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MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!
I had a cystoscopy a couple years ago where they jam a camera up your dickhole and the doctor told me before hand that I could have the procedure while I was awake if I wanted. I asked if it would be painful and he said, “Only if you don’t relax.” And then he held up the scope, which is about 1/4” diameter and I said, “Please knock me out.”

Procedure went fine, although they said the first few times urinating afterwards would have “some discomfort.” The only other thing I remember is a guy in the pre-surgery room having a very loud conversation with the doctor asking when he could have sex again. Oh, and the anesthesiologist gave me a high five because I actually listened and only drank coffee the morning of the procedure.

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