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 A critter called a “yellow sack spider” crawled across my screen, and it looked very alarming, so I looked it up. Apparently it can harm you pretty badly but is not usually fatal. I found it on a hat, and put the hat in a bag and tied it. How long do I need to leave it in the bag to starve to death, or what should I do now? 
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Oct 11, 2023 15:16
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Good Sphere posted:How long do I need to leave it in the bag to starve to death, or what should I do now? weeks. just move.
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Oct 11, 2023 15:20
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Just flick it outside
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Oct 11, 2023 15:20
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Wee posted:Just flick it outside Seconded, spiders freak me out but I'll still kick em out if they're indoors instead of grabbing a shoe
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Oct 11, 2023 15:24
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Burn your house down just to be safe. Unless it's the fireproof subspecies of the yellow sack spider in which case you're omega boned
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Oct 11, 2023 15:25
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Yellow Sac spiders arent particularly dangerous, just shoo it off the hat ya baby.
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Oct 11, 2023 15:27
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If it didn't lay eggs in the hat before it definitely has now thanks to your handy privacy curtain and enclosure.
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Oct 11, 2023 15:32
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NGL, the hat thumbnail looks like a denim butt.
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Oct 11, 2023 15:33
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I let it outside, and it scurried away quite happily while flipping me the bird. 
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Oct 11, 2023 15:34
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You Are A Elf posted:NGL, the hat thumbnail looks like a denim butt. Who here hasn't had rear end spiders?
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Oct 11, 2023 15:35
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now it's gonna smell like a human and its mommy wont feed it
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Oct 11, 2023 15:36
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Punkinhead posted:If it didn't lay eggs in the hat before it definitely has now thanks to your handy privacy curtain and enclosure.  how small are the eggs?!
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Oct 11, 2023 15:36
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Good Sphere posted:
The size of human pores, if your head itches at any point after wearing the hat I have terrible painful news 
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Oct 11, 2023 15:38
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Punkinhead posted:The size of human pores, if your head itches at any point after wearing the hat I have terrible painful news I will sanitize the hat and the plastic bag, so I can safely reuse it as a small trash bag (the plastic bag).
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Oct 11, 2023 15:41
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realistically an egg sack would be really obvious, glued to the wall with webbing everywhere, lots of visible eggs clustered together. yellow spiders tend to lay them at ground level check around the trim of your rooms for a little dusty-looking lump. probably in the bathroom or another dry cool place.
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Oct 11, 2023 15:46
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Good Sphere posted:I will sanitize the hat and the plastic bag, so I can safely reuse it as a small trash bag (the plastic bag). Yeah your hat needs a good wash anyway
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Oct 11, 2023 15:47
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like this: maybe on the ceiling too, probably in the corner
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Oct 11, 2023 15:47
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spiders are p cool imo
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Oct 11, 2023 15:48
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At least you didn’t find it behind a wall clock
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Oct 11, 2023 16:02
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Eat it
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Oct 11, 2023 16:02
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Hey spider, nice sack.
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Oct 11, 2023 16:05
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Saalkin posted:Eat it It will probably make you immune to the eggs OP
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Oct 11, 2023 16:05
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You got a lotta sack buddy!
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Oct 11, 2023 16:17
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GolfHole posted:now it's gonna smell like a human and its mommy wont feed it 
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Oct 11, 2023 16:20
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GolfHole posted:like this: He just goin' Super Saiyan.
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Oct 11, 2023 17:45
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I read the title as a highly valuable spider and was about to post that you should sell it
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Oct 11, 2023 17:50
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paging little miss muffet
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Oct 11, 2023 18:20
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Bunch of gross webs come from my yellow sack I tell you hwhat
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Oct 11, 2023 18:23
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let it bite you but just a little bit if you microdose the venom for a month or two you will get immunity and have nothing to fear anymore
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Oct 11, 2023 18:34
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Good Sphere posted:I let it outside, and it scurried away quite happily while flipping me the bird. Thank you 
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Oct 11, 2023 20:16
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My wife keeps jumping spiders as pets and apparently in “the community” baby spiders are called “spoodles”.
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Oct 11, 2023 20:25
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Let the spider free OP. It'll eat up all the other bugs in your house.
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Oct 11, 2023 20:41
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Surrounding the spider with a salt circle with a radius of roughly 40-80 centimeters and chanting "juggle asinus testiculis" three times should take care of it.
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Oct 11, 2023 20:51
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That spider was radioactive and would have turned you into a real life spiderman, sorry you missed out op
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Oct 12, 2023 01:00
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Yellow sack of poo poo
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Oct 12, 2023 01:10
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Dixville posted:That spider was radioactive and would have turned you into a real life spiderman, sorry you missed out op Spider-man is pretty much the worst one to be. You have to use that 'great power' responsibly or people die. Can't just go into pro-wrestling or make money off it. That's not allowed. He's not even that strong. Spider-man is still squarely in the "would just get shot" category. OP made the right choice.
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Oct 12, 2023 01:11
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Fuckin dumbass spider can't eat pollen, you ain't a bee.
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Oct 12, 2023 04:09
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That spider was innocent. You did the right thing OP. The spider will remember this.
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Oct 12, 2023 04:26
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Good Sphere posted:
That first photo looks like the underside of a boob
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Oct 12, 2023 04:40
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Extra row of tits posted:That first photo looks like the underside of a boob quote:
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Oct 12, 2023 09:14
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