Lyft driver takes off with passenger's cat and plays dumb about it

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Zero VGS: Aug 16, 2002; ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE; Lipstick Apathy

All he has to say is "whups didn't see it" and he's off the hook. Like when you intentionally plow down cyclists in a big rig.

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Zero VGS: Aug 16, 2002; ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE; Lipstick Apathy

rotinaj posted:

Nah, the cat somehow went from inside the car to dumped on the streets, which as it turns out is a texas felony

Which I am to understand might mean that the lyft driver and the cat owner need to have an old west showdown

Exactly, "somehow".

"Whups, didn't see it, maybe it was up against the door and fell out when someone opened it"

"Maybe another rider stole it"

"I thought it was a ferret"

# ¿ Oct 2, 2023 20:05

Zero VGS: Aug 16, 2002; ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE; Lipstick Apathy

Jelly posted:

This is the point at which I would hire a lawyer.

I mean we all already knew Lyft corporate was a bunch of motherfuckers. This is essentially news about Hitler kicking a dog.

Not to defend Lyft but it is no surprise at all that the $20 "return your item fee" would be rattled off by some outsourced script-reading call center agent.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2023 21:06

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