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The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Ask your dad op

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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Milo and POTUS posted:

I'm not sure if I hate or love that outfit on the right

I mean coming outside of the gay bath house with that sexy hole might shed some light on that topic.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Thunder Hole is an attraction in Acadia National Park. Check it out if you are so inclined - but be careful.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

I mean coming outside of the gay bath house with that sexy hole might shed some light on that topic.

im not gay im just impeccably stylish and blow guys through holes in the wall

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Glory hole is such a badass name for a hole where you put your dick. Dudes are awesome.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
dudes cock

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ever since man could create holes, some desired to put their dicks in these holes, and thus the first Gloryhole was made

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Gloryholes are an urban myth, like hygienic Magic players, or gamers that don't say slurs. They don't exist, and they can neither hurt nor titillate you.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
All glory holes are holes but not all holes have glory

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

redshirt posted:

Ever since man could create holes, some desired to put their dicks in these holes, and thus the first Gloryhole was made

Just yesterday the first cave man glory hole was discovered!

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Glory! Glory Holelujah

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
my great aunt called her under-stairs cupboard her glory hole :/

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

crispix posted:

my great aunt called her under-stairs cupboard her glory hole :/

How’s she doing? I haven’t stopped by in a while.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

crispix posted:

my great aunt called her under-stairs cupboard her glory hole :/

So wholesome. I bet she kept teas and sugar and little candies in there.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

How’s she doing? I haven’t stopped by in a while.

DON'T BE IMPERTINENT :mad:

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

All glory holes are holes but not all holes have glory

This hole, is made for glory, this hole
This hole, is made for glory, this hole
This hole, is made for glory
Stick your dick in it and just don't worry
This hole, is made for glory, this hole

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

All glory holes are holes but not all holes have glory

Well, mine do.

Sucks to the rest of you scrubs.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

If I installed one of those in-home glory holes that was mentioned but put up a placard on one side that said "chicks only" would it be honored?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Personal deck mounted glory hole

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

The Moon Monster posted:

If I installed one of those in-home glory holes that was mentioned but put up a placard on one side that said "chicks only" would it be honored?

If its designed to ASME Code Glory Hole specifications, then yeah, they gotta follow the code...

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

DandyLion posted:

If its designed to ASME Code Glory Hole specifications, then yeah, they gotta follow the code...

Guy walks up, hungry for cock... but reads the specifications.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




oh they’re real alright, in fact i’m off to the gloryhole with a fat stack of barabonds to tip the servicemen right now

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
im at the college bar
im at the glory hole
im at the combination college bar and glory hole

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

The Moon Monster posted:

If I installed one of those in-home glory holes that was mentioned but put up a placard on one side that said "chicks only" would it be honored?

make it say "chuck's feed and seed"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Have I lived a sheltered life if I say I've never seen a glory hole?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

redshirt posted:

Have I lived a sheltered life if I say I've never seen a glory hole?

no youre just a liar

Triikan
Feb 23, 2007
Most Loved

redshirt posted:

Have I lived a sheltered life if I say I've never seen a glory hole?

You just had the light off

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You’ve probably seen them without even knowing they are there. Some are very well hidden. You’re just sitting there in the park having a sandwich and then BOOM there’s a dick.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Used to carry this bad boy in my pocket when hitting up the bars

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Flowers for QAnon posted:

Used to carry this bad boy in my pocket when hitting up the bars


do you know how long that would take to create a glory hole? I just carry one of these in my trunk like that bad guy from No Country For Old Men, it can make one in less than a second. if anybody asks what it is, just say its a nitrous tank

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Years back I talked my way into the VIP area of the Limelight, an NYC club in a huge old church that was known for decadent parties.

Past the VIP bar I kept poking around and found a big almost empty room that had signs taped up on the walls that said “SAFE SEX ONLY”. In the middle of the room there was what I could best describe as a standalone closet. It had multiple holes at various heights to accommodate varying genital heights and a single stool inside for whoever was doing all the servicing.

I got a little weirded out in there and went back to the bar but I’ll never forget that room, I’m sure it saw some wild poo poo.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Snowy posted:

Years back I talked my way into the VIP area of the Limelight, an NYC club in a huge old church that was known for decadent parties.

Past the VIP bar I kept poking around and found a big almost empty room that had signs taped up on the walls that said “SAFE SEX ONLY”. In the middle of the room there was what I could best describe as a standalone closet. It had multiple holes at various heights to accommodate varying genital heights and a single stool inside for whoever was doing all the servicing.

I got a little weirded out in there and went back to the bar but I’ll never forget that room, I’m sure it saw some wild poo poo.

They didn't have any chairs to sit on while you waited for your turn?

smilingfish
Sep 18, 2012

fuck you i am smart

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

All glory holes are holes but not all holes have glory

This hole is not a hole of glory
No highly esteemed deed is cummemorated here

Puckanas
Dec 11, 2004

An extraordinary moron!
Why? Looking for work in the glory hole industry?

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Yeah I know a guy that got HPV while providing services at a glory hole.

110723_3
Nov 8, 2023
really really really cheap brothels somewhere in europe?

110723_3
Nov 8, 2023
did you know that brothels are illegal in the state of california?

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

its all nice on rice posted:

Yeah I know a guy that got HPV while providing services at a glory hole.

"providing services" lol, just say what you mean, gagging on stiff hogs and slurping hot jism.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

AcidCat posted:

"providing services" lol, just say what you mean, gagging on stiff hogs and slurping hot jism.

I was trying to uphold the dignity of the glory but here we are.

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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
came for the mild morbid curiosity, stayed for the... effortposts about sniffies.com and the history of glory holes???

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