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root beer posted:50%? Nighttime is the only time fairs are even tolerable in the first place Fairs are always tolerable. Daytime is for smaller kids, animal events, petting zoo, more wholesome stuff. When the sun goes down and the lights come up..... the real Fair gets going.
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redshirt posted:Fairs are always tolerable. Daytime is for smaller kids, animal events, petting zoo, more wholesome stuff. It’s not fun until sheriff’s deputies in tactical gear are patrolling the fairgrounds. Looks like the Zetas are trying to seize control of the elote concession again.
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Szyznyk posted:It’s not fun until sheriff’s deputies in tactical gear are patrolling the fairgrounds. Looks like the Zetas are trying to seize control of the elote concession again. They're moving out from the Churro food cart.....
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Oct 8, 2023 15:05
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Hey this carousel is going backwards and also sucking out my immortal soul.
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Oct 8, 2023 15:59
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I'm going to eat a Midway Oh-boy (it's a burger) then go to the arcade and destroy people at street fighter. I have not been to a fair in about 25 years.
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Szyznyk posted:Looks like the Zetas are trying to seize control of the elote concession again.
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Oct 8, 2023 19:19
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*gets diarrhea immediately*
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wtf this guy got all the diarrhea, i should have come earlier
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Oct 8, 2023 19:22
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You can also take your shoes off and get worms if that's your thing
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GolfHole posted:wtf this guy got all the diarrhea, i should have come earlier
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:*gets diarrhea immediately*
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Oct 8, 2023 20:49
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Goons get diarrhea from looking at McDonald's the wrong way.
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Oct 8, 2023 20:58
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I've won several (lovely) knives at my county fair. It's like ring-toss but with knives Not sure if this is a popular game anywhere else, but they have it every year here.
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Cyril Sneer posted:Goons get diarrhea from looking at McDonald's the wrong way. I got diarrhea from reading this post
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If you didn't win one of these at the fair, then why did you even bother going?
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Oct 8, 2023 21:36
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Sadly, I don't think Iron Maiden is as popular these days. Also, imagine going to the fancy fair. As if!
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Jose Oquendo posted:If you didn't win one of these at the fair, then why did you even bother going? Holy poo poo, core memory unlocked!
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I'm a go with the flow type of guy. I got in line figuring it would take me somewhere good. Ended up at the nurse's station.
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so great to see Neal McCoy is still touring
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I came here with diarrhea and now I have a deeper, more advanced diarrhea, the kind that makes you more diarrhea than man And im getting on the ride with the tiny seat made of chains that spins you around above the pedestrians X JAKK fucked around with this message at 15:07 on Oct 14, 2023 |
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Oct 14, 2023 15:01
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There aren't enough portapottys and it just started raining
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"Wow, the county fair!" *pulls out pistol and blows own brains out*
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You're at the fair! You could at least kill yourself with fried butter and Oreos I was going to say "like a real American" but gun violence is probably just as patriotic as unchecked obesity 
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Oct 14, 2023 17:32
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The local fair here this year featured the MicroMania Little People Wrestling Tour, starring 25 Cent
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Oct 14, 2023 17:43
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Bobby hurled on the Tilt-a-Whirl
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Oct 14, 2023 18:06
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Oh wow, Quiet Riot is playing at the bandstand right after the seniors stepdancing exhibition.
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Looking forward to Reba on Wednesday after the tractor pull full disclosure, was raised redneck, did not take
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we set up as a vendor and sold beaucoup 25mg THC gummies at the fair last year it ruled
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we told everyone to eat like a half or less and everyone was like "yeah okay dumbass" then a bunch came back by on their way out telling us/complaining to us they were super hosed up and we were just like "yeah dude we told you"
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Jose Oquendo posted:If you didn't win one of these at the fair, then why did you even bother going? I'll trade you my Jack Daniels mirror for that. Maybe the Def Leppard Hysteria Tour one but I dunno
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Oct 15, 2023 00:16
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Fried Dough, or Funnel Cakes?
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Or elephant ears?
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root beer posted:Or elephant ears? Fried dough/elephant ears. Union/Confederacy.
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Ants are eating the elbow macaroni glue pictures exhibit.
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Szyznyk posted:Fried dough/elephant ears. Union/Confederacy. Fried Dough/ Doughboy/ elephant ear Hero/ Hoagie/ Sub
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Oct 15, 2023 14:31
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Some drunk guy started shooting up the food court and we are now fleeing for our lives ITT
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*Salutes the flag.*
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Leather vest over an old jean jacket Wallet chain, poo poo kicker boots
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X JAKK posted:Some drunk guy started shooting up the food court and we are now fleeing for our lives ITT https://apnews.com/article/state-fair-texas-shooting-dallas-dbcfbeb1751d1712ee84ea21571b3879 Buttchocks posted:*Salutes the flag.*
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X JAKK posted:Some drunk guy started shooting up the food court and we are now fleeing for our lives ITT The only way to solve shootings is with more shootings *loads mag in m16*
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