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The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/sungarrioch/status/1712130594287603735?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

Pierre rushing to sign Korpisalo and Tarasenko for a combined $10mil and then not doing a fuckin thing all summer about having $875k left of cap space to sign Shane Pinto was a bad choice, in hindsight

Entering the season with somebody called Rourke Chartier as the 3C when your job is on the line owns though

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The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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They learned!

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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Tarasenko looked fuckin sloooow last night, definitely glad his agent hosed up a 3-year deal

Overpaying a Russian star player way past their prime is a time honored tradition though so it was expected

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/sportsnet/status/1712662261225955383?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

I fuckin hate Pierre Dorion

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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Blackbelt Bobman posted:

I watched Saw X on Wednesday and went to the Sabres game last night and I can’t decide which was more disturbing.

Seriously though, it’s one game and they looked really discombobulated. Didn’t help that the Rangers somehow managed to block a million shots and had a Vezina-level goalie. I’ll be worried if the Sabres are still playing that way a month in.

On the bright side though,

https://twitter.com/thechargingbuf/status/1712617210772885643?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/markhmasters/status/1712891782046900645?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

The Leafs need another enforcer to protect Reaves

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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ThinkTank posted:



Strong "how the maple Leafs rebuilt Alex Galchenyuk" vibes.

They’re skating taller out there with Reaves guarding their backs imo

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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Canucks first 2-0 start in 7 years, the Oilers are back

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/riotsurvivor/status/1713378595295699103?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

But pride tape for a single night was too touchy of an issue for the league lol

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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Chychrun owns, Sens haven’t had a defenseman that can shoot like that since…Gonchar? Gotta sign Pinto before Wednesday, Kubalik and Batherson playing with Rourke Chartier is brutal

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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What even gets called as interference nowadays

https://twitter.com/everydaysens/status/1713728448135663646?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/tonyandrock/status/1713878212831314113?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

Turns out having an AHL affiliate is kind of important

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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The Ducks should use those purple throwbacks every game

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/russohockey/status/1714301304150073470?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

Seems like half the league is playing short a man due to cap issues, not ideal for the NHLPA

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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Gotta be a middle ground between the league marketing their star players and this

https://twitter.com/nhldotcom/status/1713983134314717324?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/capfriendly/status/1714336790520234120?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

Pens and Canucks exchanged mids

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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Tom Wilson is so slow now that he’s basically just Ryan Reaves, and his 7-year extension kicks in next season lol

Josh Norris 2 goal game :unsmith:

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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Ginette Reno posted:

They look pretty much as we expected. They look like a team that will barely get in or barely miss. We hoped that EK and a revamped bottom six would propel them to greater heights than that but not looking likely so far.

The lazy narrative if they struggle is going to be that they're old but the old players are actually playing quite well so far. It is - once again - the depth that is killing them.

If Kyle Dubas is good at anything, it’s adding depth players to a very expensive core 4

E: also remember when this dumbass took way less than market value to “keep the team together” when they paid Karlsson $11.5mil? lol

https://twitter.com/jfreshhockey/status/1715043315056255127?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

The Dirty Burger fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Oct 19, 2023

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/friedgehnic/status/1715066231751917685?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

3-year contract lol

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/nhlflames/status/1715089826465378732?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

Ah, a potential legal issue I wonder wh-

Daily Faceoff posted:

Calgary Flames prospect Topi Ronni is facing rape charges in Finland and has taken a leave of absence from his Finnish league club.
https://www.dailyfaceoff.com/news/calgary-flames-prospect-topi-ronni-facing-rape-charges-in-finland

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/taj1944/status/1715497223809827057?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

Solid negotiating

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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After signing/trading for Cam Talbot, Matt Murray, Anders Nilsson, Mike Condon…what made them think Pierre Dorion had any idea how to evaluate goalies let alone sign one for 5 years lol

Add that to the $5mil~ of dead capspace due to him signing and buying out Colin White, Matt Murray and Michael Del loving Zotto, plus not having cap space to sign Pinto…curious how new management views him

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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ThinkTank posted:

So they're back, baby?

McDavid: Ow my back, baby

https://twitter.com/dimfilipovic/status/1715938257845055680?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

They’re back

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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Kubalik, a mid-1st and a player currently in the ECHL seems like a bad return for DeBrincat

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/senschirp/status/1716985136594423935?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

I wish I was at home with a big bag of potato chips

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/br_openice/status/1716988399528108404?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

A bad hit, but he paid the price

https://twitter.com/everydaysens/status/1717006713944191471?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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When do the Oilers press the panic button

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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32 Thoughts posted:

There’s still time to figure out who’s good and who appeals to Patrick Kane, but I do think Dallas will be a contender for his services.
https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/32-thoughts-nhl-teams-vote-to-decentralize-the-draft/

Dallas being in on a player past their prime? :monocle:

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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Jamwad Hilder posted:

Boston Wicked is so insanely stupid/funny, I hope they do it

Wicked fackin smaht

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/ginohard_/status/1717578875968884965?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6

Love it

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/senscentral/status/1717594526255325234?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

Is this finally gonna be the End of Pierre? Watch them lose their first rounder lol

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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The home opener was a cool experience, back to the regularly scheduled trash fire

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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Absolute bullshit how vague they’re being about what Pinto did, it was a 41-gamer but he “never bet on NHL games” give us the loving deets

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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Craig Conroys introduction presser he said the most important thing to address was making the locker room fun again, wonder what the atmosphere is like in there?

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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Ginette Reno posted:

That Clutterbuck hit isn't that vicious but it was late and I think it being late probably contributed to Branstrom not properly bracing himself and landing awkwardly like he did.

Why is Cal Clutterbuck still in the league anyways

Clutterbuck-Cizikas-Martin is still a loving line in TYOOL 2023 because the cryptkeeper GMing the Islanders has never mentally left the 1980s. Don Cherry raved about this line when he still had a job back in like 2015

Also gently caress Cal Clutterbuck, there was zero reason for him to absolutely crush a lil guy he has 40lbs on. “Sick to my stomach but if I don’t absolutely paste an 180lb midget into the boards two seconds after the puck is off his stick I’ll lose my job!”

The Dirty Burger fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Oct 27, 2023

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/griffinshockey/status/1718108694381310105?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

Aaand here come the pretzels

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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https://twitter.com/sungarrioch/status/1718241661698933171?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

Wonder how many players are absolutely sweating right now

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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Frankie Vatrano and Travis Konecny both have the same amount of goals as the San Jose Sharks, in one less game!

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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https://x.com/SteveWarneMedia/status/1718432507731865770?s=20

So the Sens will probably lose a first for Pierre being incompetent/a liar. Arizona lost a first for having draft prospects run some physical tests before the combine.

Chicago got no penalty at all for covering up sexual assault and went on to draft Connor Bedard with their 1st lol

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The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

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Feel bad for Karlsson, he just keeps getting traded from one shitshow to another he looked miserable last night :smith:

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