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heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D

Eric the Mauve posted:

Utah Peperony and Chease

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



this is all i can see picturing The Utah Venom

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

Mr. Kite
Aug 28, 2004

SHUT UP AND PLAY HOCKEY
Utah Shakers.

Like salt shakers. But also Shakers sounds like Quakers who are like the Mormons.

I am serious.

Mr. Kite
Aug 28, 2004

SHUT UP AND PLAY HOCKEY
Double post.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Escape Goat posted:

You’d think Utah would go with a plural name

Lol

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
Utah Saints is right there

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Do Mormons believe in sainthood?

Let us not start a holy war in the west

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Drunk Canuck posted:

Do Mormons believe in sainthood?

Let us not start a holy war in the west

Eternal fuckage

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


SLC Puck

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
The SLC Super Soakers

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

The Utah Mannow Dogs

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

Mr. Kite posted:

Utah Shakers.

Like salt shakers. But also Shakers sounds like Quakers who are like the Mormons.

I am serious.

The Shakers were already a religion that had split off from the Quakers
https://www.nps.gov/articles/history-of-the-shakers.htm

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



Golden Eagles would be cool as a callback but obvi can’t use that one anymore….or could they….

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Utah Missionaries

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

SLC Blands

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
Miracle whips

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Utah Zionists

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Using the state name sucks because its harder to make funny names up.

Salt Lake Saltines

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Utah Fuckbuckets

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
https://www.nhl.com/news/connor-ingram-cant-wait-to-play-in-utah-next-season

okay lmao NHL.com even you're getting in on it?

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008




:eyepop:

pars
Sep 7, 2011
Utah Mighty Mormons

UMM

Utah Terror Ice

UTI

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



I hope they're sponsored by Dawn Platinum Powerwash Dish Spray. No more soaking needed.

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

Canned Sunshine posted:

Utah Missionaries

They always come out on top.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Utah Cute Adorable Fuzzy Bunnies


Everyone who's ever had a pet rabbit will be scared shitless

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
I think something like the Utah Pioneers (maybe just cause Denver won the NCAA ship) or Mountaineers would be cool.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

Jamwad Hilder posted:

I think something like the Utah Pioneers (maybe just cause Denver won the NCAA ship) or Mountaineers would be cool.

probably the best suggestions i've read so far..

Duck Rodgers
Oct 9, 2012
Cole Perfetti scored 19 goals this year and he's going to be a healthy scratch in the playoffs because Rick Bowness?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Regardless of name, they should use the late-90s Jazz color scheme of purple, copper, and turquoise.

BRAKE FOR MOOSE
Jun 6, 2001

I want more cute animal team names because my favorite commentary is when someone says something like "AND TWO PENGUINS BEAR DOWN ON MACKINNON IN THE CORNER" so maybe we could get the Marmots or the Kangaroo Rats or something

HOLY FUCK
Mar 31, 2007

Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that! 'Cause they're witches! And they've got knives in their feet!


Capybaras :3:

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
the utah jazz 2

Aces High
Mar 26, 2010

Nah! A little chocolate will do




I have a decent chunk of family that are Mormons and have never heard of this soaking thing. How the gently caress has everyone else heard about it and...why?

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
I just googled it, the Utah state animal is an elk. That'd make a cool logo. Big horns and poo poo.

Spelling Mitsake
Oct 4, 2007

Clutch Cargo wishes they had Tractor.
Utah Jizz.

(Like the Max Rebo Band.)

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pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


deoju posted:

I just googled it, the Utah state animal is an elk. That'd make a cool logo. Big horns and poo poo.

Antlers could make a pretty sweet goalie mask too.

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