might want to get to know. Those dames gotta know all about the ins and outs of the castle. Lux Anima posted:Treena, Night 1 Treena, Dan & Van check out the Castle entrance  : Seems the castle itself uses the ancient Arcane & Inconfigurable POTS Line of Olde to handle security and certain other matters. There's also the Swamp Side of the Castle, but before you can investigate more a group of stuck up Ghost Revelers manifestsWhat is this 1930? Their snootyness and weird cocktails drive you away dsf posted:i have a gap in my teeth that lets me whistle a perfect 2600hz tone, allowing me to make free phone calls on mid 20th century long distance telephone networks using carrier systems Dsf begins an incantation and connects to : Dracula's Haunted Voicemail, but thinking fast quickly disconnects before leaving a SOUL at the beep.Hub Dirt & Bob from Accounting hunker down. This also is one where the image generator was giving me weird bullshit, no i don't want a fridge magnet of dracula, no i don't want a garbage tshirt design They survive, for now, though there were several close calls with claws at the window. dr_rat posted:I come from an ancient family of powerful mystics. After years of study under the grand mage Ka'rak the light bringer, I learnt the ancient art of summing disco ball light at will to guide the way through darkness for all with good in their heart. The ball at least leads you away to safety... this time. -- Night is over, and the vampire hunters all live, for now. If they get bit, and no one else shows up, surely the world is doomed... It's the beginning of Day 1, what do you do? post it unless you already said what you were planning to do on dayturn SniperWoreConverse fucked around with this message at 12:41 on Oct 1, 2023 |
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Going to find a comfy spot beneath a nice sunny tree and have a bit of a sleep. Seems like might be having a few all nighters coming up be good to be well rested.
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Kevin the Human Man™️©️ -trench coat -ray bans -flashlight -Summon Rainbows™️©️ https://i.imgur.com/OR8r6PW.mp4 Kevin is going to look for clues during the day (with his sunglasses on) and then get ready for night time (with his flashlight) “It is good I have this trench coat, in case it rains” naem fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Oct 1, 2023 |
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Van and Dan Wildsing Dracula likes to party, it seems. No doubt he gets his 'guests'(the living ones) nice and sloshed before supping to get his own buzz on, they assess. In the morning they change their majors to and attend classes on hematology. They use their social skills and excellent taste in drugs and booze to shmooze the head of the department and find any projects in the works to manipulate human blood so the various slurping, sanguinary insects and animals get a taste of things they don't like. Spike the booze, get the frosh pledges loaded and send them into have a Monster Mash.. but first, a quick afternoon power nap to keep their heads on straight.
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Rev. Dank wakes up still a bit high and checks out his plants, noticing it is almost time to harvest his latest crop: marijuana/ garlic hybrid. It will probably taste like poo poo but the utility could be game-changing. After a quick morning bowl and a cup of coffee he is ready to face the day. He plans on going to the local head shop/occultist book store to see if they got his new shipment of blunt wraps in and browse the bookshelves for anything that might help the fight tonight
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I'm the only person capable of driving a dragula without someone slamming into the back of it.
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bossy lady posted:I'm the only person capable of driving a dragula without someone slamming into the back of it. I know Robert Zombie, and you sir, are no Robert Zombie
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naem posted:Kevin the Human Man™️©️ Holy poo poo this guy sounds COOL!
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Kind of hungover today. I'm gonna investigate the swamp side of the castle during daylight, maybe there's some of that spooky booze unattended.
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I have a pair of relics that look like YoYos and were blessed by the pope. The cool pope not that lovely one. They imbue things with colloidal silver when they strike a surface. That's why my hands are blue. I also have a trenchcoat. It makes skeletons into catty bitches if they have evil in their... uh... hearts. I spend my morning making coffee and etching "Vamps go home" on the drawbridge with my sick yoyo skills.
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Hub Dirt posted:Kind of hungover today. I'm gonna investigate the swamp side of the castle during daylight, maybe there's some of that spooky booze unattended. dude, there is no way that booze from the swamp is unattended.
