Reposting with new installment:mdemone posted:And with that, I present the first installment: mdemone posted:Part 2: His Disciples Part 3 - The Superstar There are very few non-fictional players in baseball history who are 1) first-ballot Hall of Fame guys, just generationally talented players, but also 2) have really cool location-based nicknames like "The Heater from Van Meter" or "The Millville Meteor" or "The Commerce Comet". Mike Trout is the least interesting of the top 10 all-around ballplayers in history. When you lead the major leagues in OPS+ for five straight years, which puts you on a list with Bonds and nobody else, not even Ruth, and you can go to the movies in any major city without being recognized. When you lead the majors in offensive WAR seven out of your first eight years in the league, and when you're an eight-time All-Star at the age of 27, but you stay late after every game to sign every kid's baseball cap, and you get to BP early the next day to sign every kid's poster, and then they pay you 400 million dollars to keep doing that for the next 12 years, in the city that is presumably the Happiest Place on Earth. When your team signs an All-Star third baseman to shore up the infield and the top of the order, and an actual global airborne plague happens, and you are never the same player again. And in the same time and place where the Adversary and the Context would come to reckon, you break your hand on July 4 2023, and again you are never the same. All greatness must come to an end, else we would all be angels, one-legged and faceless, seething with endless, hopeless praise. Coming soon: Part 4 - The Context
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2023 16:04 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 11:51 |
FlamingLiberal posted:Phil Nevin out as Angels manager I mean, okay. Sure, fine. just makes me madder at Rendon
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2023 14:25 |
mcmagic posted:I'm not very deep into the story but he has texts from this woman talking about holding him up for money and a video she took of them in bed together that is supposedly after he beat her up and she doesn't have any of those bruises? She was also apparently denied a restraining order which is very rare and might indicate that the judge thought she was lying. The thing seems less clear cut than I thought but who knows. It's not like i think Bauer should be given the benefit of the doubt. TRO denials are not as rare as you would think. It also does not *necessarily* indicate that the judge thinks she is lying. It may indicate that the judge did not find the described behavior to rise to the level of TRO, or (more likely) that there is not enough information to make that order. There are also different levels of TRO available, so it's never clear-cut.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2023 19:22 |
Red posted:Here's the thing, though: There was more than one woman involved, and each had similar claims of extreme/visible injury and trauma. There are photos of bruising, and so on. And crucially, none of this matters to the individual TRO being requested by that particular woman. If she did not have enough evidence to convince the judge there was anything there, they would have been unlikely to grant the TRO. (That's a broad generalization, please note.) Edit: okay I'll leave this up but nobody respond
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2023 21:22 |
I. Can't write tonight. The pain is too close, too real. Part 5 coming maybe...?
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2023 23:51 |
euphronius posted:What good SP is a FA this winter? You can't have him
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 15:08 |
Some Numbers posted:He also can't pitch until at least 2025 Well don't sign him then
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 18:31 |
Intruder posted:trade for anthony rendon instead I will send an amount of my personal money to any franchise that gets that chickenshit gold-bricking son of a bitch out of my life I can't do this for another season Edit to be more clear about it mdemone fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Oct 11, 2023 |
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 18:36 |
whom amongst us has not gone missing in Cancun
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2023 18:11 |
Bregor posted:Are you thinking what I’m thinking? ......I cannot confirm or deny the existence of this post
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2023 18:57 |
Pobrecito posted:i would legit cry and maybe stop watching baseball
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 14:26 |
live with fruit posted:The Padres could solve their problems by trading prospects for pitching. The offense is set, and they have Musgrove and Darvish who they hope bounce back, they just need pitching depth. you can't have him
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 17:57 |
bawfuls posted:he’s not pitching next year anyway you can't have him either
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 18:35 |
bawfuls posted:you can’t stop me I will get on a plane to kick the rear end of anyone who even slightly threatens to take my good boy
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 18:53 |
This is all very upsetting
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 19:18 |
