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Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

OP I had a 40 minute commute home today, and instead of sleeping in a van (you wish) down by the river I got to see my family and dogs. Even got to poop in my own bathroom. Maybe you should try it.

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eightysixed
Sep 23, 2004

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
It was only a matter of time between “the van down by the river” was invoked :haw:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

set up some tea lights in the there, play some whale songs on your Harman Kardon Premium Sound System, and hotbox the trunk

Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed

This was perfect, unlike OP's plans.

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Hey OP, just checking in on ya. How's the weather in your Subaru this time of year?

Puckanas
Dec 11, 2004

An extraordinary moron!
I shudder to think how this guy's car must smell.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I googled smart mattress and they exist for some reason. I googled car mattress and they exist too. I googled both and didn't find much. I think IP's startup still has market niche!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Smart AI car bed

What happens if the AI is a pedo

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Smart AI car bed

What happens if the AI is a pedo

you get banned

Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

Is OP going to decorate the hood of their car and pass out candy in a parking garage for Halloween?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Tnuctip posted:

Is OP going to pass out in a parking garage for Halloween?

Tristesse
Feb 23, 2006

Chasing the dream.
OP is handing out shrimp grown in a mug at trunk or treat this year.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Only time I ever slept in my WRX was when I was watching an endurance race and it was uncomfortable but I slept in the reclined drivers seat like a chump instead of being big brained and putting myself in the trunk like groceries instead.

Eclipse12
Feb 20, 2008

A worthwhile thread revival.





OP is trapped in an impound lot somewhere

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Never stop believing in the product (IoT mattress)

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


It’s the weekend op, it’s time to think about seeing the wife and kids for a day and a half

Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

Besides a well done trolling, what was the angle here? To have everyone congratulate their thriftiness by sleeping in small car?

OP if money is that bad maybe sell plasma? If you get free food at work then it’s like you’re working two jobs at once!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

OP has been murdered while sleeping in his car. It was always a risk.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

BigBadSteve posted:

OP has been murdered while sleeping in his car. It was always a risk.

just lock the car doors and push the entire assembly into the nearest body of water, to save on funeral expenses

It's what op would have wanted

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Gonna take wife and kids like 2 months to figure out something is amiss.

111223
Nov 12, 2023
Apple's soundcard's sound like poo poo

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

pro starcraft loser posted:

Initial D epressing

lol

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Tnuctip posted:

Besides a well done trolling, what was the angle here? To have everyone congratulate their thriftiness by sleeping in small car?

OP if money is that bad maybe sell plasma? If you get free food at work then it’s like you’re working two jobs at once!

Cry for help

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

can your company put some flexible OLEDs on the IoT mattress

KING EGG
Dec 1, 2000

Saturday is "Treat Day"
This is where I cum and cry

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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






KING EGG posted:

This is where I cum and cry



:kstare:

Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

No more car sleeping updates? Don’t be shy OP

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


Tnuctip posted:

No more car sleeping updates? Don’t be shy OP

accidentally drank his shrimp and died

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

pretty sad that OP didn’t make it through the winter

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

that subaru is gonna be good squatch bait come spring thaw i reckon

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

KING EGG posted:

This is where I cum and cry



:hmmyes:

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Ziv Zulander posted:

It’s the weekend op, it’s time to think about seeing the wife and kids for a day and a half

Everyone I've ever met with this level of commitment to their silicon valley tech job views spending time away from work as "stealing money from my wife and kids"

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

And they're not wrong, eating at home takes money out of their wives' dating budgets

Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

Warming up, maybe time to try a parking garage barbecue on the back porch ( didn’t back all the way into the space)

yoloer420
May 19, 2006
Are you still sleeping in your car?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
Just hangin out watchin youtube, thanks for asking!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
In the car? On the smart mattress?

Tristesse
Feb 23, 2006

Chasing the dream.
Thanks to this thread I have something extra to laugh about every time I see Vim smugposting about other people's problems in the r/relationships thread. I just remember he's in a parking garage hiding from the spouse and kids.

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Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Is this real?

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