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this one weird trick u DON'T want women to find out about
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you should use your mattress app to detect when your wife is cheating on you, nerd
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Oct 6, 2023 17:41
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if you work at a mattress startup you can afford to be homeless in one of the nicer parking garages. but you wouldn't know about that
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Oct 6, 2023 19:36
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this guy's selling our gently caress data to zuckerberg
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Oct 6, 2023 20:42
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setting up find my mattress so i stop forgetting where i parked
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Oct 6, 2023 22:29
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i'll be enjoying the cool autumn night in my jackoff van
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Oct 7, 2023 04:13
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your coworkers are laughing at you for sleeping in a car while they all sleep together in a big work mattress. and you deserve it.
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Oct 7, 2023 04:35
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at the height of my crack addiction i was in a similar situation and it was loving sick tbh
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Oct 9, 2023 05:33
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Whoops lol
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i'm going to hack into unsecured mattresses and spy on sex havers via haptic feedback technology
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Oct 9, 2023 05:43
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Wilkins Micawber posted:gently caress a sea monkey. they're really small
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Oct 10, 2023 23:01
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i think the bed should be able to sing like alexa and suck me off like the google assistant
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Oct 10, 2023 23:11
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rude
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Oct 10, 2023 23:11
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i sleep in a big pontiac aztek with my shrimp
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Oct 11, 2023 03:14
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Saalkin posted:Lets goon fund me a ticket to Dallas or wherever the gently caress he lives so I can poo poo in his AI powered coffee maker keep talking about the stuff he wastes money on so he posts more pics. i heard he has a cheap wallet that only a poor piece of poo poo would use. it can't even hold his credit cards. prove me wrong bitch. i bet his ssn is stupid too
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i got one of the mattresses and haven't been able to get the gently caress metrics to work properly. nothing shows up
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