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OP please copy your post wholesale into the GBS America thread, thanks in advance
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Oct 6, 2023 15:27
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i've never seen someone boom/flip homelessness as a life hack.
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Oct 6, 2023 15:31
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the car doesn't even look that long. how tall are you? I say gently caress the haters, and live your life as a vagrant that parks in people's neighborhoods. 
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Oct 6, 2023 15:36
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this one weird trick u DON'T want women to find out about
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Oct 6, 2023 15:40
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What do you do when you have to pee in the middle of the night? Also has anyone ever tried to rob your car with you inside? I hear silly valley has a lot of car based thievery.
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Oct 6, 2023 15:42
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Tristesse posted:What do you do when you have to pee in the middle of the night? piss in the gas tank. two birds one stone
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Oct 6, 2023 15:45
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My ex wife kicked me out of our house and I had to secretly live in my office for about a month which is somehow less depressing than whatever this is. Thanks op!
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Oct 6, 2023 16:22
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is it expensive to have someone walk your dog every day?? i bet they miss you.
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Oct 6, 2023 16:35
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Don’t you have kid(s) OP? And you are living in your car to avoid commuting? What the gently caress is wrong w you.
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Oct 6, 2023 16:44
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Sophy Wackles posted:Don’t you have kid(s) OP? And you are living in your car to avoid your kids? Ftfy
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Oct 6, 2023 16:53
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same op, same.
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Oct 6, 2023 16:56
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Breetai posted:He works in tech in a large silicon valley company which means that he is underpaid yet does unpaid overtime coding new ways of either fracking the cerebrospinal fluid of adorable kittens directly from their twitching bodies, or else reinventing something that currently exists only worse, with overengineered tech/internet connectivity, and ongoing micropayments. We're working on IOT Biometric mattresses. Like the old Sleep Number system but with an app. It calibrates exactly to your circadian rhythm, adjusting throughout the night to give you the ideal sleep. Spazzle posted:Get a van, weirdo. Nah, gas mileage lol blight rhino posted:the car doesn't even look that long. I am 6'2" Saalkin posted:Why even go back to your car? Just sleep under your desk I think it's healthy to get some time out of the office every day Amphigory posted:That's bleak They're tinted pretty dark in the front. In the back there's also tint plus I put up black panels over the windows at night
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Oct 6, 2023 16:56
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Vim Fuego posted:We're working on IOT Biometric mattresses. Like the old Sleep Number system but with an app. It calibrates exactly to your circadian rhythm, adjusting throughout the night to give you the ideal sleep. lmao edit: so really you're living in your car to work on a mattress that collects your biometrics to sell them MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Oct 6, 2023 |
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Oct 6, 2023 16:58
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I think op imagines himself as some explorer or adventurer. Telling his children tales like it's the age of sailing or some poo poo
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Oct 6, 2023 16:59
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still lol at living in your car being considered "fortunate" in silicon valley
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Oct 6, 2023 16:59
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Vim Fuego posted:We're working on IOT Biometric mattresses. Like the old Sleep Number system but with an app. It calibrates exactly to your circadian rhythm, adjusting throughout the night to give you the ideal sleep. Idea 
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Oct 6, 2023 17:04
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what I really need is a very expensive mattress that uses an app to collect my biometric data designed by a bunch of homeless people who live in their sedans and don't sleep on mattresses
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Oct 6, 2023 17:04
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I bought a mattress recently and apps to collect your sleep data and adjust your mattress and bed frame already exist OP. Just quit your job and live on the street full time.
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Oct 6, 2023 17:09
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Op is doing van life to avoid husband and father life
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Oct 6, 2023 17:22
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lol wait OP has a family? jesus christ man go home
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Oct 6, 2023 17:22
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So you totally just either piss in a bottle or open the car door and piss wherever you're squatting for the night. That really does sound like homelessness to me buddy.
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Oct 6, 2023 17:29
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How does Car Life affect your social life? Do any of your colleagues know about your situation? Do the local unhoused population consider you one of their own?
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Oct 6, 2023 17:32
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you should use your mattress app to detect when your wife is cheating on you, nerd
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Oct 6, 2023 17:41
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i thought you were gonna say your commute was like 2 hours each way, but 40 hours a month would be an hour each way mon-fri. i do a 40 min commute at the moment and it's nowhere near enough to make me want to stay away from home all week. madness. i do like your car tho
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Oct 6, 2023 17:42
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Vim Fuego posted:We're working on IOT Biometric mattresses. Like the old Sleep Number system but with an app. It calibrates exactly to your circadian rhythm, adjusting throughout the night to give you the ideal sleep. Since you seem to have trouble understanding your audience or humans or anything, let me help you by explaining that this is not the flex that you think that it is. Just like everything else ITT. OP did not literally think you were killing kittens. Just because you bought the techbro marketing copy about providing your customers with ideal sleep does not actually mean you are not working for an evil entity.
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Oct 6, 2023 17:45
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Vim Fuego posted:We're working on IOT Biometric mattresses. Like the old Sleep Number system but with an app. It calibrates exactly to your circadian rhythm, adjusting throughout the night to give you the ideal sleep. 
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Oct 6, 2023 17:46
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Upgrade to living in a Lancer Evo, op
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Oct 6, 2023 17:51
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While it is funny that OP is sleeping in his car while ostensibly developing a mattress, he's probably not really developing anything because the startup will likely go under before shipping a single unit and he will have wasted his life for nothing
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Oct 6, 2023 17:54
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my life is depressing, but not this much. thanks op i feel better
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Oct 6, 2023 17:54
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Love giving data to corporations such as how often I wash my sheets and how many pumps it takes to finish in my wife etc. Thank you for your sacrifice op.
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Oct 6, 2023 17:55
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i exclusively buy high-end mattresses designed and developed (developed?) by people who sleep on blankets in the trunk of their car
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Oct 6, 2023 17:55
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you know the company's called some horse piss like "sleepr" too
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Oct 6, 2023 17:57
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Love giving data to corporations such as how often I wash my sheets and how many pumps it takes to finish in my wife etc. Thank you for your sacrifice op. i sleep on my stomach and there's no way im giving away my belly button data for free
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Oct 6, 2023 17:58
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op you should suggest a new product line of $10k IOT smart mattresses for your 4-door sedan
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Oct 6, 2023 18:00
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Why isn't op investing in hyperloop so he can reduce his commute to 3 minutes
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Oct 6, 2023 18:00
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:did a techbro gently caress your wife or something techbros arent even loving their own wives
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Oct 6, 2023 18:08
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starting your day by driving a car is massively fail honestly driving a car is massively fail turning a huge wheel left and right and beeping a dumb sounding horn is toddler behavior imo
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Oct 6, 2023 18:13
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Chinatown posted:starting your day by driving a car is massively fail this is why i always have a wank the instant i wake up
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:this is why i always have a wank the instant i wake up 
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