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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

It's a cellphone game so you know it's going to be really good.

https://warcraftrumble.blizzard.com/en-us/

I trust you General Bullshit to understand how awesome this is going to be. Don't let me down.

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

it looks like a blizzard of poo poo from my rear end hole op

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Duck and Cover posted:

It's a Blizzard game so you know it's going to be really good.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
If it's not Starcraft Ghost I'm not interested (it has to be printed on a gamecube disc too :colbert:)

GetDunked
Dec 16, 2011

respectfully

GolfHole posted:

it looks like a blizzard of poo poo from my rear end hole op

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
more like warcraft fumble imo

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Do you not have a phone, OP?

:fart:

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

What's trumble? Who is this for?

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



RTS games are hard there's so much clicky clicky and multi-tasking and timings, why can't I just outspend my opponent to win?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

GolfHole posted:

it looks like a blizzard of poo poo from my rear end hole op

yup

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

vaginite posted:

RTS games are hard there's so much clicky clicky and multi-tasking and timings, why can't I just outspend my opponent to win?

whoever calls the swat team on the other player first is the winner get with the times grandpa

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Does this one have realistic titty physics? This is CRUCIALLY IMPORTANT

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

Does this one have realistic titty physics? This is CRUCIALLY IMPORTANT

If it does I'm definitely out, wacky spacetit physics are all I can handle any more

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Henry Lee Mucus posted:

Does this one have realistic titty physics? This is CRUCIALLY IMPORTANT

yes

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

This was announced a long time ago

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003


:swoon:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Vvideo game

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




looks bad

they could print a big heap o money with a mobile spinoff of wow's battle pets though

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

diablo 4 sucked real bad

Gaylor Moon
Apr 6, 2005

Gender? I hardly know'er
does it have demon hunters

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

Buce posted:

diablo 4 sucked real bad

All of their games have for a long time.

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020
Does it have a convoluted and boring lore that’s constantly being retconned?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
great, more pornography from the video game perverts!

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Mr.Acula posted:

This was announced a long time ago

Why would you admit to knowing that?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


gently caress blizzard, next.

.random
May 7, 2007

I hope it picks up where the movie left off !

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

gently caress blizzard, next.

Better get while the getting is good as global warming is going to ruin it.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Extra row of tits posted:

Does it have a convoluted and boring lore that’s constantly being retconned?

It looks like it's less focused on the "deep and grim reality of fantasy war" part of Warcraft, and more on the cartoony "If you click this sheep a lot it'll explode!" part of Warcraft.

So, yes. Yes, it'll still have that, there's no way they'll be able to help themselves.

lalaland
Nov 8, 2012
Oh i hope i can play as famous warcraft character Orc Warcraftman

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
Cell phone? What year is this?

Reoxygenation
Dec 8, 2010

if wishes were fishes fuck you this is my pie
wow i'm so excited, finally another game that will serve no other purpose than drain my battery life

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

GolfHole posted:

it looks like a blizzard of poo poo from my rear end hole op

why did anyone even bother posting after this one

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Starfield the iPhone 4 version

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


wow a new warcraft RTS, blizzard is returning to theyre roots

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Looks incredible! Wow!!!

.random
May 7, 2007

I heard craftwar was going extra hard this year. Papier-mâché, scrapbooking, maybe even some kirigami.

Are mobile devices capable of that level of fidelity?

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Don't care about much of it, but



Ok yeah cartoony baron rivendare (the dude on the right) looks pretty rad. i kinda dig that. I dont dig it enough to play the game, but i will still cede that he looks neat.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Has anyone even played a phone game?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
I have a friend who loves these little garbage mobile games, and loves Blizzard games as well. This is going to be great news for her.

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Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020
Remember that hilarious video from blizzard con where they announced Diablo the phone game and then got laughed at and mocked endlessly with every players question during the live Q & A being some variant of “Why do you think we want this poo poo?”

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