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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > The most boring, pointless movie you've ever watched
 
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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I mean Starfighters did have a point. The point was to convince people the Lockheed Starfighter was perfectly safe and not a flying deathtrap.

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Coleman Francis' movies all have the same point, that the universe is a desolate void and we will all die alone and unloved.

* # ¿ Oct 31, 2023 21:13
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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Making up poo poo is what every historical film does

* # ¿ Nov 18, 2023 04:29
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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer

null_pointer posted:

"Been through?! Bitch, we still here!"

Ernie Hudson didn't get the fame he deserved.

He’s the best thing in Congo and that movie has Tim Curry, Joe Don Baker, Laura Linney, AND Bruce Campbell

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