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dr_rat posted:Hmm I thought this night I was going to try and hang out and party with the ghost revelers, get on their good side, perhaps get an in Let's get this cask safe and sound for sure. Oversized swamp critters give me the willies. Day one: Procure the swamp booze and decant a portion of it into several mason jars. Night one: Slowly sip from the remaining liquor just to test it's potency while enjoying some wall turkey . Day 2: Attend mass and have the local priest consecrate the jars of booze. Place eight new D cell batteries in my ghetto blaster. Night 2: Rile up the ghostly revelers with the old Danse Macabre. Then attempt to disperse them by having them imbibe the Holy Shine.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:literally everybody in the entire city frowns and avoids you Well dang. It can't be because I was looking at tits and asses, because my special power is doing that without getting caught.  No way to avoid it. Time for a shower, then I wanna visit the shadiest gun store I can find and see about getting a custom stake launcher built.
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Lux Anima posted:The snooty bouncers of the ghostly swamp soiree may have effortlessly escorted Treena, Dan & Van off the manor's premises, but not without getting an earful from Treena trying to cause a commotion in their scene. Van drops some sage advice on the high-falutin bouncers and their limbo'd partiers - the latter being the kind of group he definitely understands. "You think about the past too much and you kinda forget about the present and future. Obviously." SniperWoreConverse posted:
Of course they are. They can't stand we've been here seven years and have the accumulated knowledge to jump majors, or the consequences for the world thereof. Typical. Night 1 - Lurk around the front of the castle and try to snag previously scoped b-b-b-babes! (not in the Tex Avery way, in the spooky way). Use charm and sexy disinterest to find out what Draculia or D, as we like to call him, is really after. It could just be the ultimate party, and in that case.. he's got no one better to help throw the bash or smash or even a mash to the fuckin' NINES. Day 2 - Assist Treena getting the right supplies for the silver expedition. Gonna teach Draculia the real meaning of loaded - that OG ne'er do well never had drugs or booze spiked like THIS before. Night 2 - The brothers share their amphetamine/MDA mix and wash it down with Old Crow - the kind of whiskey only the livers of the young can handle. Van stands guard at the entrance to the mine while Dan helps Treena get at the stash. Has crushed many, many beercans against his prestigious forehead, useful if ore is proving too stubborn.
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Night 1: Chef Hartefeest, push your way through the night rush. It won't be so bad, will it? The other night, the worst that happened was that one customer who was just a casket you had to pour spaghetti into. You swear though, if you have to listen to those squealing ghosts all night or deal with even one "thing" from any colored lagoon, you're gonna have a conniption. Better stop in the cooler for a little "pick me up" before you brave work. Day 2: Hit the market to reup some general ingredients. Get some bigass bags of corn, assorted grains, chick peas, peanuts, etc. You know, the usual stuff you need to keep on yourself. Night 2: Some dickheads from the bigass castle outside of town requested catering for tonight. Yeah, when did that thing get there anyway? Maybe you do need to get out of the kitchen more. Anyway, this affront was built over your favorite berry-picking meadow next to ye olde stank-rear end swamp. You don't like it, but there's no getting out of this one, boss says. Chef Hartefeest, cater tonight's events at 𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆
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Thanks for all of your hard work, Chef Hartefeest! Hopefully, there is a little swamp booze left after night 2? Work with it, friend!
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Sophy Wackles posted:Bob from Accounting Night 1 Having been told to leave the library after failing to Persuade an elderly librarian to talk about her sex life, Bob from Accounting checked out a variety of books on vampires and stayed up all night reading them in his car; too afraid to fall asleep. Day 2 Hoping to team up with other vampire hunters, Bob from Accounting rented an old Victorian style house in the middle of town. He put up a large sign on the lawn attached to a long wooden stake and it read: VAMPIRE HUNTERS WANTED FREE ROOM AND BOARD NOTHING SEXUAL REPEAT: NOTHING SEXUAL Night 2 Bob from Accounting spends the evening securing this new home against lesser monsters and vampires and falls asleep while reading Accounting Monthly Magazine.