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Thick Jim Skills: - Extremely thick neck. Lesser vampires can't feed from him, Greater vampires take 3 seconds longer to start the feeding process - Extremely strong - Can't be mind controlled or intimidated. Weaknesses: - Doesn't believe in Cardio, suprisingly low stamina - Cannot equip protective gear that would hide his arms or calves. - Isn't natty, weak to alchemy from mad scientists
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Name: Katrina "Treena" Hendricks Theme: Hot Chip - One Pure Thought Portrait: Skill Class: Weredeer Berserker The snooty bouncers of the ghostly swamp soiree may have effortlessly escorted Treena, Dan & Van off the manor's premises, but not without getting an earful from Treena trying to cause a commotion in their scene. "A TOGA party? In THIS political climate? Don't these palefaced sheetheads know that the Roman empire was the cause of all kinds of rank bullshit, like, I dunno, THE CATHOLIC CHURCH!?!" "A'rright a'rright, I'm done," Treena reported to any allies in earshot. "I got practice in the morning..." The young weredeer woman walked to the park and was found by her softball team a couple hours later, passed out in the dugout by the baseball diamond. "So, Treena... some, uh, accursed deer must've bit'cha, right?" Treena's coach asked her, so as to brush off any of her teammates concerns. "You can still play field, yeah?" "Yeah, coach," Treena replied as she stretched her cold, stiff limbs and stood up. "Lemme throw some water on my face first..." Treena, Day 1 > Collect Rumors from Uni-Students and Teammates. Hydrate.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:dude, there is no way that booze from the swamp is unattended. It's cool, homie, just a quick poke around the swamp side. I've gotta get back for 4pm to get the smoker rolling anyway. Pork and potatoes tonight, fellers!
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I'm Joshua Thrash and my skills are looking cool in that insecure-smug trying way too hard Vanilla Ice sort of way and I'm also good staring at tits and rear end without getting caught. I will be spending my day staring at tits and rear end, but only LIVING, OF-AGE, IN A PUBLIC PLACE tits and rear end
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Hub Dirt posted:It's cool, homie, just a quick poke around the swamp side. I've gotta get back for 4pm to get the smoker rolling anyway. Pork and potatoes tonight, fellers! been nice knowing you
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 Chef Bubal Hartefeest, use your trusty tenderizer to shoo those bats away from your stew and out the tavern door before they start flying around the place in sinusoidal patterns. Or maybe that's Medusas, you can never remember, but there's no time to ruminate on that! You gotta get some savory victuals together for the night rush. The freaks coming in here lately have been grislier and grislier and you've just about had enough of them.
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gah! the curse got me good this time & it's getting worse faster than expected Day 1: bossy lady posted:I'm the only person capable of driving a dragula without someone slamming into the back of it. Where bossy lady got that thing, nobody's gonna wanna think too hard about it, but with this occult transportation the hunters are able to get around town much faster dr_rat posted:Going to find a comfy spot beneath a nice sunny tree and have a bit of a sleep. Seems like might be having a few all nighters coming up be good to be well rested. works fine, refreshed and ready to face the terrors that stalk the night naem posted:Kevin the Human Man™️©️ you find Ectoplasmic Remains near the Sewage Treatment PlantJustin Credible posted:Van and Dan Wildsing the hematology department is mysteriously closed & the admins really jerk you around on changing major time of year... Sex Farm posted:Rev. Dank wakes up still a bit high and checks out his plants, noticing it is almost time to harvest his latest crop: marijuana/ garlic hybrid. The shipment is in! you get: Blunt Wraps. also they're currently sold out on all useful vamp hunting materials. Odd...Hub Dirt posted:Kind of hungover today. I'm gonna investigate the swamp side of the castle during daylight, maybe there's some of that spooky booze unattended. cruising down to the swamp you find it's completely deserted, at least in the day. in fact you also find A huge barrel of swamp booze! Totally unattended, it's trivial to wipe the bugs and slime off. But there is an abnormal amount of huge bugs, and for a second you thought you saw an alligator or something out there. FilthyImp posted:I have a pair of relics that look like YoYos and were blessed by the pope. The cool pope not that lovely one. The sacred yos easily accomplish this, tho there is an Ominous Presence on the other side of the gate to the castle Deki posted:Thick Jim You arrive in town ready to kick Drac's rear end... right at dusk. Lux Anima posted:Name: Katrina "Treena" Hendricks Yeah there's rumors such as according to geology dept the Silver Mine is starting to flood from some unknown aquifer. Looks like somebody would have to dive to get the native silver, and prices in all the pawn shops have shot up. William Henry Hairytaint posted:I'm Joshua Thrash and my skills are looking cool in that insecure-smug trying way too hard Vanilla Ice sort of way and I'm also good staring at tits and rear end without getting caught. I will be spending my day staring at tits and rear end, but only LIVING, OF-AGE, IN A PUBLIC PLACE tits and rear end literally everybody in the entire city frowns and avoids you RavenousScoot posted:
You produce 17 entire meals such as like a plate of roast turkey that could fall out of a broken castle wall etc. Who can say who's going to end up eating them tho. Day is over, because i hosed up the timing post what you do for Night 1 Day 2 Night 2 as if you survived, but what reall will happen at night remains to be seen. Also you basically can't really die in the day unless you're in the castle.
