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cruft
Oct 25, 2007

Apparently I bookmarked this thread and then didn't post in it.

I 100% recommend installing a bidet attachment, full stop. I 200% recommend doing it if you've got a colonoscopy coming up. I used a $25 attachment for years before upgrading to a $40 one in the new house. It's not a big investment and your butthole will thank you.

You probably make up the price in reduced TP use over the next 12 months anyway.

I don't have any funny stories about mine. Even the cleanse was pretty unremarkable. Not remembering it was weird as hell, though. I sympathize with Roleplaying Dad's husband.

cruft fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Nov 11, 2023

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cruft
Oct 25, 2007

Barudak posted:

In Japan they lube your butt up and go in for the kill, none of this weak western twilight sedation

I feel like the practitioner performing the procedure should gruffly shout something right as it happens, like a cartoon samurai. Then the patient's eyes should widen and a single kanji should hover by their head.

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