NHL N/V October: For Toronto Something About This Year Just Feels Different

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stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Habs are back baby, blowing leads in hilarious fashion

# ¿ Oct 12, 2023 03:13

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 15:50

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

AntiDepressor posted:

Slaf/Dach/Newhook looks like a solid combo. Dach especially was looking like Joe Thornton out there.

And yeah games with lots of goals they lose by one is kinda the ideal scenario this year. 40 goals for Cole plz.

and wifi ragdolling the entire NHL for lols please

# ¿ Oct 12, 2023 14:21

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AsInHowe posted:

Reaves lost the fight, and still wants to act tough.

It's this. Which is insane, because he just set up round 2 and uhh buddy WiFi is a hulk smash he beast

# ¿ Oct 14, 2023 19:27

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Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

Xhekaj rocks

He's the best. He's the NHL Miro (wrestling goons will get this reference)

# ¿ Oct 15, 2023 03:25

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Propaganda Hour posted:

Undisciplined, garbage 60 minutes out of the habs tonight. I didn't have high hopes for them this season, but if they're gonna play like this while racking up the same pace of improbable injuries as last year then they're going to be back in lottery contention in no time.

I need to know whats the tank slogan for this years #1 i havent followed

# ¿ Oct 18, 2023 04:18

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MononcQc posted:

The damage happens in the minors as well. Reinbacher is injured, and Heineman suffered this:

https://twitter.com/jaredbook/status/1713286840734650863

Tabernak, Merci Legault calisse

# ¿ Oct 19, 2023 00:13

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Mike Works posted:

Anyone got eyes on Trouba

Ehehehe too soon

# ¿ Oct 23, 2023 23:27

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AntiDepressor posted:

Playoffs on the back of leading scorers… *checks notes* … Tanner Pearson and Sean Monahan.

Mmm gimme some leading scorers on expiring contracts baby so dumb teams will give 1sts for

*checks notes*

Somebody GAVE montreal a 1st to take Monahan?

Lol

Lmao even

# ¿ Oct 24, 2023 16:39

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Lol shane pinto u dumbass

# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 16:45

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mennoknight posted:

Nazem Kadri is the worst flame since Ales Kotalik. I think if I saw him in the street I'd just be like, guy, you're bad

Still lolling that the flames gave up a 1st rounder and a player who can probably fetch a good mid round pick if he doesnt explode so they can sign him to that contract

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 03:51

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Ginette Reno posted:

Why is Cal Clutterbuck still in the league anyways

HITZZZZZZ

Also, Lou

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 19:54

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Why do the habs keep winning they need to be bad some more

# ¿ Oct 29, 2023 04:38

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Call Your Grandma posted:

Nah, the hockey player you're thinking of is Toronto Maple Leaf Legend Thomas Plikanec

Mods ban this filth

# ¿ Oct 31, 2023 00:26

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neoaxd posted:

The girl in the back just laughing all the way through. Fully jokerfied.

Never, ever, EVER gets old watching Leafs fans eat poo poo

Lol'ing all the time

# ¿ Oct 31, 2023 04:31

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secret volcano lair posted:

dawson mercer at 0 pts is starting to get weird

This fucker has single handedly torpedoed my fantasy team

# ¿ Nov 3, 2023 13:41

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T-Bone posted:

Obviously horrible poo poo warning, but another player who was in the Blackhawks black aces group from 2010 is suing the team https://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/blackhawks/ct-chicago-blackhawks-sexual-assault-lawsuit-20231105-hufp6svjebhzxfapuv6bqbgb3a-story.html

Sorry Chicago San Jose is really bad this year they won't rig the lottery for you again

# ¿ Nov 5, 2023 18:56

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The habs will take on jack campbells contract if you really need Jake Allen *monkey paw curl*

# ¿ Nov 7, 2023 23:51

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Habs are bad again gently caress yeah lets go

# ¿ Nov 8, 2023 04:42

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Chad Sexington posted:

He did a similarly good job filling in for a dead John Carlson last year. I don't know why the dude doesn't get more respect or a better contract. He's a great fill-in offensive piece.

Because he's a nightmare on defense

# ¿ Nov 13, 2023 16:15

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Arivia posted:

I don't see how it's hurtful? Like yes, I dislike Boston and their players in the sense of "big rival to my team, in my division, and Marchand is a gently caress" but Boston, as far as I'm aware, has drafted and constructed a team well and kept them playing well without any actual controversy. If I want to be upset about an NHL team's success I think about Chicago's recent Cups and that cover up. Boston's not remotely on the same level as far as I'm aware.

e: have they even used LTIR as a cap loophole like Tampa did with Kucherov that one year?

