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Extension is over tomorrow. Owe 19,000 and have nothing to give. I’m hosed. Anyone else owe money after their extension is up?
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Oct 16, 2023 05:20
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Too many bathroom breaks OP, sorry.
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Oct 16, 2023 05:24
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What’s the most you’ve owed the irs?
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Oct 16, 2023 05:24
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Sound slike ur In Real poo poo
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Oct 16, 2023 05:24
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don;t know what that means but a business that owed the canadian government hundreds of thousands of dollars tried to make me their patsy once
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Oct 16, 2023 05:25
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Oct 16, 2023 05:27
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OP is either a colossal idiot or a fraudster. probably both. suck poo poo OP
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Oct 16, 2023 05:28
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If you had paid your taxes back in April you wouldn't owe anything tomorrow.
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Oct 16, 2023 05:28
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Just don't pay. What are those pencil-necked nerds gonna do about it?
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Oct 16, 2023 05:29
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I'm sorry OP. Maybe this video of tax tips can help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n88rje2rQp4
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Oct 16, 2023 05:29
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R.L. Stine posted:don;t know what that means but a business that owed the canadian government hundreds of thousands of dollars tried to make me their patsy once Yeah? This sounds absurd what happened? Was there a fake mustache involved?
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Oct 16, 2023 05:30
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My country irs is consistently paying me 200 bucks per year for whatever reason
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Oct 16, 2023 05:30
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That's nearly half my annual income OP. Guess you gotta take out another loan OP.
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Oct 16, 2023 05:31
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One time there was some sort of mess up where it turned out i accidentally gave the irs too much at actual tax time instead of just for withholding, and it turns out when they give it back in that case they also pay you some interest for the extra time they held it that's not just from withholding, but they also firmly let you know you've got to pay capital gains taxes on that interest, so I dutifully noted two dollars of capital gains income the following year, which i then learned literally just rounded down to contributing nothing so it was all a huge waste of time. That's kinda the opposite of what you actually asked though, I guess
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Oct 16, 2023 05:32
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Correction: you owe $19,000 plus interest since April. I think you can ask for a payment plan w/ the IRS. Or maybe hire a tax attorney if you really can't hope to ever pay that.
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Oct 16, 2023 05:32
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I'm still trying to resolve a tax issue from 2020. A state tax authority says that I owe like $20k. This is wrong (they actually owe me a few grand). I've been stuck in a Kafkaesque battle to try to resolve this for for three years now. It pops into my head every few weeks and torments me before receding again.
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Oct 16, 2023 05:32
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Piggy Smalls posted:What’s the most you’ve owed the irs? Nothing, what the gently caress did you do
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Oct 16, 2023 05:32
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i cant stop farting my entire apartment smells like a ripped rear end
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Oct 16, 2023 05:33
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Internal Rectum Sex
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Oct 16, 2023 05:33
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Is this following that frequent dumb advice like, don't withhold anything that's just a free loan to the government and you could make $0.78 if you put it in the bank instead Or are you self employed and have a fool for a boss or what
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Oct 16, 2023 05:35
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pencilhands posted:i cant stop farting my entire apartment smells like a ripped rear end Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Internal Rectum Sex
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Oct 16, 2023 05:37
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pencil hands do you have an apartment with a window? do they allow you to open it?
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Oct 16, 2023 05:37
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file a return with false numbers op, what are they going to do, audit you? i doubt it, and if they do, so what? you were already hosed, a few extra fines won't amount to squat
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Oct 16, 2023 05:42
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Bad Purchase posted:file a return with false numbers op, what are they going to do, audit you? i doubt it, and if they do, so what? you were already hosed, a few extra fines won't amount to squat Exactly. Double or triple down. If you're audited, you can easily falsify whatever docs they want
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Oct 16, 2023 05:44
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Bad Purchase posted:file a return with false numbers op, what are they going to do, audit you? i doubt it, and if they do, so what? you were already hosed, a few extra fines won't amount to squat if u dont lie on your taxes you are a literal rword lol i mean holy poo poo imagine being honest to the IRS
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Oct 16, 2023 05:45
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the thing is to be honest about the things they know about, like a W2 or 1099s or whatever, then lie about the rest
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Oct 16, 2023 05:46
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Chinatown posted:if u dont lie on your taxes you are a literal rword lol i mean holy poo poo imagine being honest to the IRS Few people understand the psychology of dealing with an IRS agent. Your normal filer will panic and immediately arrange a payment plan. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the agent-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.
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Oct 16, 2023 05:50
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Private Cumshoe posted:pencil hands do you have an apartment with a window? do they allow you to open it? yes and yes im just too lazy
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Oct 16, 2023 06:02
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Private Cumshoe posted:Yeah? This sounds absurd what happened? Was there a fake mustache involved? i found out what the real reason was and asked the accountant why they hadn't declared bankruptcy yet and then i literally moved away. there were a lot of other reasons it was bad. that was just one thing
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Oct 16, 2023 06:03
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Ya'll killed so many people around the world for this freedom.
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Oct 16, 2023 06:06
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Wee posted:Ya'll killed so many people around the world for this freedom. Cruise missiles ain't free
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Oct 16, 2023 06:14
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How did you get in this situation, OP? It's not normal.
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Oct 16, 2023 06:20
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Wee posted:Ya'll killed so many people around the world for this freedom. Owing $19k to the government through taxes isn't just something that happens
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Oct 16, 2023 06:22
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if i see an IRS agent out on tha street ima slap the absolute poo poo out that bitch no cap 
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Oct 16, 2023 06:24
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Chinatown posted:if i see an IRS agent out on tha street ima slap the absolute poo poo out that bitch no cap IRS agents carry guns and they will murder you. They know how to fill out all the reports correctly afterwards as well.
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Oct 16, 2023 06:35
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Chinatown posted:if i see an IRS agent out on tha street ima slap the absolute poo poo out that bitch no cap but it might be one of the agents clawing 30 billion in back taxes out of microsoft right now, maybe go for a high five instead
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Oct 16, 2023 06:36
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Piggy Smalls posted:What’s the most you’ve owed the irs? 14 thousand I just didn't pay taxes for about 9 years when I was bartending It's not a giant disaster I finally went to professional who got ahold of them and contacted them and set up a payment plan. every month I made a payment it took me about 5 years and I paid probably about 5000 extra maybe at the most interest and penalties it's not the end of the world
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Oct 16, 2023 06:37
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Sophy Wackles posted:IRS agents carry guns and they will murder you. They know how to fill out all the reports correctly afterwards as well. sounds like mod behavior. we should all make them suffer greatly
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Piggy Smalls posted:Extension is over tomorrow. Owe 19,000 and have nothing to give. I’m hosed. Anyone else owe money after their extension is up? hilarious av/post combo, 
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