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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
haha jk! we all know yosposters don’t have sex :smug:

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Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

that’s right

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

gas

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
people have sex?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

ive never had it. whats it like?

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

fart simpson posted:

ive never had it. whats it like?

It’s ok

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


idk, seems sweaty

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

fart simpson posted:

ive never had it. whats it like?

I wouldn’t know.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


i can’t remember. how old are you op?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I’m 37

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


last time i had sex was 37 years and 9 months ago op :smuggo:

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
your old lol

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

none of your business, op!

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

i’m having sex right now

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
yosposters don’t have sex. they make beautiful love to their computers, and cum in them (gender irrelevant)

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

seems too much like exercise to me

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

freak

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

yosposters don’t have sex. they make beautiful love to their computers, and cum in them (gender irrelevant)

it takes great bravery to tell the truth.

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos
many women can vouch for me being a well-known sex-haver. i assure you, these women do exist, they're just...uh...busy right now

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


HamAdams posted:

many women can vouch for me being a well-known sex-haver. i assure you, these women do exist, they're just...uh...busy right now

they’re out of frame, existing with you

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
does my parents having sex count?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ciaphas posted:

idk, seems sweaty

gently caress in a meat chiller problem solved

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

yosposters don’t have sex. they make beautiful love to their computers, and cum in them (gender irrelevant)

you are now thinking about keyboard goop

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Captain Foo posted:

you are now thinking about keyboard goop

lol :<

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Captain Foo posted:

you are now thinking about keyboard goop
:argh:

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I’m not :chord:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
if i had a gross intrusive thought i would simply not think about it. idk what y'alls issues are.

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

yeah u just gotta let it pass, like a fart in the wind.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Hen
Aug 22, 2006

My gf lives in Canada

justcallhimdragon
Aug 23, 2023

does not compute. love language appears to be unsafe and can spawn child processes

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
i dont HAVE sex. i give it to others

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Hen posted:

My gf lives in Canada

same

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

justcallhimdragon posted:

does not compute. love language appears to be unsafe and can spawn child processes

make sure to apply the gay patch first

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


OldAlias posted:

make sure to apply the gay patch first

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

goblin week posted:

i dont HAVE sex. i give it to others

the “sex” has “gone away from him”

mystes
May 31, 2006

rotor posted:

if i had a gross intrusive thought i would simply not think about it. idk what y'alls issues are.
the trick to intrusive thoughts it to try harder not to think about them

justcallhimdragon posted:

does not compute. love language appears to be unsafe and can spawn child processes
That's why programming was invented by someone named loveless

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
probably about 3 pm op

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
that's a lie. yosposters don't have sex

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Silver Alicorn posted:

that's a lie. yosposters don't have sex

yep

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