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Bought a car this week. Transfer of ownership, rereg to my name was to be today. Seller forgot some technicality so it couldnt processed. He'll do it tomorrow. Car is doomed.
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Oct 12, 2023 18:26
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Resting easy now that I know the full situation. Thank you op.
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Oct 12, 2023 18:31
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what's the significance of friday the 13th op?
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Oct 12, 2023 18:32
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Imagine if Jason went on a killing spree because he got extremely mad about being ripped off from a bad car deal
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Oct 12, 2023 18:35
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EorayMel posted:Imagine if Jason went on a killing spree because he got extremely mad about being ripped off from a bad car deal How do we know that's not the reason?
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Oct 12, 2023 18:52
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looks like youve read the calendar successfully op
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Oct 12, 2023 18:53
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Are you buying this car to give to two girls and expect us to pay for it?
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Oct 12, 2023 19:02
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stuck at work day dreaming about jason vorhees violently mutilating my living body until im dead so i can retire. Just Friday the 13th things!
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Oct 12, 2023 19:03
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It’s Thursday the 12th, op
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Oct 12, 2023 19:03
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Triikan posted:It’s Thursday the 12th, op wtf
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Oct 12, 2023 19:04
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Triikan posted:It’s Thursday the 12th, op Not in Tokyo it's not 
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Oct 12, 2023 19:05
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was Friday the 13th spooky before the movie or just the day it all went down at crystal lake? what about saturday the 14th? really makes you think
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Oct 12, 2023 19:08
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EorayMel posted:Imagine if Jason went on a killing spree because he got extremely mad about being ripped off from a bad car deal That’s why Chucky did it. The loving APR on that Toyota Tundra of his smdh
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Oct 12, 2023 19:08
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The pvp video game was pretty fun when it first came out. You could attack other campers or work together to just beat the crap outta jason. One game I was in consisted of a small fighting tournament among the campers inside a little cabin while Jason just watched outside through a window.
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Oct 12, 2023 19:09
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Jason's Mom did it
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Oct 12, 2023 19:11
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:That’s why Chucky did it. The loving APR on that Toyota Tundra of his smdh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loWfjHzQ0F4
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Oct 12, 2023 19:15
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Did they ever make a good Friday the 13th movie?
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Oct 12, 2023 19:18
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What sort of car is it? Maybe there's a silver lining here.
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Oct 12, 2023 19:20
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Extra Large Marge posted:Did they ever make a good Friday the 13th movie? The Corey Feldman one kicks rear end - The Final Chapter
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Oct 12, 2023 19:22
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Extra Large Marge posted:Did they ever make a good Friday the 13th movie? The one in space was pretty hilarious.
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Oct 12, 2023 19:30
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i ain't afraid of no day
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Oct 12, 2023 19:33
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It's nice to see a proper Friday in October being the 13th. And not just any old insignificant Friday being a 13th. Nothing supernatural about those ones.
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Oct 12, 2023 19:34
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Extra Large Marge posted:Did they ever make a good Friday the 13th movie? yes, all of them except for the first one. that one is boring as poo poo
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Oct 12, 2023 19:39
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Bingo_Bango posted:yes, all of them except for the first one. that one is boring as poo poo I saw the 3rd one in the theater in 3D. It was underwhelming.
