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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


skinamarink my dink is pink and after sex its blue

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Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

no i was born deaf in both ears

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

My dick is not Litmus paper.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Glory glory hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
Hid behind the door
With a magnum .44
And the teacher was no more

Your children will be sent to adult prison for singing this in AD 2023.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
gonna flush you down the toilet and see if you enjoy it

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i was never a kid

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I'm the one that said it to you.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Funky See Funky Do posted:

I'm the one that said it to you.

walter white sayin this

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
prince ali had to go pee under a palm tree
and abu had to go poo under a rock

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
Skinny Malinky long legs.
Umberelly feet!
Went to the pictures,
Could Nae find a seat!
When the picture started,
Skinny Malinky farted!
Skinny Malinky long legs,
Umberelly feet!

Scottish nursery rhyme. Me ma used to sing it. Utterly indecipherable, but funny. Can’t believe she farted along with all her other identifying features. Probably had to leave the country.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020


lmfao. glad i opened this thread

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009
i don’t own a dick but if your dick is blue i think u should see a doctor.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

lmao

BastardAus
Jun 3, 2003
Chunder from Down Under
My old man’s a dustman
He wears a dustman’s hat
He took me in the truck one day to see a footy match
Fatty passed to skinny
Skinny passed it back
Fatty did an unreal shot and knocked the goalie flat

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-lUIao3cJ4

wizard2
Apr 4, 2022

lol

Happyimp
Sep 26, 2007

I exist I guess.
My father use to say the mares eats oats and goats eat oats all the time growing up. Watching twin peaks really made that poo poo worse.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

BastardAus posted:

My old man’s a dustman
He wears a dustman’s hat
He took me in the truck one day to see a footy match
Fatty passed to skinny
Skinny passed it back
Fatty did an unreal shot and knocked the goalie flat

I’ve never heard this version before. At school we had

Person’s name is a wanker
He wears a wankers hat
And when he wears it back to front he looks a loving twat

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

What's the deal with the house

HorseMorsel
Sep 8, 2023
Some people think it's funny,
But it's really wet and runny,
Diarrhea.

I was cleaning up the attic,
And it came out automatic,
Diarrhea.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i never heard that, op

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I heard it, along with

"We're tiny
We're toony
We witnessed flying boobies..."

And special :canada: content,

"We're tiny
We're toony
We can't afford a Loonie
Cuz Brian Mulroney
Invented GST!"

Which I always thought was extremely topical for a bunch of 8 year olds. :shrug:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Lmao

But I thought it was supposed to be blue BEFORE you have sex??!!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

BATS FLY AT MOON posted:

Lmao

But I thought it was supposed to be blue BEFORE you have sex??!!

No, the blue is stored in the balls.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

No, the blue is stored in the balls.

blue is extracted from the balls

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I heard it, along with

"We're tiny
We're toony
We witnessed flying boobies..."

And special :canada: content,

"We're tiny
We're toony
We can't afford a Loonie
Cuz Brian Mulroney
Invented GST!"

Which I always thought was extremely topical for a bunch of 8 year olds. :shrug:

lol wtf i heard this poo poo too

also had to look it up to confirm but skinamarinky dinky dink is canadian af :hhellyaeh:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

lol wtf i heard this poo poo too

also had to look it up to confirm but skinamarinky dinky dink is canadian af :hhellyaeh:

elephant show my brother

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Sid Vicious posted:

skinamarink my dink is pink and after sex its blue

:sax: i hate you :sax:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Sid Vicious posted:

elephant show my brother

Goddamn right, eh.

:canada:

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
We three salesmen from over there
Come to sell our cheap underwear
They're fantastic
No elastic
99 cents a pair
(Plus tax)

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Cyril Sneer posted:

We three salesmen from over there
Come to sell our cheap underwear
They're fantastic
No elastic
99 cents a pair
(Plus tax)

Pro fuckin' username and av, there, goon.

You can run with us.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

old macdonald sitting on a fence
pickin' his nuts wit' a monkey wrench

[memory extremely hazy past this point]

wrench got hot
burned his balls
pissed all over his overalls

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6916kVhbEZw

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

BastardAus posted:

My old man’s a dustman
He wears a dustman’s hat
He took me in the truck one day to see a footy match
Fatty passed to skinny
Skinny passed it back
Fatty did an unreal shot and knocked the goalie flat

:nws: (Lyrical filth) https://youtu.be/k_lj1ikP5U8 :nws:

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I always knew it as "The skin on my dink is wrinkly pink and now it's turning blue! I love you!"

Also, we had a song as kids

Her lips are pink like a rooster's dink
and her hair is horseshit brown!

Her tits hang loose like the balls on a moose
And her rear end is upside-down!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i only sing the "ding dang dong" part of frère jacques

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Pro fuckin' username and av, there, goon.

You can run with us.

we got everything you need

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Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Skinamarinky dinky Dee skinna marinky doo

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