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Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Cryomancer posted:

Is it OK to post a voidcat wearing a white cravat?


He or she is adorable :3:

Even better for the Haunted Clubhouse because that's what the cat-sith look like: a black cat with a white spot on its chest. In Celtic and Scottish folklore, cat-sith are said to be fairies, demons, or witches that have transformed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat-s%C3%ACth

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CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Void kittehs rule

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

not mine

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Meowalways

Smik
Mar 18, 2014

I love all these good little black kitties. I'd love to show everyone a picture of the friendly little black cat that hangs around my friend's place but we've only ever seen her at night and black cat + night is an adorable surprise but also really difficult to photograph. I don't know her name so I just call her princess.

I guess I'm officially a Visual Novel author now:
https://smik.itch.io/a-house-in-hellworld

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.


I'm not sure if he's really black but this is my mom's cat, Tigger. He really isn't very fond of me if you can't tell. (Yes I wrote that on a box and put it out so he'd get in it.)

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015










This is Pumpkin the cat

chrisgt
Sep 6, 2011

:getin:
Although no longer with us, the memories of Tux live on.



Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
we are fostering a lil black kitty cat right now. he's got a uri, a big heart, and no braincells.




DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

ChickenHeart posted:

Here is Superfly, a cat stupid enough to get abandoned by her rear end in a top hat former owners, and was then rescued by an even stupider person, me:







She is so horrible that I had an artist paint a portrait of her so I could never forget how awful this cat truly is:


One day, I hope I have a client that asks for a wretched cat portrait.
I'm glad she was so dumb as to get rescued by a sucker that spoils her.

Sadly, my namesake (the titular Dick the cat) was a tabby tabaxi based on my rear end in a top hat pet, and not a cool black tabaxi with a name like Superfly.

Ps, thread, the pirate cat rules.

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003
I had a whole herd of little black cats:











Mama Cat:



She was radioactive for a time:

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNt2v13tS64

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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Bear



Pudge (RIP)

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

DicktheCat posted:

One day, I hope I have a client that asks for a wretched cat portrait.
I'm glad she was so dumb as to get rescued by a sucker that spoils her.

Sadly, my namesake (the titular Dick the cat) was a tabby tabaxi based on my rear end in a top hat pet, and not a cool black tabaxi with a name like Superfly.

Ps, thread, the pirate cat rules.

Thank you for the kind words, Superfly will be elated to hear this as I extract her from the goddamn air vents



How did you even get your fat rear end up there and remove the cover you loving clown

Pretzel Rod Serling
Aug 6, 2008



Sugar the cat

*~*~*~*~*~*~
IF YOU'RE READING THIS THE BXTCH FELL OF

kaom
Jan 20, 2007


Mine are sisters. This will be their first Halloween at home (they would’ve been at the shelter this time last year).

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Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Here's Sheba, I cat I fostered a few years ago. She's adopted to a friend of mine and very happy, although I haven't seen her because she hides when guests are around (and I don't think really remembers me).

She was originally called Bathsheba, but we figured Sheba was a more auspicious name if we were going to stick with something biblical "I am black, and I am beautiful".

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010
best thread on the forum?

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy


Here's my little xenomorph

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


My black cat has pumpkin stripes

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

MeatwadIsGod posted:



Here's my little xenomorph

he has great teefs (Or maybe that's just the collar design? Either way good catte)

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

ChickenHeart posted:

he has great teefs (Or maybe that's just the collar design? Either way good catte)

Those are indeed his teefs :spooky:

kaom
Jan 20, 2007


My partner upgraded his phone so we’ve been experimenting with low light photos for BIG EYES.

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P_T_S
Aug 28, 2009

This is Cleopatra:



Here she is, judging you from the tub:



Probably high on catnip:

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice


a table-breaking cat

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

Her Royal Divine Highness, Pumpkin:



Our resident Orange Man, Kirby



They are good buds when they're not engaged in mortal combat

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020


He finally let me pet the belly.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Here's the evil spawn Pickle

Powers activated

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014





https://i.imgur.com/0SKbTVc.mp4

The French Army
Mar 28, 2013

:france: Honneur et Patrie :france:


Allow me to present two black cats for your viewing pleasure.



This is Temmie, aka Temblins. She is fat and sassy. Her hobbies include sleeping, barfing and fighting the kitten.



Here is Ozymandias, the old man of the house. Named for the Percy Shelley poem, look upon his works (in the litterbox) ye mighty and despair. He loves sitting on my lap when I want to take my shoes off.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Here are my two ladies. Long hair and skinny is Zoey, short hair and THICC is Shadow:













Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

SPIRIT HALLOWEEN SALE posted:


"welcome to the gun show"

'Sup


Those fangs :drac:

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

I don't own a black cat but I have taken a spooky photo of a black cat

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

Quill

https://i.imgur.com/ndgyD1B.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/EYKidof.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/HWp35rs.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/VtKc0sr.mp4

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Rokit welcomes you... to HECK!!!





edit: not really

Bandire
Jul 12, 2002

a rabid potato

This is Leon. I already spam the yoscattes thread with him, but I will never pass up an opportunity to catpost.


He likes to trust fall backwards into the crook of my arm and chill out on the couch with me.


He's an accomplished dangler.


He is very long.


And is slowly turning white.


He's very much a ham, and I love him very much.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

This is Balki Bartokomous, he just showed up on the couch snuggled up to his new life partner Jake. He probably snuck in while we were bringing in groceries. No chip or collar so we kept him.


Sadly he was just as good at sneaking out as sneaking in, and was run over after about 7 years with us. He just would not stay inside.

CreepyCollective
Oct 30, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
While we do not own any black cats, here is a story we narrated about black cats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEhDmBxmXeU&t=7s

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kaom
Jan 20, 2007


So glad to see the yoscattes here! :kimchi:

CannonFodder posted:


This is Balki Bartokomous, he just showed up on the couch snuggled up to his new life partner Jake.

Amazing, instant BFFs. :eyepop:

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deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
This is Tybalt, Prince of Cats.


Please allow me to introduce Begemot. He and some friends visit Stalinist Russia. They started a little trouble. Somebody even wrote a song about it.

deoju fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Oct 31, 2023

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