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Thank you thread for helping me complete my "we're moving anyway" Halloween shopping list.
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A house where a lady sprays some canned whipped cream in your open mouth
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Oct 15, 2023 19:01
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Syphilis. Or Dots. gently caress dots candy.
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Oct 15, 2023 19:12
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The worst thing would be like deeds to a house that burned down, or Tetanus or something
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Oct 15, 2023 19:13
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Randy Travesty posted:Syphilis. Or Dots. gently caress dots candy. I feel like tetanus or syphilis are both pretty treatable so I guess the edgy modern answer is Covid or SARS or something hmmmm alexandriao fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Oct 15, 2023 |
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Oct 15, 2023 19:14
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The worst thing to get would be LSD but like your friends are daring you and because its halloween the trip u have is stressed and scary and also at some point you wake up without pants in your backyard and all the photos on your phone are of people's shoes
Too much is always not enough!
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Oct 15, 2023 19:17
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Brawnfire posted:A house where a lady sprays some canned whipped cream in your open mouth Doing whippits with the neighbor lady is cool as hell.
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Oct 16, 2023 03:38
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Kids stare up gleefully, with their bags open in anticipation. The kindly old lady simply forgot to buy candy though. What would she give them? Ah, she knows. One at the time, she plops a slice of Detroit style Digorno pizza she baked last week, the last of her food until the next social security direct deposit hits.
FrankeeFrankFrank on 07:55 May 03, 2015 posted:sometimes i rub Fabreeze on my hands and now my hands are very dry. FrankeeFrankFrank on 04:55 Apr 10, 2017 posted:I still believe in Second Winter. Put this in your sig if you also believe in that and that it is real and not fake like the others say.
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Oct 16, 2023 03:57
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Oel ngati kameie Los Ingobernables de Onsite BYOB 
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Brawnfire posted:A house where a lady sprays some canned whipped cream in your open mouth This is the “WORST things to get” thread, not the BEST things to get thread. Heck yeah, a little sugary creamy treat to keep your energy up because you’ve got eight more streets to cover and it’s only 730. It’s like those little cups of water people hand out along race routes if you think about it, a necessary and appreciated service.
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Oct 16, 2023 09:43
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Pennies. Tf am I gonna do with pennies
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Oct 16, 2023 10:27
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CelticPredator posted:Pennies. Tf am I gonna do with pennies Back in ‘87 I’d turn those 13 pennies into 8 gum cigarettes with the powder smoke and 5 root beer barrels.
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Oct 16, 2023 12:04
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Okay how about someone who sneaks up and squirts whipped cream in your rear end
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Oct 16, 2023 12:36
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vyelkin posted:alternative bad was apples but that's mostly because my town was obsessed with the idea that some evil person would put razor blades in apples so if a stranger gave you an apple you had to just throw it straight in the garbage in case they were trying to kill you in a really dumb roundabout way Edgar Allen Ho posted:Definitely have memories of our moms forcing us to dump out the candy and wait for them to inspect for aids needles and rusty razors. Halloween night trick or treating as a kid is supposed to be a few of the most fun hours of the year. Then mom turns it into a few of the most excruciating hours of the year, because you are walking around with a bag full of candy, but she won't let you eat any of it until you get home and she inspects it in better light. Candy is one of those treats you usually only get on special occasions, and here you are with a sack nearly overflowing with it, but if you get caught trying to sneak a piece you're going straight home right away, no argument or you're going home too! Then she throws away like half of it including most of the best stuff right in front of you because she "just doesn't trust it". No, she isn't going to replace it, she's not made of money you know!
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Oct 16, 2023 21:47
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Brawnfire posted:Okay how about someone who sneaks up and squirts whipped cream in your rear end good times lol
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Brawnfire posted:Okay how about someone who sneaks up and squirts whipped cream in your rear end
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Oct 16, 2023 23:33
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Randy Travesty posted:Dots. gently caress dots candy. 
