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Duck and Cover posted:Pretty sure a gun would be more useful than a big key.
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Private Cumshoe posted:im gayblade a minimum existence at less than 33 cents per minute
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Oct 8, 2023 01:21
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satanic splash-back posted:I feel confident I could use a keyblade as a weapon only talk to me if you're talkin meta-keyblade & up
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Oct 8, 2023 01:22
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sure okay posted:Ur right op every hero should use long range sarin gas mortars, white phosphorous RPGs, and uranium tipped shrapnel rounds 
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Oct 8, 2023 01:23
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Duck and Cover posted:Lol what kind of reasoning is that? If they're old enough to shoot a real gun they are old enough to play games with guns in them.
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Oct 8, 2023 01:24
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but it unlocks doors too. seems efficient?
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Oct 8, 2023 01:24
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A keyblade is an elegant weapon... For a clown!
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Poil posted:The keyblade is a TERRIBLE weapon, and here is why: Can you believe that one dude had a random rear end thought and made a post on a forum about it in like 30 seconds and another guy had the exact same thought and made a 15 minutes Youtube about it?
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Oct 8, 2023 01:33
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The key is magical you doofus
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Oct 8, 2023 01:43
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If you sharpened the key part it would pretty much be an axe.
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Oct 8, 2023 01:57
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if it's not effective how was sora able to defeat ansem/sephiroth/the ice titan/kurt zisa/ursula/jafar/oogie boogie/captain hook/hades/maleficent/behemoth/chernabog with it? asinine discussion. topic locked.
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Oct 8, 2023 02:09
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A keyblade is an metaphor for a penile erection system. They hosed their way to the top. No not Sora. It was goofy.
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Oct 8, 2023 02:13
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mickey mouse did all of that and gave sora credit because he'd rather operate from the shadows and let a keyblade wielding doofus like sora occupy the spotlight
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You're right. It's time for Square Enix to leverage its IPs and have Sora meet up with Kane and Lynch to teach him the importance of firearms and psychiatric meds.
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Oct 8, 2023 02:31
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Toxic Mental posted:but it unlocks doors too. seems efficient? one thing's for sure, they're not gonna be any cities they can't get into in the early game
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Oct 8, 2023 02:31
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what about a sword the size of a key, instead of the other way around. I bet that could do some damage.
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Well yeah, have you seen the size of their keys?
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Duck and Cover posted:Does Sora not know how to use a gun? Pretty sure a gun would be more useful than a big key. Much like Shadow is superior to Sonic I think we can agree an edgier Sora that uses a gun would totally be better. Disney/Square Enix you've got the money, you can afford to hire me. depends how heavy it is. you could probably cave in someones head with it,
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Dapper_Swindler posted:depends how heavy it is. you could probably cave in someones head with it, There has not been a single mass killing using a keyblade.
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Scruffyhawk posted:is this true Yes. I've seen it, multiple times. As have many other people. There is photographic and even video evidence, from multiple different angles. OP tried to claim it wasn't them. They took a polygraph test to clear their name, but the results were inconclusive. PM me for evidence.
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Duck and Cover posted:There has not been a single mass killing using a keyblade. you gotta improve agility. once you do that you can jump around and like anime montage peoples heads in.
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The keyblade is for unlocking hearts OP
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Nix Panicus posted:The keyblade is for unlocking hearts OP Guns can do that. PEW PEW PEW PEW
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more like peeblade
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Dragonstoned posted:There are no guns because its a kids game for children Metal Slug is a kids game for children Metal Slug has guns
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Cubone posted:if it's not effective how was sora able to defeat ansem/sephiroth/the ice titan/kurt zisa/ursula/jafar/oogie boogie/captain hook/hades/maleficent/behemoth/chernabog with it? asinine discussion. topic locked. he bribed all of those motherfuckers, aside from maleficent cause she can't be bought but she's deathly allergic to duck feathers so he won by nature of being friends with a duck
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Oct 8, 2023 06:48
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metal slug owns
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how about this it's metal slug but all of the characters are animes, instead of guns they have keyblades, and instead of shooting bad guys you watch these anime characters exposit 17 hours of dialog about the most inane poo poo imaginable, the game's title is Metal Slug: 7/420 Key-Jangle Remembrance
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Oct 8, 2023 06:51
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I dunno OP it seems pretty powerful in the games.
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Oct 8, 2023 07:02
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my preferred weapon is a warhammer with a garage door opener attached
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It's pretty much one of the ugliest, wackest, lamest weapon designs in the bizz OP
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i think a few people in this thread need to attend a 3 hour kingdom hearts university lecture https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Bo6Cbeq18k
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Bad Purchase posted:my preferred weapon is a warhammer with a garage door opener attached which warhammer, like a space marine or an ork or what
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Oct 8, 2023 07:52
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It's a length of rod with a handle and an end with some pointy bits. What about it doesn't seem effective at at least clubbing someone upside the head with it?
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too unwieldy. also it looks silly
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