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Night 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3JlIdRg7HU Lux Anima posted:Treena, Night 01: dsf posted:im gonna just whip a shitload of candles and light fixtures some mild & harmless vandalism brings out the spectral pigs! "Stop! You're under arrest!" they immediately default to  without giving you a chance to surrender  hitting the bricks, you escape, but are both seriously injured. Really, you're lucky to make it out at all. dr_rat posted:Hmm I thought this night I was going to try and hang out and party with the ghost revelers, get on their good side, perhaps get an in Hub Dirt posted:Let's get this cask safe and sound for sure. Oversized swamp critters give me the willies. the swamp booze is secured and you escape from any abnormal reptiles. RavenousScoot posted:Night 1: Hub dirt's presence helps substantially, maybe you just needed a bouncer to keep the new customers in line. -1 turkey Sophy Wackles posted:Night 1 you're tired, but lucky. No monsters notice you, even though several strong enough to rip your car open pass byJustin Credible posted:Night 1 - Lurk around the front of the castle and try to snag previously scoped b-b-b-babes! (not in the Tex Avery way, in the spooky way). Use charm and sexy disinterest to find out what Draculia or D, as we like to call him, is really after. It could just be the ultimate party, and in that case.. he's got no one better to help throw the bash or smash or even a mash to the fuckin' NINES. "Why, to conquer the world of the living, of course..." They eye you two suspiciously but you don't get dragged to some graves this night.
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Day 2:Lux Anima posted:Treena, Day 02: Justin Credible posted:Day 2 - Assist Treena getting the right supplies for the silver expedition. Gonna teach Draculia the real meaning of loaded - that OG ne'er do well never had drugs or booze spiked like THIS before. You stop off at Hartefeest's to eat some wall turkey and are healed by the hearty meal Also the scuba shop will rent you this equipment on the condition you use it to fuckin get rid of this dracula castle, and return it non-broken. + all the spelunking stuff SilvergunSuperman posted:Day 2, buy up some garlic, a wooden cross and an antique pistol with silver bullets to be safe. practically everyone's sold out of garlic, very odd. You can get the cross, but also the silver bullets are out of stock. Hub Dirt posted:Day 2: 2 ez. Get Sacred Jars + fully powered William Henry Hairytaint posted:Well dang. It can't be because I was looking at tits and asses, because my special power is doing that without getting caught. The shade side of town's been looking p creepy, but there's a guy who knows a guy. What're you gonna give in return? RavenousScoot posted:Day 2: You're p well stocked up and can easily cook meals with this. dsf posted:im gonna just whip a shitload of candles and light fixtures Injured before, you make sure to eat something. The wall-style turkey @ Hartefeest's is "to die for" but everyone knows when night hits if you're bloodied extra monsters come, they can smell it on the wind. Sophy Wackles posted:Day 2 According to your research, This Old House should be safe for anyone seeking sanctuary when supernatural monsters come out. Even has a garage.
