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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
That's exactly the kidn of outfit I'd expect given the context

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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

bossy lady posted:

You come across two glory holes and above them are written:

"One of us always lies, the other only tells the truth..."

Get my dick sucked, if it says wow your dick is huge I know its the lying one

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010

mobby_6kl posted:

That's exactly the kidn of outfit I'd expect given the context

what context is that?

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Baxter posted:

Well that’s certainly a glimpse.

There are literally 4 guys within 800 *feet* of my location. I’m at home.
the locations are slightly anonymized for obvious reasons, but yeah the number of men on the DL is unreal

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Baxter posted:

Well that’s certainly a glimpse.

There are literally 4 guys within 800 *feet* of my location. I’m at home.

Don’t forget to buy Anne a forums upgrade

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Anne Whateley posted:

the locations are slightly anonymized for obvious reasons, but yeah the number of men on the DL is unreal

I have a friend that years ago moved to some tract home exurban hellhole with his then husband. They broke up and he decided to stay in the house and we were all like, aren't you miserable out here, it's just families everywhere? Why don't you move back to the city?

His answer: He was getting more dick than he had ever had in his life, that just an unbelievable amount of married men with children were having sex with him on the DL.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

BATS FLY AT MOON posted:

Don’t forget to buy Anne a forums upgrade

If I’m reading these profiles correctly I may have to buy her every possible upgrade.

And, like, a boat.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Pladdicus posted:

what context is that?

Guys checking out a seasoned glory hole

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010

mobby_6kl posted:

Guys checking out a seasoned glory hole
oh yeah. love the pants frankly

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Entorwellian posted:

Permabanned user "cumshitter" ran his finance management office out of a glory business hole in a night club bathroom stall.

is a business hole where I put my dick in and someone on the other side notarizes it?

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010

Lucky Guy posted:

is a business hole where I put my dick in and someone on the other side notarizes it?

it can be other things too

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
I live in conservative rural Ireland and I was surprised when I found a guy on sniffies 900m away from me.

Anonymous gay sex used to be a lot harder. A real hit and miss affair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwZRv2Iu95M

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Check out this glorious hole

🤜🍩🤛
⬆️🔍💍

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Thinking to stop by the ol’ hole on the way home

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Imagine being really into mainstream gloryhole porn and then finding out that in reality they're mostly frequented by gay men and not pornstars who are addicted to bbc cock and cum :smith:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Anne Whateley posted:

the locations are slightly anonymized for obvious reasons, but yeah the number of men on the DL is unreal

Lol I just gave it a try and my location was literally on my house. No one a hundred feet away like some folks were getting but the next town over was hopping.

Vulgar
Aug 17, 2003

I am the man of la Mancha… my dream is impossible!

Bad Purchase posted:

they’re very prominent in klingon oral history

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

ProfessorMarvel posted:

Imagine being really into mainstream gloryhole porn and then finding out that in reality they're mostly frequented by gay men and not pornstars who are addicted to bbc cock and cum :smith:

Sounds like you don't have to imagine.

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.

ProfessorMarvel posted:

Imagine being really into mainstream gloryhole porn and then finding out that in reality they're mostly frequented by gay men and not pornstars who are addicted to bbc cock and cum :smith:

The C stands for cock, it's like saying ATM machine.

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Antifa Spacemarine posted:

The C stands for cock, it's like saying ATM machine.

gently caress, you're right 🤦‍♂️

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Alec Guinness hung out in Turkish baths and some biographers report that he was once fined for soliciting sex in a public bathroom.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-concealed-genius-of-alec-guinness

Next time you're in a bathroom and you see a hole, imagine Obi-Wan's lightsaber coming through.

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

William Bear posted:

Alec Guinness hung out in Turkish baths and some biographers report that he was once fined for soliciting sex in a public bathroom.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-concealed-genius-of-alec-guinness

Next time you're in a bathroom and you see a hole, imagine Obi-Wan's lightsaber coming through.

