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Halloween Jack posted:The Starfighters is on my shortlist for Worst of All Time. Even MST3K can't make it interesting to watch. I suppose I can't call it "pointless," since it's a propaganda film. Yeah, Starfighters is certainly up there. I remember in the MST3K Colossal Episode Guide, Frank Conniff said that people would come up to him and ask why they even did that movie to begin with. It's so dry and repetitive. There are certain MST3K/Rifftrax movies that sound bonkers on paper, but are just a drag to sit through. I remember somebody on this forum explained how batshit the narrative of Curse of Bigfoot is (it's essentially a lousy student film short followed by a framing device that allows them to repackage an old mummy movie), but it's not even entertaining to sit through. Similarly, I recently watched Astro-Zombies and despite it being about John Carradine as a mad scientist creating cyborg zombies that go around strangling women, with both government agents and a spy syndicate investigating it, it really feels like nothing happens throughout. The scenes of Carradine and his greasy Igor doing mundane science stuff seems to go on for 15 minutes at a time. Monster a Go-Go is certainly a movie that is just too awful to sit through despite having the most ridiculous non-ending.
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bucketybuck posted:The Dead Don't Die. It wasn't entirely pointless. It did give us Adam Driver saying, "GHOULS."
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Big Mouth Billy Basshole posted:The Dead Don't Die might have the best cast in an absolute dog poo poo movie. I mean, Pottersville is up there.
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