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SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN
There aren’t any pointless movies.

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SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN
I'mma just make up some titles because it doesn't make any difference to the thread:

-"Rick Flapjack" (1982)

-Pool Party Slumber Party (1991)

-Wilbert (1987)

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN
Dinosaur '79 (1976)

Adventure in Dinosaur Basin (Video, 1997)

Snacky! The Movie (aka Jurassic Pet) (1995)

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN
The Reckonings (2004)

I’m a sucker for found footage, but they don’t even get out of the car until the 115-minute mark. Pointless!

Gerby’s Big Book Adventure (2000)

Gerby is a name for a gerbil, not an anthropomorphic library book. This isn’t even a movie; it’s a 20-minute TV pilot, so they never get to the castle and the narrator just describes it. Pointless!

National Lampoon’s Van Wilder’s Alma Mater (2010)

I understand that they couldn’t Reynolds back, but the lookalikes they found instead are distracting. I think the title is supposed to be a sex pun? It doesn’t work!

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