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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Johnny Cage sucks poo poo and even my dad could slap the poo poo outta that pretty boy bitch. Liu Kang ftmfw

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
mortal kombat relies on graphical violence because its gameplay mechanics are inferior

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Farty Rage

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Apollodorus posted:

I dunno OP but I do know that Kung Lao was is the best fighter in Mortal Kombat II.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Lol one time I got a controller thrown at me after a 12 round kung lao teleport domination in MK9

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFMl_ic7hwQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzTPITL6hQU

Scorpion wins!

Zeluth fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Oct 1, 2023

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Cake decorating https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8UQSos7DJI

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
It's clearly Scorpion.

https://youtu.be/3PUmBe3xV4o?feature=shared

E: didn't refresh the page for 3 hours

Pneub fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Oct 2, 2023

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

I remember this game you could play as some kind of primate and one of the combos they farted on the opponent. For a kid it was the coolest poo poo ever.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Dixville posted:

I remember this game you could play as some kind of primate and one of the combos they farted on the opponent. For a kid it was the coolest poo poo ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Uy1tcfqmY

Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008


More like moron kombat

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Savage For The Winjun posted:

More like moron kombat

All combat is for morons, violence is never the answer

Same for most sports

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Private Cumshoe posted:

All combat is for morons, violence is never the answer

Same for most sports
How do you intend to survive in the post-apocalyptic world?

If violence is never the answer, you're not allowed to hide behind the protection of others even if you're non-violent.

If you're in a wilderness survival situation, you expect to live exclusively off vegetation?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
The gently caress makes you think I intend to survive in a post apocalyptic world?

Also I don't hide behind the protection of others, the police beat me and the state disarmed me

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Private Cumshoe posted:

The gently caress makes you think I intend to survive in a post apocalyptic world?
I don't really think intent was the crux of my inquiry.

JustCallMeDC
Aug 12, 2023

Obey the Lamb
Obey the Lamb
Obey the Lamb
My only experience is MK9, but I think Liu Kang's feet attack was the most overpowered.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

itt rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4pGCa8-wIg

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Jelly posted:

I don't really think intent was the crux of my inquiry.

What was at the crux of your inquiry?

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