bawfuls posted:Baseball successfully shrank the vertical extent of the strike zone in 1969 without any computers or LiDAR or trackman data. They changed the definition in the rule book and told the umpires to adjust, and they did. Not for nothing, and maybe I'm alone here, but given how precise StatCast zone calls are, I'm kinda shocked that umps generally perform as well as they do. I think there should be some kind of VAR system, perhaps called on by a one-time challenge flag? I dunno.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2023 21:19 |
It's either challenges or robo-umps, we are gonna have to pick one
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2023 21:24 |
Traxis posted:I hope Ohtani doesn't sign until like mid February. Just drag it out as long as possible. Reported for targeted violence
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 20:33 |
General Dog posted:Seems like he’d just stick with the Angels; they’re probably willing to pay as much as anybody Don't say it out loud
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 22:23 |
Shinjobi posted:Hell yeah, get on over here Shohei You can't have him either
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 22:23 |
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 22:26 |
Pobrecito posted:I hope the Texas Rangers sign Ohtani and Battleship Yamamato and win the next 10 world series in a row. I WILL NOT BROOK THIS CHICANERY
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 22:27 |
Monathin posted:The funniest part about being a fan of a team who has absolutely 0% shot to sign shohei ohtani is that I can just watch mdemone's deteriorating mental state all offseason You can't have him either, whoever you are
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 22:34 |
I did have someone point out to me that it sounded like I was seriously threatening the life of Anthony Rendon so I pumped the brakes a bit on that
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 22:35 |
Monathin posted:lmfao mdem i'm a guards fan, if you're getting poached by the loving cleveland goddamn guardians you got bigger problems Unironically one of the few teams I would actually accept him going to
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 22:38 |
euphronius posted:Isn’t he already dead? You don't know that
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 22:46 |
Redeye Flight posted:Would you accept Your Minnesota Twins? Yes but that's in the Cleveland Bin of Never
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 23:37 |
bawfuls posted:ok but the idea that the MLBPA does not and can not give a poo poo about how potential new policies impact minor league players is incorrect Yes that's right. Sign a guy who can pitch next year. Go on.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 23:57 |
Prof. Spaceman posted:Also, it's not the religion itself, at least in the form of what Jesus actually preached. It's that at least 9 out of 10 (white) people that are this openly religious also have horrifying personal politics. It's never "I worship every Sunday and also Trans Rights." it's always "Glory be to God and his perfect equal, Donald Trump". Yeah, if you just take the words of Jesus at face value it is some pretty radical poo poo, even for today (especially for today?) Real, capital-C Communism. If people actually lived by the book of Matthew this world would be unrecognizable.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2023 20:55 |
R.D. Mangles posted:I want to talk about Jesus. Me too but I'm afraid it will jinx the re-signing
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2023 21:03 |
ARTE WALL THE gently caress ET
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 20:01 |
Red posted:It's probably more likely he'll be a reliever or a limited starter. I think he could be a great mid-reliever, he's got enough pitch variety to get through the order more than once. He's only going to accept being a starter, though. At least until his body forces him to stop.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2023 19:41 |
Players love playing for him. .... Do it Arte. Do it now. Open the wallet. Turn it upside down and shake it.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2023 22:25 |
Shohei just bought 60,000 baseball gloves for Japanese schools
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2023 16:04 |
maffew buildings posted:happy Ohtani day to all who celebrate! I'm breathing normally and totally calm
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2023 19:02 |
The time of the Wallet is near. I can feel it in the air. I can hear it in the ground.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2023 01:17 |
Intruder posted:Surely there are people who love Ohtani enough to have an intervention if he decides to go back to the Angels If this is a veiled criticism, then I won't hear it and I won't respond to it
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2023 03:28 |
Bregor posted:Arte Moreno/Anthony Rendon make a pretty good Sauron/Saruman comp Now there's a thought that'll fester
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2023 03:29 |
My hopes for Ohtani staying are buoyed each time I read a disaster piece about how everyone else's organization is also total poo poo.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2023 18:27 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 11:51 |
Wallet. Please. I don't ask for anything in this life. Just...pay the man. Build a statue and name the stadium after him. loving wallet.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2023 04:38 |