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Night 2:Sophy Wackles posted:Night 2 Pretty solid. Even strong, heavy hitters aren't going to be able to get in too easily. Unless they become even stronger as the powers of Dracula wax wroth or w/e Lux Anima posted:Treena, Night 02: Justin Credible posted:Night 2 - The brothers share their amphetamine/MDA mix and wash it down with Old Crow - the kind of whiskey only the livers of the young can handle. Van stands guard at the entrance to the mine while Dan helps Treena get at the stash. Has crushed many, many beercans against his prestigious forehead, useful if ore is proving too stubborn. You descend into the Flooded Mines It's full of gross and unnatural fish creatures! Luckily for you they're weak to getting physically smashed into slime. You think you've pulverized them all, but instead of scoring any silver tonight, you get slightly injured. Better solve this before tomorrow night. SilvergunSuperman posted:Night 2, go with the flow, we heading out? Otherwise a quiet night with a good book. dr_rat posted:Hmm I thought this night I was going to try and hang out and party with the ghost revelers, get on their good side, perhaps get an in RavenousScoot posted:Night 2: You head to the Castle Gate where the ghost revelers are and where the catering is supposed to be. Everything is going... pretty ok, when Hub Dirt posted:Night 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CHqhsMP80E It riles em, riles em up good. They're so riled up you're all able to trick them into drinking the blessed booze, which instantly disperses them. Unfortunately, there's nobody left to pay for the catering... -- Alright what do we have uncovered 𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆 The gate opens at night. The party ghosts are gone, at least for a while. There's also the Haunted Voicemail system. Swamp Side of the Castle: Swampy. Had some free booze. Flooded Silver Mine: Once had fish monsters. Sewage Treatment Plant: There's ectoplasms. The Old Manse: Should be safe for anyone to stay there. You got: Like 15 wall turkeys Cave Gear Boombox Swamp Booze idk there might be more i don't remember Post what you wanna do for Day 3 & Night 3
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Van and Dan ain't buying the explanation that he's trying to destroy the lands of the living and plunge the world into perpetual night, death and suffering. There has to be something more. Something truly sinister. But materials must be gathered, brews pounded and preparations made. And slimebuckets squished. Dan comes out of the cave dripping with slime, his brother exclaiming, "drat, bro! Haven't seen you like this since that all you can wrestle K-Y buff-fet!" Dan grumbles and scratches the already-festering wound on his arm. "Feel like I got fish eggs deeper in me than a prostate exam." He turns to Treena. "You did good in there, respect." and holds out a fishguts-soaked fist for a bump. "Let's get that nasty gash taken care of." Day 3 The pair show up at the Victorian Safehouse. Strolling right in, Van takes a panning look around. "You sure we can't get anything sexual in here? It would be rad." A smack on the back of his head comes from Dan, and they introduce themselves to Bob from Accounting. And hopes he was Bob the Medic back in the day. They seek medical attention for the wound in the safehouse. Night 3 The brothers both head back to the silver mine to finish up the previous night's work, teaming up with Treena if she does the same.
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 Bubal Hartefeest, your day is a total slog! The daytime foottraffic has seriously petered out a bit as of late. Well, really, the night-time regulars aren't coming by as often either. Must be because of all these nocturnal boos, yipes, squeals, and barks that have been coming through instead. Anyway, the day shift has been kind of dead, but your friend Rigor Tony and you pass some time making prank calls. Day 3: Prank Call Haunted Voicemail A distinguished gentleman comes in with a special request and after his conversation with the management, you're being sent on a special errand to fetch ingredients and give him exotic fare from his homeland. This is going to require... ectoplasms? Welp, you tear a page out of your recipe book and head off to satisfy. Night 3: Find some ectoplasms and cook those gelatinous suckers up
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Haw Haw! It just goes to show that there ain't a spectre alive that can resist the 'ol danse Macabre! Seems I should have had a better idea about what to do in the castle once I figured out a way in. Setting out with just a boombox is foolhardy. Day 3: Return to the church and receive the grace of reconciliation after such a sacrilegious use of consecrated hooch. Also, inquire about holy relics that may help inside the castle. Night 3: Get back to Hartefeest's and begin to work off the lost catering money.
