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Does Sora not know how to use a gun? Pretty sure a gun would be more useful than a big key. Much like Shadow is superior to Sonic I think we can agree an edgier Sora that uses a gun would totally be better. Disney/Square Enix you've got the money, you can afford to hire me.
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im gayblade
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Oct 7, 2023 07:10
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Dont know what the hell youre talking about op but 
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Oct 7, 2023 07:14
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Keys aren't great for stabbing no but if you have nothing else on you at least it's something metal and pointy
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Oct 7, 2023 07:28
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You can throw a key blade and also use it in close combat. Its a superior weapon to a gun or other purely ranged weapon in every way.
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Oct 7, 2023 07:54
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Why doesn’t Sora just do a fly over and raze the planets in his Gummi ship?
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Oct 7, 2023 08:04
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the op regularly lies on his back with his legs in the air, jetting out hot rancid streams of piss all over his own stomach, chest and face. bear that in mind
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Oct 7, 2023 10:08
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:the op regularly lies on his back with his legs in the air, jetting out hot rancid streams of piss all over his own stomach, chest and face. bear that in mind Let he cast the first stone
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Oct 7, 2023 10:10
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The keyblade can un/lock anything, even metaphysical concepts. Sora is just a moron. Like there's nothing stopping him from just unlocking people's hearts instantly killing them.
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Oct 7, 2023 10:24
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The keyblade is a TERRIBLE weapon, and here is why: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nqFX7q1yUk
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Oct 7, 2023 10:38
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I think my phoenix down pillow is made of chicken feathers.
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Oct 7, 2023 11:00
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It’s probably reasonably effective as a blunt weapon and I wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end but it’s also likely quite heavy for the user. Sora’s kinda noodly so I bet he’s real tired at the end of a long day.
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Oct 7, 2023 11:06
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It's not even possible to hold it properly to wield it.
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Oct 7, 2023 11:23
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I was in the room with my ex when they were playing kingdom hearts 3 and they were rambling about friends and hearts and kingdom hearts (which very factually is never defined even if anyone disagrees they are wrong it's just gibberish) and especially key blades but also they were talking about key blades and key blades and none of it made sense. Anyway turns out they called some things key blades and another thing a qi blade which I'm sure makes total sense with subtitles but if you're just hearing the audio it sounds insane lol I am very well versed in kingdom hearts knowledge. There's goofy and also Donald and Mickey and the main kid is Sora except when he's not and then some other emo kid and also a girl that isn't important I think and also an old guy that is but then everyone is just okay at the end anyway because the power of heart of the cards. I can answer pretty much all questions with perfect accuracy.
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Oct 7, 2023 12:56
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I have a feeling you've never played Scrooge McDuck in a NES game.
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Oct 7, 2023 13:00
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:the op regularly lies on his back with his legs in the air, jetting out hot rancid streams of piss all over his own stomach, chest and face. bear that in mind  how do you get ready for work in the morning
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Oct 7, 2023 13:53
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There are no guns because its a kids game for children and it not making sense is because its a kids game for children
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Oct 7, 2023 13:54
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Shadow also said hell, drat, and prick, so his game is automatically cooler.
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Oct 7, 2023 13:58
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Dragonstoned posted:There are no guns because its a kids game for children Even kids deserve better than w/e the gently caress KH is. (Also there are guns)
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Oct 7, 2023 14:31
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:the op regularly lies on his back with his legs in the air, jetting out hot rancid streams of piss all over his own stomach, chest and face. bear that in mind Priv msg me (both you and OP).
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Oct 7, 2023 14:40
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Yeah well that's probably why you haven't defeated the darkness with the power of love and friendship, Op
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Oct 7, 2023 14:44
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When I was in the can I saw a mexican guy kill a black guy with a tuna can lid so
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Oct 7, 2023 14:57
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I feel confident I could use a keyblade as a weapon
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Sometimes, in a dangerous situation... the keyblade just doesn't cut it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz78cjepCa8
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Oct 7, 2023 15:17
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Ur right op every hero should use long range sarin gas mortars, white phosphorous RPGs, and uranium tipped shrapnel rounds
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Oct 7, 2023 15:21
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sure okay posted:Ur right op every hero should use long range sarin gas mortars, white phosphorous RPGs, and uranium tipped shrapnel rounds sounds like spec ops: the line guy did nothing wrong
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Oct 7, 2023 15:27
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This you OP? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCZs29IAu3c&t=10s
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Oct 7, 2023 15:42
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Kingdom hearts is metal gear solid for homeschooled kids
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Oct 7, 2023 16:49
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is Mickey Mouse the Warrior of Darkness...?
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Oct 7, 2023 16:51
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:the op regularly lies on his back with his legs in the air, jetting out hot rancid streams of piss all over his own stomach, chest and face. bear that in mind is this true
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Oct 7, 2023 17:08
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lol you misspelled beyblade. Idiot.
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Oct 7, 2023 17:11
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Gargamel Gibson posted:lol you misspelled beyblade. Idiot. goddamn you
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Oct 7, 2023 17:11
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Steamboat Willie vs Spininiched out Popeye in the rotating fleisher's superman camera invention.
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are there any video games about those little skateboards for your fingers they would sell for like a dollar 20 years ago
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Oct 7, 2023 21:17
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https://www.budk.com/Otherworld-Steampunk-Gun-Knife-32569 maybe one of these but notch the blade to be more keylike
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Oct 7, 2023 21:24
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Sora. Donald. Goofy.
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But also, OP, you need that bigass key to stick in the big keyhole. It has additional functions central to your goal. So even if you had another weapon, you'd still have to bring the keyblade. What, you gonna do all those jumps with both of them on you?
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:But also, OP, you need that bigass key to stick in the big keyhole. It has additional functions central to your goal. So even if you had another weapon, you'd still have to bring the keyblade. What, you gonna do all those jumps with both of them on you? Uhhh pretty sure Sora lifts and guns aren't that heavy. Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Oct 7, 2023 |
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the gunblade solved the problem of weaponry in 1999 nobody has any use for weapons that aren't gunblades anymore, so yeah, of course a keyblade is going to seem dumb now that everyone on the streets is carrying the final evolution of personal arms
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Dragonstoned posted:There are no guns because its a kids game for children Lol what kind of reasoning is that? If they're old enough to shoot a real gun they are old enough to play games with guns in them.
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