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Whoppers are loving awesome. I love malt Worst candy is dark chocolate. My wife loves that poo poo and it tastes like battery acid. She gets the 85-90% stuff sometimes and it's seriously one of the worst tasting things ever ----------------
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Every year I like to buy a bunch of really good candy to hand out, but I also try to buy a few things of awful candy because I feel like it's part of the Halloween experience to polish off all the best poo poo first and then be left with, like, a tenth of a bag of Mary Jane's, Sweet Tarts, and Tootsie Rolls.
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 17:24 |
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Those loving fake dollar bills that have Christian propaganda on the back. They were originally made to give to people waiting on your table instead of a tip so they're already one of the worst things ever created but holy gently caress.
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 17:27 |
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loving horehound cough drops. I grew up on a reservation and like, old people didn't really have any money for candy, so I would've preferred like, an apple. Or an onion (literally, every year, a lady gave out whole onions and it ruled because it meant we got onion rings from my dad the next day.) gently caress horehound when you're a little kid. It rules as an adult. But seriously it was sick nasty rear end a child.
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 17:43 |
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Randy Travesty posted:loving horehound cough drops. I grew up on a reservation and like, old people didn't really have any money for candy, so I would've preferred like, an apple. Or an onion (literally, every year, a lady gave out whole onions and it ruled because it meant we got onion rings from my dad the next day.) Horehound makes me think of my dad. He always had horehound candies while he worked in his woodshop. He knew my sister wouldn't steal them because they thought they were gross. But I loved 'em. No defense against me!
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 17:51 |
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a clear glove filled with stale popcorn and candy corn in the tips to look like fingernails
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 18:29 |
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probably molested although bible tracts or pennies are a very close second
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 18:55 |
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amending my previous answer. the worst thing to get while trick-or-treating is "killed instantly". thanky ou
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 19:01 |
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individual-size box of wheat flakes
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:40 |
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my least favourite was getting those boxes of raisins, but my dad liked raisins so he would eat them alternative bad was apples but that's mostly because my town was obsessed with the idea that some evil person would put razor blades in apples so if a stranger gave you an apple you had to just throw it straight in the garbage in case they were trying to kill you in a really dumb roundabout way
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 21:52 |
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Neo Rasa posted:Those loving fake dollar bills that have Christian propaganda on the back. They were originally made to give to people waiting on your table instead of a tip so they're already one of the worst things ever created but holy gently caress. If you get these you should egg the house with dog turds
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 22:24 |
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Speaking of apples, my last year ever trick-or-treating I got a huge candy apple from some house, which was kind of awesome in theory but also sucked a lot since I had braces.
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 22:30 |
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tmfc posted:this was just a schizophrenic person. i think she stole them from a seniors facility
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 23:45 |
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One time when handing out candy to trick-or-treaters I got reverse trick-or-treated as the girl I gave a snickers to handed back to me me a business card and ad for her dad's church. So that's the worst thing I got, and I wasn't even the one going door to door.
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 23:48 |
quote:"You were here when I had that horrid quotidian ague," she recalls Slothrop, "the day we brewed the wormwood tea," sure enough, the very taste now, rising through his shoe-soles, taking him along. They're reassembling... it must be outside his memory... cool clean interior, girl and woman, independent of his shorthand of stars... so many fading-faced girls, windy canalsides, bed-sitters, bus-stop good-bys, how can he be expected to remember? but this room has gone on clarifying: part of whoever he was inside it has kindly remained, stored quiescent these months outside of his head, distributed through the grainy shadows, the grease-hazy jars of herbs, candies, spices, all the Compton Mackenzie novels on the shelf, glassy ambrotypes of her late husband Austin night-dusted inside gilded frames up on the mantel where last tune Michaelmas daisies greeted and razzled from a little Sevres vase she and Austin found together one Saturday long ago in a Wardour Street shop...
OMGVBFLOL posted:if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything Thank you deep dish peat moss!
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:18 |
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That Little Demon posted:probably molested although bible tracts or pennies are a very close second true, nobody likes to get the trick
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:25 |
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i have this memory of getting a ranch dressing flavored clark bar. nothing online suggests this ever existed though
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:42 |
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Now and Later. I know you're supposed to suck on them until they're soft then chew them but the texture of them makes me want to try and chew them immediately. You can put them in your pocket or hold them in your hand for a while to soften them up but that's not candy that's a job.
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 06:48 |
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Got what looked like wrapped candy. Got home and realized that this lady had written bible verses on slips of paper, rolled them up and wrapped them in candy wrappers.
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 10:42 |
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Raw meat would be pretty bad. A friend of mine says she got that once.
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 13:18 |
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MIDWIFE CRISIS posted:Got what looked like wrapped candy. Got home and realized that this lady had written bible verses on slips of paper, rolled them up and wrapped them in candy wrappers. That's a bit scary, in its own way.
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 13:21 |
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 19:48 |
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Heath bars. The worst chocolate covered toffee. Skor is the superior toffee chocolate. Heath are inedible rocks.
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 20:47 |
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i didn't read this poo poo. use fewer words and/or don't paste sections of books into my thread you loving nerd.
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 21:27 |
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all of those overwrought, hackney words to convey the simple and universally understood fact that British people eat disgusting food. gently caress off
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 21:29 |
I remember getting a can of some weird off-brand soda once. It wasn't Faygo, that would've been funny, but it started with an F.
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 21:33 |
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Fresca? it's not off brand, it's just not popular, or any good. my boomer boss drinks it religiously
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 21:34 |
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Asterite34 posted:I remember getting a can of some weird off-brand soda once. It wasn't Faygo, that would've been funny, but it started with an F. Fauxnta Fauxnta, don'tcha kinda wanta
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Asterite34 posted:I remember getting a can of some weird off-brand soda once. It wasn't Faygo, that would've been funny, but it started with an F. Fanta ----------------
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vyelkin posted:my least favourite was getting those boxes of raisins, but my dad liked raisins so he would eat them Definitely have memories of our moms forcing us to dump out the candy and wait for them to inspect for aids needles and rusty razors. I hated fun size Hershey. All that wrapper just for one thumbnail of puke candy. Gimme Reese’s or m&ms f you insist on « fun » size. Last year some teenagers noticed we were high when we answered the door and I gave them weed when they asked. Sorry not sorry. ----------------
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 00:28 |
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Did y'all ever take your candy to the medical imaging place to get xrayed? I think we did once but just once
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 00:34 |
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candy corn or generic cellophane wrapped candies
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 00:37 |
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drafted into the military
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 05:26 |
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vhs tapes of slim goodbody with the sounds of heavy sexual panting dubbed over them
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an empty walmart plastic bag covered in brown fluid
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 07:07 |
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cursed by a witch / plain tootsie rolls
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 07:17 |
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Al! posted:cursed by a witch / plain tootsie rolls
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Al! posted:cursed by a witch / plain tootsie rolls By "plain" do you mean the vanilla ones, or are we talking unflavored corn syrup and palm oil chews? Saliva Surprise! It tastes like Your Mouth!!
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 12:29 |
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an apple with a razor blade in it.
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 12:44 |
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Razor blades with apple slices on them.
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