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Oct 12, 2023 19:41
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I hosed my car up after running over a mattress on purpose so it was time to get a new car. I travelled 7 miles by foot to the nearest dealership and walked my rear end up to the counter and asked for their best deal. They took one look at me and my untied shoes with the big toe sticking out and my busted rear end top hat with a big red patch stitched onto it and knew that I was full of poo poo instantly, that I was not to be taken seriously as a customer. But it seemed that they were still willing to hook me up, and I trusted them because the guys that worke d there were all jocks like I am, and if youire a nerd then that's just something youll never understand. They blindfolded me and drove me someplace for 20 minutes, then told me to get the gently caress out of the car. They coaxed me deep into a wooded area by jabbing me with a spike even though I was fine to just keep walking without the spike. They took off my blindfold and I saw the worst car I could have possibly imagined., It was all hosed up, there were no windows, it smelled like poison, and it was covered in pictures of mutilated fetuses because it was once used at abortion protests or something. But other than all that it was pretty good. The dealers made me sign some papers and cut off one of my ears and I was good to go. I thrusted my feet through the floor of the vehicle and started her up by running my legs like fred flintstone. It was instantly clear to me that I had been fooled into purchasing a loving caveman's car but that was not about to stop me from getting to my various destinations in my day to day. The car also played some horrible Mexicano music that I never figured out how to turn off because it used to be a taco truck before it was used to torment abortion enjoyers, which explained the big vats of boiling hot oil spilling all over the place as I drove around. I was only on the road for 10 seconds before getting hollered at. A very small man wearing nothing but denim overalls was trying to get my attention. "Your car sucks and I'm going to kick your rear end until you get a better one". wel;l, now I gotta pull over into this bobs discount furniture parking lot and get my rear end kicked by this guy, I guess. Just then, it occurred to me that I had planned a romantic arrangement in that very same parking lot, at the exact same time as the rear end kicking. Now, I know this sounds like one of those fun, classic premises, like a wacky situation you d see on a sitcom, or some harebrained PG 13 comedy movie. But the actual events were very sad. I told the man to hurry up and kick my rear end so I could lose the fight as quickly as possible and get to my date. I promised not to fight back, and he took that opportunity to punch the weakest part of my head (the mouoth) as many times as he could until he got bored and left. All my teeth were hosed and I had a big amount of blood coming out of my jowls. I saw my wife in the parking lot and she asked what happened and I said shut the gently caress up but there's no way she could understand the words I was saying in that state. I slumped against a curb and let her attempt to jack off my limp penis while I layed there like a sack of poo poo with my gaping maw oozing all over. the next day I ejected that drat car into a reservoir
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Oct 12, 2023 19:49
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sofokles posted:Bought a car this week. Transfer of ownership, rereg to my name was to be today. Seller forgot some technicality so it couldnt processed. He'll do it tomorrow. RIP
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Oct 12, 2023 19:54
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redshirt posted:I saw the 3rd one in the theater in 3D. It was underwhelming. what part was underwhelming? the 3D or the movie?
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Oct 12, 2023 20:11
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EorayMel posted:Imagine if Jason went on a killing spree because he got extremely mad about being ripped off from a bad car deal I'm not going to imagine that. screw you
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Cubone posted:I'm not going to imagine that. screw you the mind is a beautiful and powerful tool.
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Oct 12, 2023 20:14
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I'mm gonna imagine a hot dog. stupid bitch. making the hotdog bigger and smaller now and spinning it on three axes simultaneously. gently caress you
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Oct 12, 2023 20:26
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I liked “say cheese and…DIE!” better
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Oct 12, 2023 20:28
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Cubone posted:I'mm gonna imagine a hot dog. stupid bitch. making the hotdog bigger and smaller now and spinning it on three axes simultaneously. gently caress you the renaissance of imagination is now
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Oct 12, 2023 20:33
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OP this is how you get a Christine situation on your hands. I advise you to jump into quicksand, which is how they kill the car (Christine?) in the hit film or book srries.
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Oct 12, 2023 20:37
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Cubone posted:I'mm gonna imagine a hot dog. stupid bitch. making the hotdog bigger and smaller now and spinning it on three axes simultaneously. gently caress you I pictured this perfectly in my minds eye. Was beautiful.
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Oct 12, 2023 20:47
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Bingo_Bango posted:yes, all of them except for the first one. that one is boring as poo poo I think you mean the 5th one. The first one is amazing.
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Oct 12, 2023 20:48
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There's people that don't like the forst one? What. It's good; maybe not amazing, but good. Definitely not the best of the era.
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Oct 12, 2023 20:51
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Here’s to the shitters of the world 1979, OP *drinks beer while listening to ‘50s rock ‘n’ roll*
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Philthy posted:I think you mean the 5th one. The first one is amazing. The 5th one redeems itself a bit by having by far the best nudity (and beefcake version of Tommy Jarvis).
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Don't try this tomorrow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wof0xPUmW38 sofokles fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Oct 12, 2023 |
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