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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Hughmoris posted:

Has there ever been a bigger group of frauds than the 2023 Dallas Cowboys?

The 2022 Cowboys

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rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Gibbons!

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

69 points or bust!!!

https://i.imgur.com/3vuqHqX.mp4

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

bean mom posted:

wow the niners really gonna start 10-0

Philly week 12 is honestly the only big test with the way they've been playing

This team could actually go 17 - 0 or close to it

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Curious for the Kellen Moore revenge game next week

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

The 2021 Cowboys

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

The 2022 Cowboys

Was it the 2022 or 2021 Cowboys that lost their season on a QB draw

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

The 2022 Cowboys

I feel like this is an insult to the 2024 Cowboys :mad:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Hughmoris posted:

Was it the 2022 or 2021 Cowboys that lost their season on a QB draw

2021, 2022 was the FORGOT TO GO OUT OF BOUNDS/COULDNT CLOCK IT IN TIME season ender

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Quiet Feet posted:

Pooper Flush.

I saw an angry Cowboys fan post "Dick Odor Piss Cat" and I can't decide if it's terrible or inspired

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
lol, that was not really a block, my man

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Play posted:

Philly week 12 is honestly the only big test with the way they've been playing

This team could actually go 17 - 0 or close to it

Let's not jinx it ok

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

lol they're gonna do it

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
This isnt garbage time, it’s nuclear waste buried a mile under the earth time

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Vox Nihili posted:

Let's not jinx it ok

im not a beliver in jinxes but fine. il settle for saying they're a very good team with an actually pretty easy schedule

e: also I REALLY need a darnold touchdown here

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Hughmoris posted:

Has there ever been a bigger group of frauds than the 2023 Dallas Cowboys?

2021 cowboys, 2022 cowboys

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





SamuraiFoochs posted:

I saw an angry Cowboys fan post "Dick Odor Piss Cat" and I can't decide if it's terrible or inspired

Takes too long to decipher.

Something like Dik Poopchute is closer and even that's a bit of a stretch.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
:dakstare:

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

bean mom posted:

2021, 2022 was the FORGOT TO GO OUT OF BOUNDS/COULDNT CLOCK IT IN TIME season ender

Oh god I remember that, screaming at the TV. I don't actually know poo poo about football so when I'm telling you what to do you have well and truly hosed up.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

I feel bad for Micah Parsons, he was supposed to be on this Niners team

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos

Vox Nihili posted:

Let's not jinx it ok

yeah please no. Im very pleasantly surprised my team is being very dominant but any given sunday.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Put in McCaffrey to throw a TD pass so Derrick Henry doesn't get to be the only one having fun.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
i could have gone to bed hours ago and i refuse because this brings me more happiness than any dream ever has

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Lynch has elf ears

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Remember when people were baffled when John Lynch was hired as Niners GM?

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
John Lynch has weird loving ears

(I can relate)

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
lol at Collingsworth trying to diminish Dak's responsbility by saying he must be puzzled by how bad the defense has been

you scored ten points

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Toaster Beef posted:

i could have gone to bed hours ago and i refuse because this brings me more happiness than any dream ever has

:hfive:

I figure I'm gonna sleep like poo poo anyway too so why not?

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

Toaster Beef posted:

i could have gone to bed hours ago and i refuse because this brings me more happiness than any dream ever has

:hfive:

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Play posted:

lol at Collingsworth trying to diminish Dak's responsbility by saying he must be puzzled by how bad the defense has been

you scored ten points

lol he's so awful

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

we should continue paying attention to this game that is unwinnable for the cowboys
i know i will

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Play posted:

lol at Collingsworth trying to diminish Dak's responsbility by saying he must be puzzled by how bad the defense has been

you scored ten points
I think television commentators face the death penalty if they dare to suggest that maybe one team is bad and that's a factor in anything

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
aww they didn't even let darnold throw it. weak sauce

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Remember when people were baffled when John Lynch was hired as Niners GM?

I'm still baffled and am even more baffled what happened after that.

I mean even after throwing away so much capital on a guy who played 2 and an eighth's game for them doing nothing we're still here.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

Dre Greenlaw is practically in street clothes on the bench hahaha

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
funny thing is i'm still positive this cowboys team loving demolishes the eagles at least once this season

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos

Play posted:

aww they didn't even let darnold throw it. weak sauce

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

CapnAndy posted:

I think television commentators face the death penalty if they dare to suggest that maybe one team is bad and that's a factor in anything

I think even Peyton and Eli try to avoid it, even if they're terrible at hiding it

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Takes No Damage posted:

Oh god I remember that, screaming at the TV. I don't actually know poo poo about football so when I'm telling you what to do you have well and truly hosed up.

err no lol it was the "went out of bounds, but while running backwards, thus no time stoppage, THEN failed to clock it within 15 seconds

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
They didn't even bother to get a first to run the clock out :lol:

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