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Name: Katrina "Treena" Hendricks Theme: Hot Chip - One Pure Thought  Skill Class: Weredeer Berserker SniperWoreConverse posted:You descend into the Flooded Mines https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKwfg_Sjofs "gently caress, gently caress. gently caress. OFF!" Treena shouted at the lagoon-things trying to ambush Van & Dan & her somewhere deep in the silver mine. It was bad enough that she'd been shot up by the castle-cops the night before, now she was getting angry at being caught flat footed in her loaner scuba gear with only a metal maglite flashlight to pound their stinky skulls in. Some seaweed and scum was caught in Treena's antlers for half the fight, too, which sucked hard for visibility when it was already pitch black! She didn't notice it at first, but that was the point Dan & Van's pill kicked in. The berserker beat in Treena's brain kicked in hardcore thanks to how the rhythm of her beat-down of the bug-ugly fishmen matched the flashing lights of her maglite whipping fishmen face. The blood-trance was on. Treena remembered a really black, goopy carnage, and then kinda phasing out until she was back outside the cave. Kinda scraped and banged up all over again, but in a different pain this time. "You did good in there, respect." one of the brothers spoke to her; holding out a fishguts-soaked fist for a bump. "Yeh. Thanks guys," Treena mumbled, and returned the fistbump. "Close one there, for a sec..." "Uh, what was in that pill?" She asked, at last. "Think I'm swearing off fish after that." Treena, Day 03: > Rest up at The Old House! Treena, Night 03: > Resume exploring monster-free(?) Silver Mine. Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Oct 4, 2023 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:The shade side of town's been looking p creepy, but there's a guy who knows a guy. What're you gonna give in return? Joshua Thrash Day 3: I'm gonna use my slimy insecure charm to try and convince the guy and guy's guy that some stupid card I found in my recently passed uncle's attic is super valuable. Let's see if the dummies will give me a custom stake launcher and some stakes in exchange for a 'totally valuable' (*stifles laugh*) 1968 Topps Nolan Ryan rookie card. It's even in a hard plastic sleeve in perfect condition to make it look important lmao Night 3: I heard there was a faerie grove or something in the forest and that the faeries will grant boons so I'm gonna go have a look. Cautiously, mind you, or at least, what a guy whose day ended up like this day 3 considers to be cautious.
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Day 3: Oh did I drink to much last night. Sleep off the hangover! Night 3: Sophy Wackles posted:Night 1 Hangout drinking with the elderly librarian lady. See if can rekindle that old flame for the good old count! Let's see if we can get those love birds back together. Also I may have some over due library books. If I can get the overdue fees canceled also a plus!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wMFLb0aDFk&t=1016s Day 3: dsf posted:im going to google for information on 'ghost guns' to try to source a gun enchanted with the power of ghosts you only get information (and it's a lot) on how to make normal guns from scratch, guns which THE MAN can't track. Would Dracula be able to trace them? You can't be sure Justin Credible posted:Day 3 Lux Anima posted:Treena, Day 03: You heal up and don't have to worry about any roaming werewolves smelling weakness later RavenousScoot posted:
you're put on Hold. Almost as if the dead cold hands of some sort of vampire a clutching at your heart. Chilled to the core. Luckily you can stay near the ovens and stoves.Hub Dirt posted:Haw Haw! It just goes to show that there ain't a spectre alive that can resist the 'ol danse Macabre! Seems I should have had a better idea about what to do in the castle once I figured out a way in. Setting out with just a boombox is foolhardy. you're blessified & assured jesus is fine with it. After all it's not what goes into your mouth that defiles you, but what comes out. You don't get any powerful relics cause most churches don't just have extras laying around, but if you hear about The Dark Woods, where aspen, hawthorn, oak, & ash all grow. These kinds of wood make excellent & powerful vampire stakes. William Henry Hairytaint posted:Joshua Thrash They eyeball each other skeptically and then check out the card. "Pff, alright." get Customized Stake Launcher & the stakes dr_rat posted:Day 3: sleep is successful
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Joshua Thrash Day 4: buy a big thing of Morton's salt, then spend the rest of the day trying to find a local witch. The nature kind, not the satanic kind. Whether I find one or not: Night 4: back to the strange circle to pour salt around it, being careful not to step inside. If the witch is with me I want her opinion on what it is and what to do with it, but for now hopefully the salt will keep whatever might be in there contained. Oh and stake launcher at the ready of course.
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No time like the present. I wish I had spent more time info gathering the last couple of days but I won't waste this opportunity. Day 4: Acquire the tools necessary to gather and process hardwood into stakes. Night 4: Back up Joshua Thrash in his attempt to seal off the circle in the forest. Woodcraft tools, hopefully at the ready.