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Oct 17, 2023 20:52
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Dots used to be one of my only go to candies at the theater. I usually just get popcorn and a soda but if I wanted to splurge, it'd be Dots.
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Oct 17, 2023 22:45
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Dots used to be one of my only go to candies at the theater. I usually just get popcorn and a soda but if I wanted to splurge, it'd be Dots. The flavour combo of dots and movie popcorn is divine ----------------
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Oct 17, 2023 23:30
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poison.
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Oct 17, 2023 23:49
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Half a razor blade in an apple
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Oct 18, 2023 00:21
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There was a house near me as a kid that used to give out an entire razor blade per apple slice. We made sure to hit up that house a few times every year.
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Oct 18, 2023 05:16
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In my defense: They're garbage OP I'm sorry, there are better forms of gumdrops, including the superior spice drops, and the famous "not Dots brand" jelly drops, please try them. They are good and don't wrap around your dental work like horrible facehuggers.
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Oct 18, 2023 12:54
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canned whole chicken
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Oct 18, 2023 13:00
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The wrong ammunition
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Oct 18, 2023 13:14
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Fleetwood posted:canned whole chicken Brawnfire posted:The wrong ammunition Canned whole chicken: The wrong ammunition Ya wanna pack somethin' with more nutrition I guess I'm officially a Visual Novel author now:
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Oct 18, 2023 16:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc2MqAelmBQ
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Oct 18, 2023 16:44
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Fleetwood posted:canned whole children is what my brain read
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Oct 18, 2023 19:22
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Randy Travesty posted:In my defense: there is space in my heart for all three of these things.
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Oct 19, 2023 17:03
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because my heart is enlarged (obese)
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Oct 19, 2023 17:03
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Fleetwood posted:canned whole chicken https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVza_AnhQ3E
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Oct 19, 2023 19:01
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https://twitter.com/BonerWizard/status/1714759224444768288?t=e8Omrs-sOyTXI4EJ31SLSQ&s=31
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Oct 19, 2023 20:26
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I'm going to go with any hard candies; sure they taste good but get too many and suddenly the roof of your mouth is an open sore.
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Oct 20, 2023 18:46
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Dead Sex-Parrot posted:I'm going to go with any hard candies; sure they taste good but get too many and suddenly the roof of your mouth is an open sore. What if I'm already bleeding at the gums from eating an entire "share" pack of sour patch kids by myself, what then? ----------------
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Oct 21, 2023 13:27
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need a verdict here: when i was a kid my dad used to have vending machines in a bunch of local stores and on halloween hed set up a trading card machine and a bucket of quarters for kids to use to get baseball cards and stuff
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Oct 21, 2023 14:50
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That sounds awesome. I'm sure everyone followed the one quarter per kid rule, or was there someone babysitting the quarter bucket (quarter bucket sounds like those big cups they have by coin-payout slot machines so that's what I'm imagining the quarters are in)?
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Oct 21, 2023 16:18
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Fellatio del Toro posted:need a verdict here: Speaking of cards, the worst thing to get would be that brittle stick of something that splinters into sharp fragments which they claim is 'gum'. No cards, just handfuls of the 'gum'. I guess I'm officially a Visual Novel author now:
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Oct 22, 2023 09:14
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Speaking of gum and halloween, this one might not be the worst but it sucks: Dubble Bubble. A while back we bought a big melange of candy to give out and nobody took any of it. Must have had a hundred pieces left over. We tried chewing some of it but it sucks, and three months later it was all rock hard too. Only real use we got out of it was as cat toys, something small and throwable for her to chase and rip up.
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Oct 22, 2023 09:25
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Lemonheads. Not the candy, the band. I can't get Evan Dando to leave my apartment.
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Oct 22, 2023 09:50
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Worst thing to get while trick or treating? Killed.
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Oct 22, 2023 16:30
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Not my problem.
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