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RandExt
Jun 1, 2023
pregagnants

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Necco wafers, but it's actually a tube of interspersed razors and apple slices

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
bobbing for razor blades but someone has hidden an apple in the barrel

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
also youre a cenobite

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Another Cenobite who is mostly external intestines shrugs. "Just trying to get you more fiber." He does this all the time. Fucker

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Definitely have memories of our moms forcing us to dump out the candy and wait for them to inspect for aids needles and rusty razors.

I hated fun size Hershey. All that wrapper just for one thumbnail of puke candy. Gimme Reese’s or m&ms f you insist on « fun » size.

Last year some teenagers noticed we were high when we answered the door and I gave them weed when they asked. Sorry not sorry.

I can't imagine being a bold enough teen to just ask for weed, much less getting it.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




liquorice allsorts


nasty poo poo

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

bitterandtwisted posted:

liquorice allsorts


nasty poo poo

grandma's little hurters

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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bitterandtwisted posted:

liquorice allsorts


nasty poo poo

Are people actually handing that poo poo out on Hallowe'en? Bitch gonna get their door cabbage-stalked into oblivion.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


bitterandtwisted posted:

liquorice allsorts


nasty poo poo

nasty british candies we haates them


OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything

Thank you deep dish peat moss!

JustCallMeDC
Aug 12, 2023

Obey the Lamb
Obey the Lamb
Obey the Lamb
Anything you're allergic to.
:(

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

JustCallMeDC posted:

Anything you're allergic to.
:(

Untrue as I am allergic to cats yet that would be a very cool thing to get

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The Postman
May 12, 2007

this one house always gave out a $1 off a frosty coupon or something like i wasn't out on the streets for instant gratification

Zoesdare
Sep 24, 2005

Still floofin

Several years ago I went to check on my dad when my mother was out of town and noticed a giant mixing bowl full of red hot hard candies and Ricola cough drops. It took me a minute to figure out why he would have that next to the door. I am amazed his house didn’t get TP’d.

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

Zoesdare posted:

Several years ago I went to check on my dad when my mother was out of town and noticed a giant mixing bowl full of red hot hard candies and Ricola cough drops. It took me a minute to figure out why he would have that next to the door. I am amazed his house didn’t get TP’d.

Loose? Or packaged?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I like circus peanuts I'm evil as poo poo

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I like circus peanuts I'm evil as poo poo

:stare:

My grandparents used to have those in at their place when I was a kid in the 80s maybe.

I'd always have maybe one and then regret it.

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Zoesdare
Sep 24, 2005

Still floofin

H110Hawk posted:

Loose? Or packaged?

They were at least individually wrapped.

The Postman
May 12, 2007



this poo poo is so deranged

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I like circus peanuts I'm evil as poo poo

Same. Circus Peanuts are loving awesome


The Postman posted:



this poo poo is so deranged

These, on the other hand, are worthless trash. You end up eating paper half the time even if you're careful

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H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

Zoesdare posted:

They were at least individually wrapped.

A truly deranged individual wrapped single red hots.

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

never liked those bit-o-honeys

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
pine needles

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


My neighbor once gave me a bunch of $2 bills.
I still haven't spent them and at this point I expect a young zoomer to ask for a manager if I try using it.


Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm

Pragmatica
Apr 1, 2003
a rock in your shoe

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

bitterandtwisted posted:

liquorice allsorts


nasty poo poo

i physically recoiled when i saw this. good pick

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

hard candy filled with diarrhoea

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

prayer group posted:

amending my previous answer. the worst thing to get while trick-or-treating is "killed instantly". thanky ou

I think that you could make a case that abducted and tortured to death over a period of time would be less fun.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlngZlDx0Q8

If you are of a certain age you may remember Halloween being ruined by the cyanide-laced Tylenol incident. There was no trick or treating that year and I’m still salty about it :mad:

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Jul 13, 2004

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Anderson Koopa posted:

I think that you could make a case that abducted and tortured to death over a period of time would be less fun.

Quite a trick, though. And presumably a treat for someone.

Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

ABSTRACT SHAPES CREW

Encapsulated existential dread.
Always hated those things :(

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Leftovers that someone found while cleaning their freezer.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Edamame WITHOUT salt, ugh!

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

spent edamame shells, but you don't realize it until you've already put one in your mouth and started to suck on it.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
I love the title graphics in the original post, gives it a very Internet 1998 energy.

Itchy_Grundle
Feb 22, 2003

A lady in our neighborhood gave out baggies of plain popcorn, no salt, no nothin'. Then again her neighbors were awesome and gave out full-size candy bars.

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

Golden Bee posted:

I love the title graphics in the original post, gives it a very Internet 1998 energy.

thank u that was the vibe i was going for

Your Uncle Dracula
Apr 16, 2023
There was a lady in the neighborhood who always gave everyone a dime. I just didn't get it. We had some pretty high-throughboot trick or treaters. Surely just buying two packs of Reeses and leaving out the bowl would be easier (and cheaper) overall.

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014

Itchy_Grundle posted:

A lady in our neighborhood gave out baggies of plain popcorn, no salt, no nothin'. Then again her neighbors were awesome and gave out full-size candy bars.

Would pair well with a house giving out salt & butter.

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Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
The candy that you ate last year, re-wrapped.

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