*sees Yoda's little green weiner poking through the hole*

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
There was a club in London back in the 50s/60s where a man and woman would come to your table, go under it, and give you a blowjob.
You couldn't see which of the two it was that was giving it as the table cloth was long, and if you looked you paid extra for your drinks or dinner.
I could be mis-remembering the city, but I do remember hearing this from a UK comedian during an interview.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

happyhippy posted:

There was a club in London back in the 50s/60s where a man and woman would come to your table, go under it, and give you a blowjob.
You couldn't see which of the two it was that was giving it as the table cloth was long, and if you looked you paid extra for your drinks or dinner.
I could be mis-remembering the city, but I do remember hearing this from a UK comedian during an interview.

Sir, is this a Wendy?

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

William Bear posted:

Alec Guinness hung out in Turkish baths and some biographers report that he was once fined for soliciting sex in a public bathroom.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-concealed-genius-of-alec-guinness

Next time you're in a bathroom and you see a hole, imagine Obi-Wan's lightsaber coming through.

Please don't link to thedailybeast in a thread about gay lifestyle of all things.

Nico Hines worked for thedailybeast. That idiot set up an account on grindr to lure gay athletes into chatting with him during the 2016 olympics. He gave away details that could easily identify them. Some of those athletes came from countries where it's dangerous to be gay - think capitol offense.

There are other things I don't like about thedailybeast but it could be my muddled mind talking.

Just please don't read thedailybeast.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Jesus Christ men are so pathetically disgusting. Just kill them all and be done with it.

I don’t wanna go to work on Monday anyway.

Dial911
Mar 18, 2004

ASK ME ABOUT MY LORD AND SAVIOR!!!

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

Jesus Christ men are so pathetically disgusting. Just kill them all and be done with it.

I don’t wanna go to work on Monday anyway.

But then who's gonna man the glory hole???

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Just remember that if you're going to a gloryhole that the person on the other side is basically like you. You're essentially participating in a goon hookup. And that's both amazing and disgusting ya know, like salmon dying after laying eggs.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

The Killing Jelq posted:

https://perthvoiceinteractive.com/2018/12/07/was-glorious-history/

I find the photo pretty funny because it looks like two dads showing off their home built shed.
I think it’s the shorts


I guess there’s an optimal height for these things? The guy in shorts would have to do like a squat thing to fit through there, his thighs are gonna be burning. A more optimal design would be a glory oval.

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

https://youtu.be/i9olmXcRxjA?t=2m5s

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Wifi Toilet posted:

I guess there’s an optimal height for these things? The guy in shorts would have to do like a squat thing to fit through there, his thighs are gonna be burning. A more optimal design would be a glory oval.

You just gotta go for it, like a screw going in at a lovely angle after hours of DIY

gently caress it, it'll work, if it falls off later you won't be surprised

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
A quick glance at sniffies is certainly an eye opening experience. Willing asses and dicks are mere meters away from me in every direction.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


I honestly don't think Sniffies is long for this world. Once enough straight people find out about it, it's gonna just be a bit too dangerous to use. At the very least they'll probably need to start putting more of their info (particularly the live maps) behind a paywall so not just everyone can see what is going on.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Dial911 posted:

But then who's gonna man the glory hole???

AI with a 3D printer

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

NoiseAnnoys posted:

noted historial journal rotten dot com

i literally trust the Rotten.com Library more than the New York Times

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3941890

Forgot about this thread, but heres another glory hole thread.

Also wrote a song about glory holes in that thread:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3941890&pagenumber=6&perpage=40#post508540662

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Anne Whateley posted:

e: go on sniffies if you want a glimpse into another world. anyone who gets a bj as a result of this post has to buy me an account upgrade
ahem

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Three Olives posted:

There is also this thing called a no-loads refused gang bang

yeah I saw that tweet too

Three Olives posted:

there is a hotel room door slightly ajar and a guy laying rear end up with a blind fold and you just gently caress him, no conversation, no foreplay, you just put a load in has rear end

and then you get blackmailed lol

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Holy Grohl glory hole

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Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I get the Glory, you get the Hole.

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