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Medallion of Modest Nudity: When equipped on a naked humanoid, this magical necklace is enchanted so that the medallion is always covering the wearer's genitals. The size of the medallion and the length of the chain shift to accommodate all body types. Additionally, the chain always covers the wearer's nipples. The Medallion of Modest Nudity has no effect if any other article of clothing is equipped. Sword of the Mohel: This magical sword is similar to a Vorpal Sword, but instead of decapitating your opponent on a critical hit it cuts off your opponent's foreskin. The sword has no effect on enemies that don't have a foreskin. Tome of Gepete: The pages of this book appear to be blank. Any creature can verbally describe to the book what sort of contents it should contain, and the book magically elaborates on whatever the speaking creature describes. Unfortunately, the text that appears in the book is always poorly written and formulaic, and any reader can immediately tell that it was not written by a sentient being. Furthermore, if you describe anything somewhat controversial or subjective, the text that appears will be noncommittal in an apparent attempt to avoid being offensive. Bread of Conquest: This magical loaf of bread is immediately restored to whole whenever a bite is taken from it. In addition, the bread is packed full of nutrients and can on its own sustain an indefinite number of people. The bread never runs out, goes bad, or gets stale.
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Staff of Reduced Balls: reduces balls
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Oct 15, 2023 00:24
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Weighted Dice: You win.
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Oct 15, 2023 00:26
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The IRL 10' Pole You can use under the table it to the DM in the balls. Caster Level: -; Prerequisites: -; Market Price: 5cp.
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:Staff of Reduced Balls: reduces balls In size or number?
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DicktheCat posted:In size or number? Yes
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Wand of Summoning Disappointing Allies: Summons a person or creature that has strong allegiance to you, but isn't all that helpful to your current circumstances. Enchanted garotte that does +1 against puddings and gelatinous cubes.
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Everything Bagel of Summoning: the bagel can summon any object you desire as long as it can fit in the hole in the middle of the bagel. bagel is fatal if eaten
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Oct 15, 2023 01:45
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Wand of Goadze: the wand of goadze will expand any small opening to a larger size, allowing the user to pass through
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Hand of Chee'to: a mysterious orange glove that forces any enemy (and ally) to attempt to not be within grabbing or touching distance.
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The For Hims sponsorship. All mentions of our coupon code get to roll with advantage on our live play stream. I want to thank all 0 of our viewers.
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Tighty Whiteys of Package Enhancement: +1 to charisma, advantage on persuasion checks Satchel of Tacos: can be used once per day, produces three tacos. Tacos are all of the same type, but the protein, toppings, and shell (soft, soft fried, hard, corn, flour) are randomized. PCs who use it frequently might find themselves in an awkward situation when it becomes clear the ingredients are magically stolen from local establishments and homes Tent of Effective Camouflage: Allows PCs to skip the random encounter check when camping in the wilderness because seriously, you're in the middle of fuckin' nowhere and should be able to get a good night's sleep. You're adventurers for fucks sake, and probably know how to properly hide and secure a campsite. Panties of gently caress the Patriarchy: allows the wearer to disintegrate Tighty Whiteys of Package Enhancement with a successful use magic devices check
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Oct 15, 2023 02:13
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Ring of Holding: This ring allows the wearer to stretch their anus wide. Allowing it to accommodate items up to the medium size category. Their anus has no limit to the quantity of objects it can hold, but the ring requires prep of 1d6 minutes minus your charisma/dexterity modifier.
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A picture of the dm masturbating at the holocaust museum: +10 to all rolls
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Ring of the 12 Months Once investing in this ring, you no longer need to excrete bodily waste fluids except once a year. 12 PM the next year on the day you invested into this item you evacuate all that you otherwise would have expelled instantly. This brings you to death's door. Make a death saving throw with advantage.
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Nelson Mandingo posted:Ring of the 12 Months On the twelth day of christmas my-- oh fuuuuuuuuck!
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Grey Cat posted:On the twelth day of christmas my-- On the twelfth day of Christmas, my rear end in a top hat sent to me Twelve drummers drumming Eleven pipers piping Ten lords a-leaping Nine ladies dancing Eight maids a-milking Seven swans a-swimming Six geese a-laying Five golden rings Four calling birds Three french hens Two turtle doves, and A partridge in a pear tree
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The Gem of Forgetfulness When activated, anyone within a wide radius will forget however long a period you choose.
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Wagon of Wondrous Rest: When you sleep in this wagon it grants disadvantage on charisma checks but allows you to save a day's upkeep cost at modest levels (1gp/day). Requires Attunement. Orb of Holding: This item is Cursed and holding it on your person during a long rest causes you to attune to it. This does not cause loss of attunement to other items. When attuned to this item you cannot help but stare at it. You can pull your attention away from it for 5 minutes at a time, but you must ponder the Orb. DM notes: When the holder has pondered the orb for 500 hours, they gain a level in Wizard regardless of meeting prerequisites. Samuel L. Hacksaw fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Oct 15, 2023 |
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Bowl of Dumping: Objects placed into this vessel disappear when you look away. If an object is placed within the vessel that extends beyond its rim, the vessel explodes doing 4d8 necrotic damage to everything within 10ft. Items disappeared by the vessel reappear within the 10ft explosion radius if this happens.