Mitch Miller.

gently caress boston forever and ever amen

# ¿ Nov 19, 2023 16:28

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Jamwad Hilder posted:

Yeah but Boston's players said "we don't want this guy on the team" and then the management signed him anyway, and then Bergeron went on national to TV to reiterate that the players didn't want a guy like him on the team.

Remind me, didn't the Habs draft a guy that everyone knew was a rapist before the draft even happened? Didn't they sign him? He plays for their AHL team now?

Didnt say the habs were any better

# ¿ Nov 19, 2023 17:17

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mennoknight posted:

my expert opinion is that the Oilers stink like an rear end hole

The oilers are back baby

# ¿ Nov 23, 2023 05:03

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Nybble posted:

uhhh?

https://twitter.com/CRoumeliotis/status/1729575821369569641

So, who's players wife/mom did he sleep with

# ¿ Nov 28, 2023 20:09

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https://twitter.com/NotThrashers/status/1729579566962803066?t=08Cevo0Zo1OCyK_LSqCw5Q&s=19

Lol

# ¿ Nov 28, 2023 21:31

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Canucks in pure Be A GM mode

# ¿ Dec 1, 2023 00:17

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Pleads posted:

gently caress boston

Amen

# ¿ Dec 1, 2023 10:41

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T-Bone posted:

let the Zeev Buium era begin

I once did business with Shawn Anderson from that list

Geez I had no idea he was that good

# ¿ Dec 4, 2023 22:10

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https://twitter.com/CanadiensMTL/status/1731781625732640769?t=DeceG4xddSDXmzkZ787nVA&s=19

The greatest moment of my life lived vicariously through my friends

# ¿ Dec 4, 2023 22:22

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Hirez posted:

I hate the habs but I love Daddy Magic...

Did they actually get rid of Youppi! for this piece of poo poo?

no, and everybody hates Metal, it's a terrible failed marketing gimmick, which is why the Habs are running with it and make Metal look like an idiot at every opportunity.

Youppi is forever.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2023 23:56

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Aphrodite posted:

This is legitimately the first I�ve heard of it, and I live here.

And they�ve been doing it over a year?

tbf there's a lot of Habs stuff over the last few years you gloss over, like their W-L record

# ¿ Dec 4, 2023 23:58

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Bortuzzo to the Isles for a 7th round pick

Plan the parade Lou Lam

# ¿ Dec 8, 2023 22:19

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Eric the Mauve posted:

One of my favorite things about being a hockey fan is the people who passionately argue that Edmonton and Calgary aren't the last two cities in North America a rich young person would want to live and the first two teams on the list of every player in the NHL with a limited no-trade clause. IIRC Huberdeau had a NTC and only accepted a trade to Calgary because they gave him a gigantic extension, and it probably took him about a month to realize he'd made a terrible mistake.

I don't get it. I grew up in Pennsyltucky, left pretty much the day I graduated never to return, and have no issue acknowledging it is the most depressing place in the U.S. to live bar none.

They aren't.

The answer will always be Winnipeg

# ¿ Dec 14, 2023 03:35

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Ginette Reno posted:

Blues fans booing Kyrou for disliking Berube is pretty funny. Berube seems like kind of an rear end in a top hat. He's that beloved there just for winning the cup?

Jacques demers is still treated like God for winning the Cup in Montreal a billion years ago so yeah that tracks

# ¿ Dec 15, 2023 07:13

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Matt Zerella posted:

Reaves scored 2 goals in a game against the Leafs once and I'll love him forever for that.

Like the Georges Laraque hat trick, you had to be there to understand the magnitude of the occasion

# ¿ Dec 15, 2023 21:10

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Furnaceface posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTuRVA6Yk-I

Hmmmm

Why is Tokarski in nets

In a playoff game

Oh yeah

gently caress CHRIS KREIDER

# ¿ Dec 15, 2023 21:18

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Levitate posted:

Chris Kreider is a weird player and probably going to have a career that people underrate when it's all said and done but also pretty crazy what he turned himself into the past stretch in terms of being the best net front guy in the NHL. That tip on his second goal today is just insane and I think you can kinda tell goalies don't expect a guy to be able to make a deflection like that into a goal but it's something that's a regular play for him.

Yes but have you ever thought gently caress CHRIS KREIDER, but not in the way that involves a cigarette after

# ¿ Dec 16, 2023 05:52

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At the bell centre in the desjardons section ate so much loving food ama

# ¿ Dec 17, 2023 01:02

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Matt Zerella posted:

How much of it did you store under the urinal?

Weber #6 baby

# ¿ Dec 17, 2023 01:13

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Cocaine Bear posted:

Did you dribble on your nachos before or after you finished all the cheese?

No nachos but so many smoked meat sandwiches

# ¿ Dec 17, 2023 01:13

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 15:50

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Cocaine Bear posted:

Dijon or stone-ground?

What the gently caress mods????

# ¿ Dec 17, 2023 01:23

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