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All glory to Bobson Dugnutt and his teammates, Onson Sweemy and Sleve McDichael.
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Monathin posted:No offense to the phillies fans in this thread but I hope the phillies make it to the playoffs and then eat poo poo every year if this is the content we can look forward to as a result “Hey where’d you get that banana?” “A homeless guy.”
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Consider the possiblity of MYSTERY TEAM swooping in at the last second with a better offer and signing him.
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Nov 24, 2023 21:06
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Just sit all rookie umps down in a darkened room, and show them a few hours of Angel Hernandez behind the plate, then tell them to do the exact opposite of that. Problem(s) solved.
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*whispers to Chris Ilitch* Sign Yamamoto you cheap gently caress. Spend so much money, it makes your old man’s ghost blush.
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Ohtani should give someone the hot foot if he’s gonna become a full-on villain.
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https://x.com/brwalkoff/status/1732610043802202578?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg
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Dec 7, 2023 06:21
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Ohtani is going to sign with a defunct team, perplexing everyone, including his agent. Say hello to the newest member of the Brooklyn Tip-Tops, Shohei Ohtani.
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Dec 9, 2023 07:37
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Dec 13, 2023 00:24
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Dec 22, 2023 20:53
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Unrelated to anything, but All Star Weekend should feature, in addition to the Home Run Derby, a Bunting competition. Just the best of the best laying down the most accurate, precision bunts possible. Winner gets a huge carbon sphere with their winning numbers etched into it with a high powered laser.
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Dec 24, 2023 07:41
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Ohtani already trying to steal Joe Kelly’s wife. Unbelievable.
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At some point, there will be a player who slides head first into home plate to avoid a tag, and when that player stands up, his pants will be utterly shredded into pieces, potentially exposing his genitals. “Don’t blame me! Blame the Commissioner and blame Fanatics!”
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