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Van and Dan give sideways smirks even as the fistbump-splattered slime seems to hang and float down slowly through the air, as if filmed in slow motion. "I learned a long time ago you can't treat every situation like it's life and death. Cause you'll die a lot of times." Van says. "Especially those real life-and-death situations. Write that down." "That's what we call our 'party all the time mix'. Keeps the doldrums at bay." Dan says, dismissing his brother's schtick with a wave. They give her a few more of the PatT pills. -- Day 4 Healed and with fresh silver, the pair gear up in the mine, picking up and wearing many of the rings and stakes. "We'll go check out the passage. If we don't make it back.. tell the world our story. We were cool. We stayed in school. We wrapped our tools." Dan puts on his pair of shades as his brother finishes speaking. Probably not the best idea for exploring ancient hidden underground passages. But he looks cool, and that's the most important thing.  The pair explore the secret passage and see if they can gain entrance to the castle. -- Night 4 Both swallow a couple PatT pills and see if they can do a night-recon of the castle while the spoops and spookies and spoopies inflict their brand of Monster Mashing on the outside world. Fighting only if they need to, pulling back through the secret entrance and back to the safehouse to regroup once completed. Justin Credible fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Oct 5, 2023 |
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Bob from Accounting Bob from Accounting warmly welcomes Van, Dan and Treena to the safehouse. “Glad to have you all here. We’ll have to work together and recruit as many hunters as possible to our cause of we are going to take 𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆! I’ll be working on some logistics today but make yourselves at home and let me know if you need me to make any upgrades to the safehouse.” Day 4 Bob spends the day setting up a loot vault in the safehouse basement and a secure window at the front of the house where hunters can come to sell loot and buy new equipment and supplies. Night 4 Late into the night, when everyone is asleep, Bob from Accounting starts a conference call on a secure line with Mark from Operations and and Tony from Procurement. “Listen, I’ve been here for a few days and the hunters are already bringing in some valuable loot. And rumor has it 𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆 is filled with priceless relics. Tony, I need you to call all your black market contacts and Mark you’ll set up logistics to move the goods. I’ve set up a front here at the safehouse that we will use to buy loot and sell weapons and supplies. After taking our cut of course. We are going to take down 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖙, but there’s no reason we three can’t get filthy rich at the same time!”
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SniperWoreConverse posted:It's said that ectoplasms were seen near the Sewage Treatment Plant, so you head off alone... As all depictions of ectoplasms throughout the land's history had been censored by a previous generation's king, their descriptions and interactions with humans became wildly speculated upon and more perversely mutated upon each word-of-mouth retelling. Ask Hartefeest to regale you of his encounter, and he'll surely attest that unlike what folklore would lead you to believe, this is no harem of goo girls performing acts that would make a deviant artist blush. In fact, let's check in with him...  Ooh, our Chef is not looking so hot. Unable to go any further, he makes it to a manse in the center of town and wheezes out a plea for hospitality before collapsing. This day might be a good one to call out. Day 4: Mother fuckin recover in the safehouse. Night 4: Show gratitude to your host. Furnish the horn-of-plenty with snacks and the walls with turkeys.
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Day 4 sleep in the library stacks. I feel right down the back in the international politics section that no one in this town goes to should leave my relatively undisturbed. Night 4 if the elderly librarian does not return break into her office and search for any notes she may have made in regards to secret Dracular libraries or the such. Librarians love their notes, and like hell a librarian wouldn't have written down where another library is, if it's within the same council area!
