UFC/MMA October: vince mcmahon is dana white's boss, it will be like USADA, but on steroids.

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Which ghost of MMA still haunts you? This poll is closed.
Nick Diaz	1	3.57%
Chuck Liddell	5	17.86%
Matt Serra	0	0%
Matt Serra	2	7.14%
Matt Serra	0	0%
Oh no you said his name three times	8	28.57%
Run	1	3.57%
RUN	11	39.29%
Total:	28 votes

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Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

not pantastic politics. not pantastic at all

# ¿ Oct 5, 2023 19:13

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 06:13

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

blue footed boobie posted:

This is so much less entertaining than you would think.

there's a reason Untrustable's brother made sure there was a dry patch in his cell. maybe learn from those that came before you, fight circus!

# ¿ Oct 6, 2023 18:10

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

piss collector talking all snarky at his wife for getting on his case or hoarding piss in the basement for a rainy day. not so crazy now that the free piss well has dried up now is he, deborah?

# ¿ Oct 12, 2023 03:54

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

you're under assumption that conor ever stops doing coke long enough to leave the bathroom

# ¿ Oct 12, 2023 21:43

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

usada "run like a dictatorship?" how else should they run? hand in glove with the ufc? they're supposed to be wholly separate, lol

# ¿ Oct 13, 2023 00:17

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

kimbo305 posted:

It’ll be like USADA, but on steroids.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2023 02:47

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

CarlCX posted:

when we still had functional hips.

100% necessary for letting the energy pass below them

# ¿ Oct 15, 2023 21:27

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

could the ufc build an octagon so large that all 500 fighters could hide under it for the next two months?

# ¿ Oct 19, 2023 23:26

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

BlindSite posted:

8 month recovery for Jones so I guess 300 is out.

NObodyNOWHERE posted:

So, how many months post-USADA will Jones be returning now?

Why am I asking? Oh, no particular reason.

jon will be ready to go february 21st and will have a head like Megamind with more bulging veins

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 15:04

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

jones apoplectic in the ring, arguing that the 12 to 6 elbows he was doing to the fontanel were 100% going from 1 to 7 as he's dq'd for a second time

# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 14:42

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 06:13

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

good for ngannou. genuinely as happy for a man who is likely to get punched a bunch as i can be

# ¿ Oct 28, 2023 23:52