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Post of making GBS threads. When you tie your horse to it, you poo poo. So does your horse. And anyone within 5d10 turns of the smell radius.
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Oct 15, 2023 03:19
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The Matriarch's Call: A magical item that can summon the maternal figure of one of the players to undo any event that has occurred in the last 5 turns. Failure to undo the event results in removal of one or more players from the game, forever.
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Bird Feeder of the Ancients: activated by filling with hulled sunflower seeds. Once activated will summon a random bird every 1d4 turns. As long as the Bird Feeder of the Ancients is kept full, the birds will obey the owner of the feeder. When the feeder is depleted it will cease to summon birds, and any summoned birds will immediately attack the PC
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Alarm Clock of Slow: Perpetually gives you just 5 more minutes.
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R.L. Stine posted:deodorant Nice.
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Stone of Google: A magical stone that allows the user to communicate instantly with almost any willing humanoid in the current plane of existence, but it also constantly sends personal information and location data of its current user to wizard who created it. This wizard sells the information to anyone with enough money to purchase it, leading to the user of the stone constantly being sought out by annoying merchants trying to sell them useless poo poo and preventing them from hiding from hostile creatures. Waterskin of Bullshit: A magical waterskin that never runs out of perfectly safe to drink and refreshing water, but the last sip always causes liquid splash onto the user's crotch, giving them the appearance that they have pissed their pants. This stain is magical, and it never dries until at least 20 people have noticed it and assumed the user pissed their pants or 3 hours have elapsed since it was last used, whichever lasts longer. Waterskin of Bountiful Mud: A waterskin that is always empty and cannot be filled or drunk from, but always supplies an endless supply of water as long as it is dumped onto soil. Sack of the Unhelpful: A large and bulky looking sack that appears to be heavy and cumbersome, but only weighs a tenth of a pound. Gives the user advantage on performance checks when trying to convince others that they cannot assist them, presumably since they have this heavy sack to carry. Goggles of the Squinter: Magical goggles that allows the user to see what they would see if they were squinting without actually having to squint.
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a ring with stats on it
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A well crafted lie: Grants the ability to leave at any time or if played at the start of your turn, not show up at all.
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Wand of Deserts - Manifests physically deserts of any kind or size.
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Printer of infinite money: At the start of your turn, place one Black Lotus. You are allowed to do this as many times in your turn as possible until someone notices you're using the wrong cardstock.
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This poo poo is just the E1 dungeons and degals but worse
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BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:Medallion of Modest Nudity: When equipped on a naked humanoid, this magical necklace is enchanted so that the medallion is always covering the wearer's genitals. The size of the medallion and the length of the chain shift to accommodate all body types. Additionally, the chain always covers the wearer's nipples. The Medallion of Modest Nudity has no effect if any other article of clothing is equipped. Why have that when you can just wear a Chainmail Bikini of Defense for all the benefits of a full suit of plate armour while still showing off your beach bod?
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BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:
Don't flatter yourself, it's a Short Razor of The Mohel at best. BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:
A tome that fills up in predictive text of the type the reader expects to find would be very useful to scam a wizard or an occultist for a couple of days as you run away with the reward, I'm definitely using this in my next adventure. I give your idea a (7/10) The Bread is usable and terrific an adventure item as it is. (7/10) By popular demand fucked around with this message at 10:59 on Oct 15, 2023 |
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Horn of Professionalism: When blown at the start of camp, instantly removes any horniness from your party, allowing you to get an undisturbed rest. It's been a long day, I'm injured from fighting those goblins earlier and you're all co-workers - knock it off guys.
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Hobby +1: Your new partner insists on taking an interest in your hobbies and joins you on game night. On an critical fail you forgot to tell them your ex goes too.
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Call for HR when a co-worker touches you, stand your ground and pull out this card. If they don't immediately end thier turn, escalate to Come to the Office
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Wagon of Wondrous Rest: When you sleep in this wagon it grants disadvantage on charisma checks but allows you to save a day's upkeep cost at modest levels (1gp/day). Not actually that different from a completely mundane wagon with a pile of straw in it. (2/10) Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Orb of Holding: This item is Cursed and holding it on your person during a long rest causes you to attune to it. This does not cause loss of attunement to other items. (8/10)
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A +3 Gun: A special and unusually powerful ranged weapon to award to your favorite player. The Grand Tome of Because I Goddamn Said So: A large and hefty volume that can be hurled directly at anyone who insists on asking about the +3 gun, why it exists, and why firearms aren't in widespread use in your swords and sorcery setting despite its existence. Really is significantly faster and more effective than trying to humor the question and inventing some half-assed explanation.
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