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Day 4:dsf posted:I think I found dracula dsf's researches reveal the terrifying truth: Dracula goes hard as gently caress and will fuckin murder you Sophy Wackles posted:Bob from Accounting It's extremely secure and vaultlike. There's only one way in and out and in your expert opinion probably this is not going to end up in a zombie scenario where anybody is hopelessly trapped inside. William Henry Hairytaint posted:Joshua Thrash you get the salt and search for the witch, who can totally offer you legit advice as long as you let her keep certain eye of newt style ingredients she might find out there Hub Dirt posted:No time like the present. I wish I had spent more time info gathering the last couple of days but I won't waste this opportunity. Easy you need just a hatchet, really, but you grab a saw and chisel too, just in case. Justin Credible posted:Day 4 You descend. After winding through some curves eventually the mine switches to old style partly rotted support beams and creepy cobwebs. You can hear the groans of the place about to cave in, but also the groans of the monsters ahead of you. The secret mine passage absolutely connects to Dracula's Basement! RavenousScoot posted:As all depictions of ectoplasms throughout the land's history had been censored by a previous generation's king, their descriptions and interactions with humans became wildly speculated upon and more perversely mutated upon each word-of-mouth retelling. Ask Hartefeest to regale you of his encounter, and he'll surely attest that unlike what folklore would lead you to believe, this is no harem of goo girls performing acts that would make a deviant artist blush. In fact, let's check in with him... It only took like a whole day irl but a different, weaker version finally generated You're able to recover, altho it does take up some of the food dr_rat posted:Day 4 sleep in the library stacks. I feel right down the back in the international politics section that no one in this town goes to should leave my relatively undisturbed. You are undisturbed and nothing goes wrong. SniperWoreConverse fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Oct 5, 2023 |
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Name: Katrina "Treena" Hendricks Theme: Hot Chip - One Pure Thought  Skill Class: Weredeer Berserker After finding the huge chunk of Native Silver in the mine, Treena split off from the group to spend the rest of the day and night fixing up her outfit's newest accents at the Old House. Treena, Day 04 & Night 04 (Backlog): > Add silver spikes to Baseball Ball, add silver plating to boots, and equip Silver rings to fists. The next day Treena wanted to be ready to hear about Dirt and Thrash's meeting with the woods witch, but they never returned to the safehouse in the morning... Treena, Day 05: > Investigate Dirt and Thrash's disappearances in the woods, in the day. Treena, Night 04: > Patrol the streets around the Old House, or else join someone else looking for trouble.
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Hartefeest, during your stay at the safehouse, you are brought up to speed on the efforts against 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖙 who has been harshing your berry meadow and sic'ing his slimes on you. Doesn't being a count mean this guy has some sort of appointment to his position or some royal lineage? Since when? That castle just got there and it's already in a state of dilapidation. Let's get him the gently caress out! (and mess with him along the way) Day 5: Call Haunted Voice Mail on your cell phone AND the house phone at the same time, put both phones up to each other, and step away and watch the magic? One lass at the safehouse has been fortifying herself to cause some serious havoc and it seems she's been had it with 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆. She may have even had it before this all started. And you're pretty much there, too. Combined, you can probably get your "poo poo taken" counter to a net negative. Night 5: Rouse rabble with Treena 
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Oct 6, 2023 04:30
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Van and Dan Wildsing Drying viscera and half-rotted bits of flesh cling to the brothers as they stumble back to - but force themselves upright before walking in - the safehouse. "Well, the good news is we found a way into the castle underground. Oh, and that we're alive. The bad news?" Van shucks off his now-ruined coat, a few zombie teeth clattering on the hardwood, and finishes for his brother. "We ain't pushin' through any of 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖙's entrances without some lube. And by lube I mean bodies. Living bodies. Fighters. Lovers. Winners. Heroes." Day 5 The pair take the information they have gathered and their natural inclination towards creativity (as well as convincing a couple of Freshmen engineering and art students to help them), and make a model of 𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆, to aid all hunters in planning, and as a place to add additional intel. All nice labels and adorable zombie and mummy and wolf-man models to represent the horrors they fought their way through. Night 5 The boys get with Bob from Accounting and his many avenues of appropriation and attainment. "Bob. I think we figured it out. You see, there is this fellow named Robert Zombie, and I think he was trying to tell us something with his catchy, macabre-themed booty metal." Dan says, and Van picks right up. "We need.." "A Dragula." they finish together, looking as serious as the grave.  "We will trade the rights to our biographies if you can make it happen. We have nothing else as valuable as that, not even our lives."
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Bob from Accounting Bob looks over the sketch of the Dragula from Van and Dan Wildsing. It’s a thing of beauty. You two are looking to raise some serious hell aren’t you! I’ll reach out to engineering and see what they can do. Oh, and Donna from Legal will send over the documents for you to sign. Van and Dan book tour, I can see it now. You two are going to be famous! If we survive that is. Day 5 Bob receives the first shipment of gear from his friends at corporate and loads it into the vault. He outfits himself with an assortment of monster hunting gear, the highlight of which is a custom revolver, able to take a variety of bullets and even shoot vials of liquid and high speeds. Night 5 Admittedly, Bob from Accounting isn’t the best fighter or even the best shot. It might be a good idea to get some experience with the other hunters. Bob joins Hartefeest and Treena for a night of rabble rousing.
