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Flowers for QAnon posted:I saw one of the carriages fall off the zipper, it was disturbing. The crazy chickens and goats with massive testicles are cool thou drat. How bad were people hurt?
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I saw this tent for gutter guards. They are great, like this grill that goes over your gutter so people can't put stuff like pieces of lead pipe or nuts. They were willing to take down my information and contact me later. I'm excited!
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Buce posted:what’s the prize for eating the most corndogs without chewing? A pass to the gloryhole.
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Brrrmph posted:I’m cheering for the Mercury Topaz wagon over the Chevy Celebrity sedan in the demo derby. It hasn’t been the same since they ran out of Chrysler Imperials.
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Welcome to my hometown fair. The York county fair in York, Pennsylvania. A place which is exactly like what you're imagining when you think of Pennsylvania. The fair is a pretty big deal. It lays claim to the title of "Oldest fair in the country". You'll see all your standard county fair attractions just on a slightly larger scale. It features at least one washed up pop or rock act every year. Also, a carnie got caught loving a sheep there about 30 years ago. Shirts were sold celebrating the deed. Even when I was a kid I didn't trust the rides. The night after I took these photos something failed on one of the ferris wheel carriages. A man was ejected and fell far enough to gently caress him up good. A lady was left clinging to the thing as it dangled by thread. I don't remember if shirts were sold to commemorate the event.   Other attractions include... This ride which will definitely make a pit stop in hell at some time during it's duration. Will your child's soul be one of those left behind? Put the brat on there and see! Operated by none other than Clarence Boddicker's chromosomally abnormal cousin.  Mamma Mia! That's a spicy cultural stereotype! I'm amazed the Asian community stands for such things. Dig those luscious DSL's though. If you're lucky he might wrap those rascals around your hog while you enjoy a delicious Calzone!  Dollar store Gandalf appears to be giving one of his apprentices a good dressing-down. "For the offense of bogarting the pipe-weed and generally harshing my mellow you shall be lashed thrice by Xena over there. Now, who wants to take rips out of my rad Davinci hookah"? His throne appears to be made from a fallen Ent.  I dare anyone to find a better fair. Come see for yourself! Climb onto a shoddily maintained amusement ride and plummet to your death! gently caress a sheep if that's your jam! Just don't get caught or you'll end up on a T-shirt.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:A pass to the gloryhole. I’ve never seen a portapotty gloryhole, but if they exist, the county fair is certainly their natural environment
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Oct 3, 2023 05:52
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Who is on which side of the Porta Potty glory hole? The anonymity is lost for one party in any event.
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:Who is on which side of the Porta Potty glory hole? The anonymity is lost for one party in any event. I’m not sure. perhaps there are two holes linking disparate porta potties.
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"Where do I find the pig with huge balls?" Edit: If a fat male carny offers to show you in his trailer, do not go there. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 07:29 on Oct 3, 2023 |
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Oct 3, 2023 07:23
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I haven't had a funnel cake in twenty years abd I want one so fuckin' bad rn
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Oct 3, 2023 07:30
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Last year's pumpkin was bigger.
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Oct 3, 2023 07:32
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I hated my county fair because it always fell on my birthday which meant it was impossible to throw birthday parties for me. I had one once and less than half the kids I invited didn't show cause they had fair stuff to do. Yeah I could have tried being cooler than the fair but goddamn yall that's a tall order growing up in the backwater.
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The Grimace posted:I haven't had a funnel cake in twenty years abd I want one so fuckin' bad rn pm me
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Chinatown posted:Yeah I always found that weird but its probably so people don't do insane stuff inside while its moving. (I would be one of those people) I was that kid. No amount of g force was gonna stop me from trying to hang upside down from something.
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Oct 3, 2023 07:46
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Aw man! Smashmouth had to cancel.
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Oct 3, 2023 07:48
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Chinatown posted:real ones know Does it just vibrate? I can see where they might have trouble with people not getting up when they're "done"
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Dixville posted:Does it just vibrate? I can see where they might have trouble with people not getting up when they're "done" Yeah it's a public masturbation machine.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/87Yyv5k2EYo?si=m6njRdPgo-A2cVa4 Video of u at the fair I’m sorry it’s a reel or a short or whatever
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Dixville posted:Does it just vibrate? I can see where they might have trouble with people not getting up when they're "done" drat foot freaks are everywhere. Not even the county fairs are safe anymore.
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Oct 3, 2023 11:38
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Those tents that sold knives and harley davidson bandanas and leather jackets used to be fun, but alas, many of them have become Trump themed. Last year there was 2-3 separate ones. I hope there are less this year.
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There will be more Trump merch tents before there are less Brandi ain’t lettin me fingerbang her on the Roundup just cause I had some fries and beer first so I’m just gonna hang out with Billy Joe and Curt and we’re gonna rev our big ol trucks in the parking lot That’s fine, just means more fries n beer for me
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Oct 3, 2023 17:41
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The bootleg art on the rides is the best part of any fair.
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I legit enjoy the animal/farm displays at the fairs. The cows and pigs for sale, the award winning chickens, the giant pumpkins. It's great!
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Oct 3, 2023 19:03
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Last year there was an accident at the tractor pull and Frank's cousin got torn in half, so I brought a six-pack and will be sitting there hoping it happens again
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Oct 3, 2023 19:10
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I'm taking the long way around to the fried Oreo stand, I really don't want to walk in front of the Young Republicans tent again.
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The last county fair I went to had some westboro baptist types which was bad but it also had Reese's funnel cake which was good. In short, land of contrasts.Jose Oquendo posted:The bootleg art on the rides is the best part of any fair. This 100%
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Oct 3, 2023 19:31
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Loooottta Confederate flags for sale here.
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Oct 3, 2023 21:13
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Turkey Leg. Biggest you got. Now
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Cherry Festival? Trout Festival? Morel Festival? Old Engine Show? Bass Festival? Polka Fest? I'm spoiled for choice here! These are all real fairs within 30 minutes of me
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which way to the cow tools exhibit?
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No county fair until February, so I’ll have to settle for Oktoberfest.
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Eclipse12 posted:Cherry Festival? Trout Festival? Morel Festival? Old Engine Show? Bass Festival? Polka Fest? I’ve been to three of these!
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Oct 4, 2023 01:24
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Gas on pump 2. Also this C4 and a pack of smokes
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Ferris Wheels at dusk really are super romantic. As long as no one is thrown to their deaths, of course.
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Hey, uh, is this where I can score some H? The sign says 4 H. Alright then, I'll try the horse barn.
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Yeah it's a public masturbation machine. this is true of most things at the county fair
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$20 on carnival games and all I won is this ziplock baggie of water with a dead goldfish inside.Rugikiki posted:I’ve been to three of these! I was about to assume you were from my area, but then I realized there are probably hundreds of fairs with the same name 
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When I was a kid, some carnie had a booth with an old car inside and you could pay $5 to hit it three times with a sledgehammer. After I paid I realized all the fun parts had already been smashed so I just had to bonk the fenders a few times
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