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Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?

Aphrodite posted:

Do they call him Celly? They better.

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Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
What’s with the seven years? If he’s signing that cheap make it 8? Literally only thing wrong with it.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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https://twitter.com/Chris_Krenn/status/1712948025541161251?s=20

Hell yeah coop

Wonderllama fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Oct 14, 2023

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?

Eric the Mauve posted:

Obviously the only reason he's in Bowman's neighborhood is half his ties became wins, a luxury Bowman did not enjoy.

OTOH Cooper did it entirely in the cap era

It’s just an arbitrary cherry picked stat; but that’s sports talk, baby

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?

Dr Zaius posted:

Elon turning Twitter into x.com was stupid enough but none of the loving tweets embed properly in the Awful android app when people link tweets using x.com instead of Twitter.com. So if you are linking a tweet and can remember to change the URL to Twitter instead of x that would be swell.

They just fixed that on awful app iOS. Hopefully they’ll do android next.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
Cooley out scoring bedard but bedard winning the Calder anyway is still a timeline I prefer.

gently caress the Blackhawks

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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Looks like WiFi spun him around? Like, what kind of invitation does he need? What is his ideal fight timeline and how much notice does he need?

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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chirping giroux all the way back to the bench rules and swayed the refs into the non-call.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?

Eric the Mauve posted:

By the book, if he was between McDavid and the puck at the time and not actively trying to play the puck, that's still interference. Whether you meant to get in the way doesn't matter.

thats not true.

code:
A player is allowed the ice he is standing on
(body position) and is not required to move in order
to let an opponent proceed.
code:
player is always entitled to use his body position to
lengthen an opponent’s path to the puck, provided
his stick is not utilized (to make himself “bigger” and
therefore considerably lengthening the distance his
opponent must travel to get where he is going); his
free hand is not used and he does not take
advantage of his body position to deliver an
otherwise illegal check.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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corey perry at a PPG as a blackhawk is not the timeline i was expecting this season

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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wanna see old man ovi do the "hot stick" with his cane as he walks out of the caps arena for the last time just short of waynes record

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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It must be exhausting to unironically defend trouba all the time.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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tanner jeannot is at 2G and 5P in 9 games this year and now this:



is there any reclamation project that coop cant make productive?


the answer is yes, thats namestnikov but it was rhetorical.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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Szechwan posted:

How is jeannot a reclamation project? They traded a drafts worth of picks for him expecting him to be good and he played under Coop last year

wow. jealousy is not a good look

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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Good Soldier Svejk posted:

They rolled the same dice with Jeannot as they did with Hagel

"Hey this guy scored 20 goals, maybe he can do that for us"

except not so much with Jeannot

thats exactly what hes on pace for? :eng101:

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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DOOMocrat posted:

18 is exactly 20

its >18, and im ok with 18 and beating the poo poo out of bunting twice.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?

Furnaceface posted:

Oh so its fine for Devils fans to post obnoxious "On every second Tuesday under a cloudy sky with more than 80% humidity the Devils speed stat doubles" 10 times a day when their team find middling success but its not OK for Wonderllama to do the same when his team is clearly on the down side of the playoff bubble?

who cares what people post about in this thread anyway, thats how i butter my posting bread

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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Aphrodite posted:

As the official boss of n/v stat posting is only allowed about the following teams: the bad ones

i have a stat for you, here's all your good posts in the n/v thread: zero, lmao

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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It’s incredible that every team in the nhl needs to turn its season around.

I guess except Boston and Vegas. But those aren’t real teams or cities.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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Mid-Life Crisis posted:

Mindfulness is cringe?

mindfulness because you saw a space samarai movie? yeah

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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Aphrodite posted:

You’re named after a thing from fortnite.

even worse, monty python.

an embarrassing lack of knowledge from the pop culture queen

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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what goalies are available that toronto hasn't already tried and ruined?

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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Nobody was beating tampa in 2020 or 2021. Not Montreal, not Dallas, not salary caps, and not hip surgeries. Sorry bud, you ran into the buzz saw of kismet. But you also let corey Perry go to the bolts and ruined their shot at a threepeat. So you’re not entirely irrelevant.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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Mr. Kite posted:

Seasons only count if they are 82 games. Those two seasons were just extended exhibitions.

Trolling begets trolling. Same as it ever was.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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Too bad there’s only one torts.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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Sports hockey journalism: “lots of people will say (what is apparently obvious) BUT ACKSHULLY

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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Bard Maddox posted:

how do you skip past 95% of the monthly threads?

Forged in the fires of RWAS line combos for a decade.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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fermun posted:

I thought it was from Switzerland, and last I heard, the Avs started this and still do it. The particular water blend makes the ice a little more durable and skating a little bit faster so is good for fast teams to get a really minor advantage on home ice.

Lmao

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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Weird, Lucic doesn’t usually choke until mid-april.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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Rask had to play in the playoffs without a skate blade, equipment malfunctions are not a mandatory stoppage of play. Quick should’ve knocked the net off its moorings and taken a delay of game penalty. Worthy since he can’t tighten his glove right.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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My best answer for this is that I don’t believe he is hurt and the leafs once again are cheating the cap but in a way that isn’t as cool as when the lightning cheated the cap and won the Stanley cup three times, one more than the kings who are from the 60s. Lmao.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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It’s because they love him, Because they’re stupid.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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Ok I’ll do it. You 8-2 see it.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
maybe....just maybe, gently caress the blackhawks

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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the best defenceman in the league is obviously kucherov because: the best defense is a great offense. i think

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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mental reset by resetting your team, location eh?

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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Lmao at anyone who thinks Watson could aim a slap shot

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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what is vrana's MPG (miles per goal)?

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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grack posted:

It was a *perfect* pass from Vasilevsky

Who now?

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Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

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rex rabidorum vires posted:

Tomas Tatar having a great time as well...that's 4 now...maybe Toews is on to something...

Tatar got tatraded I believe.

Because he was sucking.

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