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Oh yeah I forgot to mention, if you die but still wanna play you can just remake a new charLux Anima posted:Treena, Day 04 & Night 04 (Backlog): done, no problemo. You guys still have a big hunk of silver. Day 5: Lux Anima posted:Treena, Day 05: It's creepy out here, even in the day. All you find is some suspiciously human-looking gnawed bones, as well as all the junk they were known to have been carrying. You also see the Strange Circle which isn't doing anything extra ominous than what's been going on lately. RavenousScoot posted:Day 5: Call Haunted Voice Mail on your cell phone AND the house phone at the same time, put both phones up to each other, and step away and watch the magic? The phones call according to plan, and they both get shunted to voicemail at the same time. But then they start talking to each other! There's some kind of feedback and they let out an ear-splitting squeal before disconnecting. There's an ominous notification on your phone, that for sure is not your ringtone at all. Dare you listen to the voicemail message you've received from an Unknown Caller (verified)? Justin Credible posted:Day 5 They agree, building a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world. Also it has an app. Anyone can map out and upload rooms and haunted chambers or whatever and they'll get socketed into the 3D VR AI Crypto bullshit they slapped together. So far you've got: The Silver Mine, which connects to Dracula's Basement The Swamp Side of the Castle which doesn't apparently connect to anything The Front Gate which connects to the Zombie Courtyard The Dark Dark Woods which contains the Strange Circle The Sewage Treatment Plant which doesn't connect to anything either. The Safe House which has a Secure Vault in it (I think this is what you guys found so far?  )Sophy Wackles posted:Day 5 Looks good. Locked & loaded, or... do you "lock" a revolver? Whatever it works.
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Oct 6, 2023 15:59
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Night 5:Lux Anima posted:Treena, Night 05: RavenousScoot posted:Night 5: Rouse rabble with Treena You start your patrols. Nothing unusual rn. Still pretty early. Justin Credible posted:Night 5 Is the dragula possible? Yes. Is it going to arrive tonight? Yes.Sophy Wackles posted:Night 5 You all continue your patrols when this loving piece of poo poo "AI" keeps refusing to generate images. Also even though it saves them all it only lets you backtrack so far so i gotta go with this one instead of one of the others i already did: Drag Racing Dragulas appear, tearing rear end up and down the street! Working as a team, you're able to get one to wipe out, Bob wildly with no trigger discipline, Treena is batting 1000, Hartefeest is going hog wild, Van & Dan are able to actually flip the fucker over. When all's said and done one of the dragulas is burning and wailing souls are coming out, and the other is pretty well scuffed up. A zombie leans out and spits a tooth at you all in futility. The sun rises on day 6. You've got 1 pretty hosed up dragula and when the sunlight hits it the paint starts fuming. The other one is totally boiled off already, leaving an unholy stain in the street. Also the HOA is fuckin pissed. What do you wanna do for day 6 / night 6?
