MLB Wild Card GDT: Chaosball for the Chaos God

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Hey Diamondbacks, quit fartin' around

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:06

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# ? May 7, 2024 18:15

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Six

'ere we go

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:07

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Oh boy here we go

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:07

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Wow I can�t see how the Phillies could lose this game

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:07

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

no not like that

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:07

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Hell yeah

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:08

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

Another dogshit team swept

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:08

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Pooers

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:08

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Goodnight NL Central

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:08

Mustache Ride: Sep 11, 2001

Bye brewers

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:08

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Way to go Diamondbacks

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:09

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Mustache Ride posted:

Bye brewers

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:09

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Net zero Carbon by 2050 hahah

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:09

InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

Well there's your 8pm division series matchup

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:09

ProperCauldron: Oct 11, 2004; nah chill

eliminated? brew gives a poo poo?

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:09

...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

No baseball tomorrow night

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:10

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

euphronius posted:

Wow I can�t see how the Phillies could lose this game

That only happens to the Cubs

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:11

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

...! posted:

No baseball tomorrow night

[Phillies bullpen noises intensify]

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:11

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

"Aaron what do you feel that you did well tonight"
"I pitched seven innings and nobody got a run, that's pretty good"

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:11

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

CapnAndy posted:

"Aaron what do you feel that you did well tonight"
"I pitched seven innings and nobody got a run, that's pretty good"

these interviews suck so much

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:12

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Red posted:

That only happens to the Cubs

The Cubs only blew a 6-run lead :colbert:

The REDS blew a 9-run lead :eng101:

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:13

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Mustache Ride posted:

Bye brewers

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:13

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Goddammit Phanatic, that little girl can't see the game!!

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:17

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Jesus Christ

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:18

...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

euphronius posted:

Jesus Christ

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:19

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Phanatic you are the worst mascot in all of sports

no wait I had the graph upside down

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:20

Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

the phillie phanatic is an instigator and poo poo-stirrer and general public menace

it's why he rules

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:21

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

This guy is nasty

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:21

InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

Since when does Jersey have a coast

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:22

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Soren kirkegaard, RP

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:23

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

Since when does Jersey have a coast

I guess when Pangea split apart?

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:24

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

euphronius posted:

This guy is nasty

His stuff is disgustingly good and I trust him way more than Kimbrel

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:24

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Three

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:24

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

That�s the Phillies closer

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:24

Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

Since when does Jersey have a coast

where do you think we all pee

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:24

Dameius: Apr 3, 2006

Does Miami know they need to score runs to win?

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:25

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

euphronius posted:

That�s the Phillies closer

100%

Bring back the long closer IMO

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:25

InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

CapnAndy posted:

I guess when Pangea split apart?

Shoobie spotted

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:25

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Phillies feeling like last years Astros

Kierkegaard is legit

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:26

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# ? May 7, 2024 18:15

...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

euphronius posted:

Phillies feeling like last years Astros

Kierkegaard is legit

This season's WS rematch is gonna rule

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:30

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