NFL Week 5 N/V: I'm dummy thicc & the sound of my cheeks draws 'em offsides

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Vox Nihili posted:

I don't know football stats. What are the good stats for measuring QB effectiveness?

# ¿ Oct 4, 2023 19:03

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 22:16

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

This is what a peak QB looks like.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2023 19:19

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

epic bacon posted:

wasnt there an athlete that went into bankruptcy due to too much cheesecake factory? be careful Baker

I feel like that was Vince Young, but he was doing most of his work inside the Cheesecake Factory rather than the parking lot.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2023 14:24

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Codependent Poster posted:

Sure but what other place can you find action in the parking lot?

Target and/or Boston Market

# ¿ Oct 5, 2023 15:26

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

I got a mild chuckle at the idea of Danny Dimes dating TayTay, which also made me contemplate the idea of Carl from Aqua Teen reacting to Swifties.

# ¿ Oct 6, 2023 13:40

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Bellmaker posted:

Did I hallucinate or did they have a graphic last night that said fields was the only Bears QB to has 3TDs in the first half multiple times in a season?????

I think it was specifically in back to back games.

There was another stat, maybe back to back games with 4 TDs, where it was Fields the last two weeks, Jay Cutler, and then Sid Luckman during the middle of World War II, and like some dude in 1937.

The NFC North thread also mentioned Moore had the most receiving yards in the first quarter in Bears history, breaking record set by Ricky Proehl of all people.

# ¿ Oct 6, 2023 13:57

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Pablo Bluth posted:

But where do I post my Joah Allen-Kate Bishop AI fan-art?

AFC East thread

# ¿ Oct 6, 2023 15:01

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

MikeCrotch posted:

Wasn't the last notable thing Josh Norman did be the famous victim of a Derrick Henry stiffarm

I had to go dig this up from the 2020 AFC South thread because it was so good:

# ¿ Oct 9, 2023 23:27

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 22:16

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

a neat cape posted:

1992 was pretty awful.

Not a HoF player in the bunch. Most classes average like 5 to 8

Hell, Jimmy Smith and Darren Woodson are the only guys you could even make some kind of case for them.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2023 00:07

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