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Oct 6, 2023 16:37
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Kevin will blast the remaining dragula with a rainbow
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Oct 6, 2023 21:50
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Van and Dan were.. not expecting that. But everything has a price, including wrangling one of these unholy machines to use for their own quite farious purposes. "Good work, guys. We could use some quality workmanship like this around here. Go see Bob from Accounting about jobs for you." Dan tells the art and engineering students. You probably shouldn't go to a big Victorian house while the world is being steadily plunged into darkness if you don't want to be drafted on the side of he Angels. The brothers - after the epic streetracefightbruahaha try to get the damaged, but still functional Dragula into the house before the loving bask of sunlight destroys their prize. They hope Kevin's rainbows help preserve it and calm the maniacal spirit within the metal beast. "That's loving TEAMWORK!" Dan belts out in acknowledgement to his fellow hunters while they try and save their prize. "God drat you Robert Zombie, he never said poo poo about them being allergic to the sun!" Van laments, and goes to get those students. "Ai, oi, yo! Got a job for you here!" Day 6 They try and save the remaining Dragula, and get their small army of under(not)paid student-draftees to get the Dragula back in tip top shape. And to add a bunch of the silver spikes to it without harming the venerable Dragula. They also assist. Night 6 They gather up their supplies. They put on music, and warm up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_zd0G8HGSo Then it's time to burn through those loving witches and other hellions in the Dark Dark Woods. "Let's slam in the fuckin' back of this poo poo."  (You can find previous images by going through your browser history and backtracking like that)
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Oct 7, 2023 00:11
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Bignatz, a dog faced circus escapee, wakes up from under the manse's back porch and stretches his tired limbs. It was a long trek from the train derailment two counties over to whatever mess he found himself wrapped up in now. All the gun shots and explosions last night put the fright in him worse than any fireworks ever did back when he was young. So, under the porch he went until his courage returned with the dawn. Ever since Castle Dracula appeared, Bignatz has been able to get by laying low in the day and skulking quietly in the shadows at night. Being very tall and exceedingly thin, he's been able to mostly blend in with the nightly rabble. His keen ears and sharp sense of smell have also helped him avoid too much trouble. He's much more man than dog though and a solitary existence on the fringes of both societies is untenable. Yet, anything is better than the circus. His upbringing there may have made him an adept juggler and an excellent dancer, but life there was cruel and ugly. This manse seems safe enough and the people here certainly took care of those ghastly street racers... Day 6: Bignatz performs his best solo dance routine for the party. All while fixing them with his puppy dog eyes, hoping for a place to call home. Night 6: Bignatz curls up next to the back door and listens intently for intruders. Or, if he's not accepted he sleeps under the porch again anyway. Hub Dirt fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Oct 7, 2023 |
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Name: Katrina "Treena" Hendricks Theme: Hot Chip - One Pure Thought Skill Class: Weredeer Berserker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf1ocWZasxI Treena and the other Vampire Hunters patrolled the side-streets around the Old House like a gang of do-gooder goth-punks, and for a while all across the 'hood was quiet... When the witching hour fell over old town, the buzzing halogen streetlamps started turning off one by one in the area as a telltale sign, shortly before the ghostly Dragulas and their roaring engines could be heard revving and popping exhausts as they raced down the pitch black suburban streets. Treena spotted a pair of eldritch headlamps flip on in the distance, down the road she was on with some of the other Hunters. It revved 6 times and blasted off towards them! Treena leapt out from behind a parked truck and smashed out one of the passing drag racer's spectral headlights. "NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH! SLOW DOWN, motherfuckas!" The undead racecar swerved from the impact and careened into a set of mailboxes and trash bins on the curb, denting up its wheel-well something fierce "Someone help me drag some dumpsters into the street!" Treena called out from her spot standing the middle of the road they were now defending... SniperWoreConverse posted:When all's said and done one of the dragulas is burning and wailing souls are coming out, and the other is pretty well scuffed up. A zombie leans out and spits a tooth at you all in futility. "Eat silver, wormfood." Treena offered, before dragging out the zombie from the driver's seat and pinning its crunchy neck to the asphalt with a silver-toed-boot. With the area secure at dawn, Treena looked around for any takers on mechanics in the group before offering: "I kinda want to decapitate this guy and question him elsewhere... otherwise I can help push his old ride somewhere..." Treena, Day 06: > Take captive Zombie Dragula Driver to a church cemetery for questioning on Drac. Treena, Night 06: > Stakeout with stakes out, maybe at the cemetery to ambush Zombies.
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Chef Hartefeest, for Day 6: Find Treena's Coach and get a megaphone. You decide to meet up with Treena later, but for now you go off on a tip for how you can maximize and project your audibility. Peanuts are a baseball thing right? Trade him the bigass bag of peanuts you got from the market the other day. Night 6: Team up in the zombie courtyard. Assist in the stakeout, it doesn't sound like a good place to be alone without a dragula. If things get dire and the party is gravely outnumbered your emergency attack is to play your haunted voice message into the megaphone at your attackers.
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You know what gently caress it, post day & night 7, while you're at it Due to bullshit I will be updating later
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