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Dude, I literally just got one last Wednesday. Not my first surgery or time under sedation--you have nothing to worry about. And I woke up more alert than when I wake up in the morning. No, the actual procedure isn't anything to worry about. The preparation, on the other hand...brother, you're in for a real lovely time. Mine was scheduled for noon and I did not sleep the night before, because I was scared to death that I'd cough/sneeze and poo poo the bed. Good god, I was making GBS threads out bits of the MREs I ate 20 years ago... Cheesus posted:
THIS. ALL OF THIS. I got a squeeze bottle and ran some hose to it for a makeshift bidet...get yourself a couple packages of baby wipes. Use the regular TP to dab off the horrendous liquid everywhere, but wipe...wipe ONLY with the baby wipes. Hopefully your home has two bathrooms, declare one of them your kingdom for the day, and get comfortable--you ain't leaving. I was more worried about getting damned deep vein thrombosis from sitting on the john so long. Seriously, just when you thought you're done, you stand up--AND SIT RIGHT THE gently caress BACK DOWN, GRABBING THE SIDES OF THE SEAT! You will beg. You will plead. You'll squeeze your eyes shut but a few tears will still leak out. I was praying aloud for hours--and I'm an atheist! At least I didn't have the nasty prescription Drano--I just had to take an entire bottle of Miralax (14 days worth!) over the course of 2 hours. Then the games began... Sapper fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Oct 4, 2023 |
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