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im getting a tattoo tomorrow of Boo from mario or a snail with a skull for a shell
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Oct 12, 2023 21:06
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:that you, youtube guy? gurf?
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Oct 12, 2023 21:06
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Sid Vicious posted:gurf? try to keep up sid
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Oct 12, 2023 21:08
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sofokles posted:Bought a car this week. Transfer of ownership, rereg to my name was to be today. Seller forgot some technicality so it couldnt processed. He'll do it tomorrow. Yeah but are you going to sleep in it to save yourself from driving an hour and a half every workday?
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Oct 12, 2023 21:09
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:try to keep up sid do i have to i am very busy
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Oct 12, 2023 21:11
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Bingo_Bango posted:what part was underwhelming? the 3D or the movie? The 3D. It was certainly not a Golden Age of 3D. Alas, I remember nothing about the movie though except the lame 3D.
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Oct 12, 2023 21:19
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R.L. Stine posted:I hosed my car up after running over a mattress on purpose so it was time to get a new car. I travelled 7 miles by foot to the nearest dealership and walked my rear end up to the counter and asked for their best deal. They took one look at me and my untied shoes with the big toe sticking out and my busted rear end top hat with a big red patch stitched onto it and knew that I was full of poo poo instantly, that I was not to be taken seriously as a customer. But it seemed that they were still willing to hook me up, and I trusted them because the guys that worke d there were all jocks like I am, and if youire a nerd then that's just something youll never understand. They blindfolded me and drove me someplace for 20 minutes, then told me to get the gently caress out of the car. They coaxed me deep into a wooded area by jabbing me with a spike even though I was fine to just keep walking without the spike. They took off my blindfold and I saw the worst car I could have possibly imagined., It was all hosed up, there were no windows, it smelled like poison, and it was covered in pictures of mutilated fetuses because it was once used at abortion protests or something. But other than all that it was pretty good. The dealers made me sign some papers and cut off one of my ears and I was good to go. I thrusted my feet through the floor of the vehicle and started her up by running my legs like fred flintstone. It was instantly clear to me that I had been fooled into purchasing a loving caveman's car but that was not about to stop me from getting to my various destinations in my day to day. The car also played some horrible Mexicano music that I never figured out how to turn off because it used to be a taco truck before it was used to torment abortion enjoyers, which explained the big vats of boiling hot oil spilling all over the place as I drove around. I was only on the road for 10 seconds before getting hollered at. A very small man wearing nothing but denim overalls was trying to get my attention. "Your car sucks and I'm going to kick your rear end until you get a better one". wel;l, now I gotta pull over into this bobs discount furniture parking lot and get my rear end kicked by this guy, I guess. Just then, it occurred to me that I had planned a romantic arrangement in that very same parking lot, at the exact same time as the rear end kicking. Now, I know this sounds like one of those fun, classic premises, like a wacky situation you d see on a sitcom, or some harebrained PG 13 comedy movie. But the actual events were very sad. I told the man to hurry up and kick my rear end so I could lose the fight as quickly as possible and get to my date. I promised not to fight back, and he took that opportunity to punch the weakest part of my head (the mouoth) as many times as he could until he got bored and left. All my teeth were hosed and I had a big amount of blood coming out of my jowls. I saw my wife in the parking lot and she asked what happened and I said shut the gently caress up but there's no way she could understand the words I was saying in that state. I slumped against a curb and let her attempt to jack off my limp penis while I layed there like a sack of poo poo with my gaping maw oozing all over. the next day I ejected that drat car into a reservoir Worst the dog ate my homework excuse so far
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Oct 12, 2023 21:26
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i just checked and today is friday the 13th
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Extra Large Marge posted:Did they ever make a good Friday the 13th movie? There's a lot of movies about it but I don't think they ever made any sequels.
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Oct 13, 2023 08:19
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the 13th or a 13th?
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Oct 13, 2023 08:20
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Oh it actually is friday the 13th? That explains the conversation i overhead today. And why today sucked so much. Well thats probably just a coincidence. And those lake campers had it coming.
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Oct 13, 2023 16:05
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Bad Purchase posted:i just checked and today is friday the 13th Big if true
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Oct 13, 2023 16:08
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The nes game sucked
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Oct 13, 2023 16:23
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Slip posted:The nes game sucked More people have made retro youtube reviews of this game confirming that than ever actually played the thing when it came out. They won't shut up about it!
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Oct 13, 2023 16:25
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tuesday the 10th
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Oct 13, 2023 17:01
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Gex enter the gecko/64 represent
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Oct 13, 2023 17:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs0x9K-GSrk
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Oct 13, 2023 18:05
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Konar posted:More people have made retro youtube reviews of this game confirming that than ever actually played the thing when it came out. They won't shut up about it! poo poo, homie, I bought the game at Montgomery Ward in a bargain bin of NES games for $20 around Christmastime 1989 and played the absolute living poo poo out of it. Still own it and occasionally play it  One of those games that’s necessary to use with the Game Genie, though as that fucker would always continuously show up on the outside trail of the lake to drain my life with each counselor one by one.
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Oct 13, 2023 18:18
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Oct 13, 2023 18:36
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You Are A Elf posted:poo poo, homie, I bought the game at Montgomery Ward in a bargain bin of NES games for $20 around Christmastime 1989 and played the absolute living poo poo out of it. Still own it and occasionally play it Currently wearing a shirt with the box art on it 
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