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Hmm I thought this night I was going to try and hang out and party with the ghost revelers, get on their good side, perhaps get an in ...but now that I heard there's swamp booze, well can't have a party with ghost revelers without swamp booze. Anyone want to help my drag it to dry land. I can create a disco'esq distraction a bit away from us, while we dash in and out. Then later we can party with ghost revelers! Possibly the alligator if it wants to come with!!!
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SniperWoreConverse posted:
“Poo goo!! Just as I thought, the draculas are using the sewer as an entrance.. time to shine a light on this crime!” Kevin turns on the flashlight and points it at the goo, with his sunglasses on, and mugs the camera
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The original Japanese name for Castlevania, Akumajō Dracula, is usually translated as something like "Dracula's Satanic Castle" or "Dracula's Demonic Castle." I don't know Japanese or anything, but the way "Akumajō" is transliterated as a compound word makes me think the idea was something cheesier like "SataniCastle Dracula" or "DemoniCastle Dracula," sort of like "MechaCastle" or "HyperCastle" or something like that. Like, Castle Dracula isn't just Satanic, it's the next level of demonic awesomeness, mwahaha! *organ music* *bats squeaking* My gut tells me whoever translated it took it the same way, which is what inspired the localization to go with a similar cheesy compound name like "Castlevania." Of course I have no way of knowing for sure, but come on, that explanation rocks.
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Name: Katrina "Treena" Hendricks Theme: Hot Chip - One Pure Thought Portrait: Skill Class: Weredeer Berserker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSdJE3uPnBc "Lemme guess: that 'city-wide silver shortage' hit you guys too? Everywhere I look I can't even find a set of spoons, but I bet you actually know what's going on..." Treena swung her baseball bat onto her shoulder and tried to leer menacingly at the pawn store clerk seated behind the bulletproof plexiglass. She wasn't going to wreck anything, was she - li'l ol' her? The squinting dude looked like he didn't usually give a poo poo about customers getting a little physical with the junk on the store's main floor, but the antlers sticking out of this girl's head were making him second-guess calling her out on her bluff. "Hasn't been a big supplier in town since the silver mine flooded..." Within a couple minutes spent on questions, Treena had a lead on a stash of silver that meant she'd need to get a little wet while delving flooded caves, later. Time passed in a blur for Treena as her plans became closer a flurry of activity bordering on obsession. The next stop was the university geology department, to get more details and maybe a map. Treena, Night 01: > Batting Practice: hitting rocks at Dracula's windows from the streets or wherever else is fun. Treena, Day 02: > Gather Supplies for Wet-Spelunking in the Silver Mine. Treena, Night 02: > Drink, Dunk, Spelunk at the Silver Mine!
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:The original Japanese name for Castlevania, Akumajō Dracula, is usually translated as something like "Dracula's Satanic Castle" or "Dracula's Demonic Castle." I don't know Japanese or anything, but the way "Akumajō" is transliterated as a compound word makes me think the idea was something cheesier like "SataniCastle Dracula" or "DemoniCastle Dracula," sort of like "MechaCastle" or "HyperCastle" or something like that. obvious truth. apparently image generation is completely hosed up so maybe we'll have to switch to text based, we'll see
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