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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Friday, and you know what that means! It's Rampage, baby!


https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1710271185785671732?s=20

A shot at Ring of Honor World Champion Eddie Kingston is on the line, with Johnny TV, Komander, Lince Dorado, and Penta El Zero Miedo go one on one on one on one.** Will TV join his QTV leader*** QT Marshall in holding gold? Will Komander get a chance at winning his first American championship? Will freelancer Dorado earn his shot? Or will Penta continue his quest to win a second World title?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1710354231507452103?s=20

In eight man tag team action. the Chris Jericho-less Jericho Appreciation Society members Daniel Garcia, Jake Hager, "Daddy Magic" Matt Menard, and "Cool Hand" Angelo Parker take on The Hardys and The Best Friends. Will the former JAS prove that they don't need Jericho to continue their winning ways, or will the quartet of Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Trent Beretta, and Chuck Taylor**** prevail?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1710316485359387043?s=20

In a women's tag team bout, TBS Champion Kris Statlander teams with former two time AEW Women's World Champion Hikaru Shida to square off against the veteran duo of former AEW Women's World Champion Nyla Rose and "The Problem" Marina Shafir.***** A win by Rose and Shida would certainly bring a halt to Statlander and Shida's singles momentum,****** but will Statlander and Shida coming off two big wins, can they be stopped?



*This is a solid gold idea for a reality show.
**That's ... awkward. Now I know why they just call it a "four way".
***Editor-In-Chief? What should the head of QTV be called? Programming Director?
****So, Chuck's the mostly normal one of that team, right?
*****Bet she's grateful that The Kingdom is looking after her husband, so that she's free to do this. Is also probably sick of Roddy shouting "ADAM!"
******Listen, just trust me on this.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Davros1 posted:

****So, Chuck's the mostly normal one of that team, right?

Yes but it's a trick.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

I do not want to fight Eddie Kingston. I feel that would go very poorly for me.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

I’m watching Rampage

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I'm ready to ram and/or page

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
This is Rampage

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Dave Meltzer on WOR just leaked that this is Rampage

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
Jeff Hardy had an altercation with Slimer

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
this is rampage baby

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Daddy Magic Matt Menard pinning Jeff Hardy would get my nipples hard ngl

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

The FKAJAS

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
No Jerichommentary :(

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
DANCE YOU FUCKERS

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


dance off!!!

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



The White Pants Squad

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



They forgot to copy Anna on the email where they all agreed to wear white.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

apophenium posted:

No Jerichommentary :(

I do love how it's usually consistent that Jericho won't be on commentary if he got his rear end whooped on Dynamite.

THANK YOU MENARD

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Eddie Kingston Fightin’ Round the World would rule

But anyway this match is fun too

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
"Just what I wanted to see Excalibur" lol Tony gettin salty on fridays

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


I think that was a series of botches with an absolutely beautiful cover for it

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Guys I think that unsigned, never appeared on the show before Lince Dorado is the most likely to win the shot at one of the company's most prominent titles!

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Why is Dynamite on Tuesday this week? Sports?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
jeff hardy still feeling the effects of the last 30 years

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
the people wanted that :3:

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
Not that there's anything wrong with this, but I hope Danny Garcia gets a more interesting program. Dude's pretty good

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
gently caress him up plaZma

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Jeff Hardy even makes the best friend hug pan out look like it's underwater

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



That was a slow zoom

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Majinfoose posted:

Why is Dynamite on Tuesday this week? Sports?

Wednesday's can be rough for me to get to watch the show live, but this week I would have had no problem and could have sat down and relaxed and enjoyed the show live on a Wednesday without issue. So they moved it to Tuesday instead. To get at me. Personally.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Jerusalem posted:

Wednesday's can be rough for me to get to watch the show live, but this week I would have had no problem and could have sat down and relaxed and enjoyed the show live on a Wednesday without issue. So they moved it to Tuesday instead. To get at me. Personally.

they sensed your lack of faith

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
props to Matt for taking a Hager Bomb lol, that was fun

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
holy poo poo, did you see how much communication Trent and Daddy Magic had between each other on that fast powerbomb, wrestling is cool

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


anna noooooo

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO GARCIA

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
7 10 split pickup there lol

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
oh god Jeff with the dickseeker swanton lmfao

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

smarxist posted:

props to Matt for taking a Hager Bomb lol, that was fun

Maybe he felt it was necessary since he was gonna make Garcia take Jeff's Swanton Splat.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
Someone shoulda yanked that Pepe Trump sign and shredded it

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Whatup, sis?" :allears:

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Toney's burial of his coworker was awesome lol

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