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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Getting a colonoscopy Thursday and I am afraid
 
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meat police
Nov 14, 2015

 You'll get the best 30 mins of sleep in your life, then wake up farting a ton. At this point I don't even think they're checking for cancer, I just think the doc likes building little wooden ships in there

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meat police
Nov 14, 2015

 phew, good luck man. That prep will clean you 5 ways from sunday

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meat police
Nov 14, 2015

 no lie if you leave a twenty tucked in your rear end in a top hat they give it the full works

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Getting a colonoscopy Thursday and I am afraid