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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Harlock posted:

Step on down to the who wants Kirk Cousins sweepstakes.

He'd probably be an improvement for Jets, Commanders, Patriots, Steelers, Giants, Packers(? lol), Cardinals, Bucs, Falcons, Panthers.

If any of these teams would do it because of money, draft picks, or realistic shot in the playoffs is another question.

I don't think anyone can QB the Pats offense as it is right now. Our O-line is porous, can't pass block or run block, or stay healthy, or keep a consistent group. It feels like we only have two running backs, neither of whom are performing up to expectations. We have one good tight end in Hunter Henry. Our wide receivers are not setting the world on fire.

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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Anderson Koopa posted:

I don't think anyone can QB the Pats offense as it is right now. Our O-line is porous, can't pass block or run block, or stay healthy, or keep a consistent group. It feels like we only have two running backs, neither of whom are performing up to expectations. We have one good tight end in Hunter Henry. Our wide receivers are not setting the world on fire.

Imagine going from throwing to Justin Jefferson as your #1 to Hunter Henry or DeVante Parker lol

All those balls Kirk lobs up for JJ to make a miracle catch would look like that Bojangles Jake Delhomme edit where the ball never hits the barn

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Yeah the last thing the Pats need to do is look at QBs. Cleaning house at the top needs to happen first. Anything else is a bandaid.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Yeah the last thing the Pats need to do is look at QBs. Cleaning house at the top needs to happen first. Anything else is a bandaid.

Well we will need a new QB when Maxx Crosby devours Mac Jones whole in the second quarter

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Bellmaker posted:

Well we will need a new QB when Maxx Crosby devours Mac Jones whole in the second quarter

Good news everyone! The Patriots have Bailey Zappe, Will Greer, and Malik Cunningham around somewhere. With 12 games left, each QB only has to be able to finish 3 games apiece. They've got this under control.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Guys! We've made it. It's creamsicle week.

https://twitter.com/fashion_nfl/status/1711406838309347453?s=20

https://twitter.com/BucsCheer/status/1711381069142868079?s=20

https://twitter.com/Buccaneers/status/1711350799279042804?s=20

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Seem pretty accurate imo.
https://twitter.com/BarstoolBigCat/status/1711755889911214582?s=20

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/SethWalder/status/1711782290647318670

It's really incredible that the league let the Eagles get Jalen Carter.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

DaQuan would have been an All-Pro. :smith:

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

I'd label the Superbowl Contenders level "FRAAAAAAAAAAAAUDS" but not change anything else.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

gently caress, now I'm worried about Sunday.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!


Should have been the 7th Floor Crew

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Guys I gotta be honest I'm worried about how the Lions are gonna fare on creamsicle week.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

MJeff posted:

Guys I gotta be honest I'm worried about how the Lions are gonna fare on creamsicle week.

Historically speaking, the Bucs have a horrific record while wearing the creamsicles so I wouldn't be worried about it.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Black Sunshine posted:

Did this tweet travel from 1999 or something because if not then what the gently caress?

My man, I just saw Limp Bizkit live this past weekend. The 90s are alive and well again.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Black Sunshine posted:

Historically speaking, the Bucs have a horrific record while wearing the creamsicles so I wouldn't be worried about it.

The Baker Bucs are undefeated when wearing creamsicles.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Rams traded Van Jefferson to Atlanta


Trades are ... allowed? Maybe the deadline won't be a bust this year

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Black Sunshine posted:

Historically speaking, the Bucs have a horrific record while wearing the creamsicles so I wouldn't be worried about it.

The Bucs haven't worn them since 2009. That year the 4-3 Packers came to town to face the 0-7 Bucs. In Josh Freeman's first career start the Bucs upset the Packers 38-28 as Freeman out-dueled Aaron Rodgers.

Hopefully they can pull of another upset this week.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I'd be happy if Lions/Buccs ends in a tie.
_____________/_________

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

I hope they lose

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

I am #hyped for Creamsicle week :)

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Rams traded Van Jefferson to Atlanta


Trades are ... allowed? Maybe the deadline won't be a bust this year

Another receiver to not get targets.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Checking off another box on the douchebag libertarian list

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1711807257405509951?s=20

Ches Neckbeard fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Oct 10, 2023

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I'm glad he has the time for this.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Checking off another box on the douchebag libertarian list

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1711807257405509951?s=20

Of course he's a sicko debatelord

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Not since OJ have we seen someone crash their all-time baby face likability in the NFL so fast.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Imagine wanting to be in the same room with RFK Jr for any reason other than to kick his rear end

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Rams traded Van Jefferson to Atlanta


Trades are ... allowed? Maybe the deadline won't be a bust this year

This seems pointless when they can't even get Drake London and Kyle Pitts enough targets to do anything but it's a late round pick swap so whatever I guess

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Docjowles posted:


This seems pointless when they can't even get Drake London and Kyle Pitts enough targets to do anything but it's a late round pick swap so whatever I guess

Come on now, Jonnu Smith needs his targets!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003





lmao at throwing Nebraska in there quietly

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

I choose to ignore this happened. LALALALALALALA

Zach Wilson as plucky upstart QB everyone wants to win is here to stay.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/SethWalder/status/1711782290647318670

It's really incredible that the league let the Eagles get Jalen Carter.

Big Jeff

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

*looks at ryan tannehill*

*looks at kirk cousins*

*looks at both again*

gently caress

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005
The Kirk Cousins tier should be renamed Tony Romo for accuracy

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Rams traded Van Jefferson to Atlanta


Trades are ... allowed? Maybe the deadline won't be a bust this year

Atlanta trades for another WR to make sure Kyle Pitts and Drake London see a combined 4 targets a game.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Checking off another box on the douchebag libertarian list

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1711807257405509951?s=20

I sometimes wonder if Rodgers is less of a libertarian edgelord than he is completely desperate for attention. Maybe there's no appreciable difference.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I love how one-sided this "feud" is.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Mega64 posted:

I love how one-sided this "feud" is.

Aaron Rodgers: “DEBATE ME COWARD!”

Travis Kelce: “Sorry, a little busy trying to win back to back superbowls while dating the worlds biggest pop star, don’t have all the free time an attention starved injured has-been does.”

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Aaron Rodgers: “DEBATE ME COWARD!”

Travis Kelce: “Sorry, a little busy trying to win back to back superbowls while dating the worlds biggest pop star, don’t have all the free time an attention starved injured has-been does.”

source for Kelce saying this?

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

epic bacon posted:

source for Kelce saying this?

I’m responding on his behalf because he’s too busy doing the things listed above whereas I’m a loser with plenty of free time, like Aaron Rodgers.

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

https://twitter.com/nick_field90/status/1711808910938538204

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