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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

buying high and never selling

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Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007
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hodl

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007
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I am your financial advisor and this is legally actionable financial advice

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


my god .. a reverse shrimp pattern testing support at critical levels ... bros you gotta sell

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009
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Soiled Meat
My financial advisor giving me the moves to make during eclipse season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypbg5XHJwQQ

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

KirbyKhan posted:

My financial advisor giving me the moves to make during eclipse season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypbg5XHJwQQ

aids

speng31b
May 8, 2010

KirbyKhan posted:

My financial advisor giving me the moves to make during eclipse season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypbg5XHJwQQ

Kirby.....

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


speng31b posted:

Kirbeh.....

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
grunting with annoyance as my portfolio of covid boosted stocks loses a quarter percent after earning me millions

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

eSports Chaebol posted:

I have, which will surprise you not a little, been speculating — partly in American funds, but more especially in English stocks, which are springing up like mushrooms this year (in furtherance of every imaginable and unimaginable joint stock enterprise), are forced up to quite an unreasonable level and then, for the most part, collapse. In this way, I have made over £400 and, now that the complexity of the political situation affords greater scope, I shall begin all over again. It’s a type of operation that makes demands on one’s time, and it’s worth while running some risk in order to relieve the enemy of his money.

Adjusting for inflation, £400 in 1864 is worth £65,022.54 today. Nice 🚀 Karl!

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

pork shares 📈
drinkable water shares 📉📉📉

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

KirbyKhan posted:

My financial advisor giving me the moves to make during eclipse season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypbg5XHJwQQ

sigh

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
Probation
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I actually took a short bath in silver just the other day

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Cranappleberry posted:

I actually took a short bath in silver just the other day

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

i got a mail the other day that America Gold Retailers are selling $50 US Mint Gold Eagle Coins to the public for only $1600 each, maximum one per household because they are trying to help Americans stabilize their financial futures. How can I buy more than one, any tips? I will be willing to pay more than the asking price.

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch
i advise you all take your DNOCs to the market and flat short the L20. their median dry-grade is sub-par and their Layton indices are plummeting, not to mention the normative expense-income plots. don't forget the IMPAs however, and remember to record your 670-f tax receipt

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


lol

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007
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Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
Probation
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lol

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
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my precious bodily fluids get more precious by the day

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
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We still have some room to squeeze lower before the lid blows off again.


Make sure you are positioned to short going into Friday.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Mr Hootington posted:

We still have some room to squeeze lower before the lid blows off again.


Make sure you are positioned to short going into Friday.

I see a strong, turgid erection

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Up, down, that's the name of the game

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Would like to take a moment and say to the person on the av-buying spree: What the fuck is wrong with you? Fucking disagreeing on the wording of polling questions means that I support Israel murdering people in Gaza? And somehow despite caring enough to plaster that fucking pic

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
OP the only stocks in your future are these!

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Weka posted:

OP the only stocks in your future are these!



i don't trade any futures contracts or commodities OP, i mostly specialize in emerging markets, i'm trying to build a seed fund with another few players in the trenches, we're going to look to invest in AI technologies for law enforcement and population control and processing

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
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Lots of candles this morning

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

dump the stocks, handle it

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

*putting my hand on your shoulder* i'm counting on you to handle this, ok? this is the big time

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
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Investing now will get you a 500% return in 30 years.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Mr Hootington posted:

Investing now will get you a 500% return in 30 years.

you'd know

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post COVID
Mar 5, 2007

free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda


thank God for banks

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